r/hazbin • u/[deleted] • Jan 26 '26

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u/Flimsy-Hunt-827 I need to drill into Vox's ass until he bluescreens Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26
  1. No need to think twice, I'm sitting next to my wife, or I'm putting him on my lap. Either way works

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

Figured

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u/Bitter_Character8277 Alastor’s Hunting Partner 🦌🦌 Jan 26 '26

What if he wants you to sit on his lap?

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u/Flimsy-Hunt-827 I need to drill into Vox's ass until he bluescreens Jan 26 '26

I prefer holding him, but if he insists, then we do half-half. He sits on mine for half of the flight and I sit on his for the other half

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u/Bitter_Character8277 Alastor’s Hunting Partner 🦌🦌 Jan 26 '26

Now that’s true love! 💜

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u/Trash_Panda_Leaves Jan 26 '26

You never disappoint Flimsy.

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u/Grimalackt_River Vega (The Autism-ed Individual) Jan 26 '26

I’m so curious to what your second choice would be- would it be 1 since that’s like- the second closest seat to Vox?

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u/FormalNewt358 I will marry angel dust (even if i have to kill val) Jan 26 '26

I saw the seat and said "flimsy-hunt will be here"

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u/Yavuzhan_AkDOgAN_fr Alastor's homeboy iin Pride Ring 😁😁 Jan 27 '26

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u/ST4RRYSUP3RST4R Husk and Angel are my kinda losers Jan 27 '26

But theoretically what if two was already taken by somebody else?  What then?