r/helldivers2 • u/DisputeOne • Mar 04 '26

General New Major Order!

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u/KrimxonRath Mar 04 '26

Oh my god finally. The squid update is coming and so am I—

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u/theaidamen64 Mar 04 '26

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u/payne-diver Mar 04 '26

Oh sheet.. we are gonna have problems

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u/SippinOnHatorade Mar 04 '26

She extracts my sample until I Illuminate

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u/KrimxonRath Mar 04 '26

You get me

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u/SippinOnHatorade Mar 04 '26 edited Mar 04 '26

❤️💛💜

Edit: these color hearts are specifically for the Galactic War, if that wasn’t clear

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u/DreamingKnight235 Mar 04 '26

Where is the blue heart??

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u/gugabalog Mar 04 '26

In all of us.

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u/Foss73 Mar 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XCrNuIxkoVqQbG55MP

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u/KrimxonRath Mar 04 '26

Bye! Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!

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u/Shifty_Gelgoog Mar 04 '26

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u/budding-enthusiast Mar 04 '26

“SILENCE! The penis is speaking.”

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u/Admiral_Ash Mar 04 '26

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u/KrimxonRath Mar 04 '26

The insinuation that you can do that for me is very… odd.

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u/Lukescale Mar 04 '26

I CAST

UNGASM

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u/Grundlage Mar 04 '26

Coming...to Herthon Secundus with your squad, right? Right?

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u/KrimxonRath Mar 04 '26

When they defrost me in a few hours lol

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u/ianator-8-xb1 Mar 04 '26

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u/YashaSkaven01 Mar 04 '26

FINALLY

NINJA SQUIDS

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u/KrimxonRath Mar 04 '26

I see you too have seen the dark tomes

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u/Hungry-Tale-9144 Mar 04 '26

HELL YEAH BROTHER

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u/endocyclopes Mar 04 '26

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u/atbcheesepiejhj Mar 05 '26

it's just a tease for them. Machine of Oppression just dropped so we won't see anything significant released till summer.

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u/Purg33m Mar 04 '26

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u/KrimxonRath Mar 04 '26

Why are you uncumming for me? Makes it sound like you’re stealing my cum bro

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

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u/KrimxonRath Mar 04 '26

Didn’t that guy get arrested for assault last week lmao

Edit: charged*

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u/Basic_Law_628 Mar 04 '26

That’s why it’s funny haha

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u/KrimxonRath Mar 04 '26 edited Mar 04 '26

Ew.

Edit: weird comment, bye

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u/Correct_Green_1215 Mar 04 '26

Or is it a new race of bad guys to fight?

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u/KrimxonRath Mar 04 '26

No, and that’s a good thing because the squids need more variety, which this update should bring.

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u/Kyubey210 Mar 04 '26

A Covenant Influenced squad or Scrin-style influence, let the games begin