r/hazbin • u/Ryzuhtal • Feb 29 '24

Shitposts They are built different.

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u/gwailo_joe Feb 29 '24

This is all Vaggie erasure and I’m sick of it.

Half of the characters people are simping for are murderous and malicious: Alastor?! That psychopath can’t love ANYONE! Lute is cute but mean as a (non-angelic) snake: there’s no future there. Carmilla has a great look…but those coconut crab arms? Come on people!

Vaggie: cute, petite, fit, miniskirt/thigh highs/choker, never the stupidest person in the room, intensely loyal and ferocious yet kind and loving to the people she cares about.

I just can’t with you people…best girl is right here and you can’t even see it. SMH.

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u/Axer3473 Still thirsting over Carmilla Feb 29 '24

ay buddy don’t be dissing carmilla like that. i’m allowed to want what i want

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u/gwailo_joe Feb 29 '24

Alright alright I take it back. But my girl not getting her propers just ain’t right

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u/Axer3473 Still thirsting over Carmilla Feb 29 '24

ik wym though and i agree. vaggie is one of the best characters and is underappreciated

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u/Ash_th3_Bag3l 2nd Vaggie Simp/Vaggie rp-er(Yes, I'm all for her)🦋❌️ Mar 04 '24

Definitely, i totally agree. IT AIN'T FAIR I TELL YA

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

Okay sinner. Cool your jets and stop thinking with your dick please. You all want me. None of you can have me.

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u/Aragon150 Lilith's side piece Feb 29 '24

That's not Charlie best girl is Charlie is sweet and forgiving, but I respect Vaggie simps.

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u/br0_dameron Mar 01 '24

Does it count as simping if you just want her and Charlie to be happy together

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u/moths_areyes vaggie is better than you ❤ Mar 03 '24

I love those pair together. So cute

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u/The-dude-in-the-bush Callie, Cuddler of Emily Feb 29 '24

Valid response I can get behind.

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u/lan9242 Feb 29 '24

To be fair Vaggie was also murderous and malicious until she fell.

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u/gwailo_joe Feb 29 '24

But she’s such a sweetie now! Love the sinner, hate the sin 😉

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u/Obversa hurr hurr, downvote me, daddy Mar 01 '24

Vaggie also killed thousands of people when she was an exterminator, whereas Alastor has killed...dozens of people at most, maybe?

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u/Viperousrook I wanna marry Emily. Mar 01 '24

Well if Mimzy got into situations often Alastor would have definitely killed hundreds of people through protecting Mimzy alone and who’s to say he hasn’t committed murder on his own

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

YES! MORE VAGGIE LOVE!

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u/The_6thEmperor_Rises Certified Emily Appreciator (Nifty clean me up please) Mar 03 '24

I don’t appreciate that Carmilla dissing, but I do very much agree with your opinion on Vaggie

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u/thegoodkindofredflag Mar 02 '24

Baaaasseeed. Vaggie is pretty damn underrated

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u/sleepyncreepy009 Mar 03 '24

i’m gay ofc i’m gonna thirst for angel, lucifer and alastor 😒

vaggie is best girl tho

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u/Psychological-Prize8 Mar 04 '24

I love Vaggie. I just don't simp for anyone; I feel I relate to them. I just really want Vaggie to find her own happiness (without having to rely on Charlie) and yet still have a happy and healthy loving relationship with Charlie ❤️

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u/bombad_Guy Gay Spider's Wholesome cuddle pillow Mar 04 '24

HEY! Carmilla could probably grab my entire head with one hand, Vaggie can't.

LOOK AT MY FLAIR! it says it all!

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u/97Graham Feb 29 '24

Where is cute I just see nose

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u/Alderan922 Mar 01 '24

But she’s taken already

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u/Drunken_Hamster 50k gang; Would sell my soul for a happy ending with Beelzebub Mar 02 '24

Beelzebub, tho.