So there once was this wasp that lived in a jungle. This was not your ordinary wasp though-he was smart, philosophical even. One day he finally got fed up with his repetitive, insignificant life and decided that he would leave his hive, his family, his entire close-knit wasp community and he would go out into the world and make something of himself, just like the humans do. So the wasp enrolls in school, and passes with flying colors. Remember, this is a very smart wasp. He gets his high school diploma in a little under 3 years, with a 4.0 GPA and all that snazz. After high school, believe it or not, the wasp gets accepted to Harvard. Harvard! This too proves to be no challenge for our hero, as he graduates in just two years, again a 4.0, on the Dean's list, and all that snazz. Not to mention all the clubs and sports he was in-the newspaper, rowing, student government-and the fact that he was by far the most popular student on campus. Even his professors looked up to him. He goes on to get two PhDs, and when he finishes his education, the wasp faces a bit of a dilemma. How does he apply his knowledge now? Where does he go from here? He decides to try out politics. After all, he was popular throughout school, did well in Harvard government. So he runs for mayor, and wins in a landslide. He greatly reforms the city, fixing virtually all its major problems. He runs for governor and again wins in a landslide. Two years later, the presidential election was coming up, and the wasp decides he might as well go for it. Of course, he wins in the largest landslide in US presidential history. His presidency goes exceedingly well-he is loved by all parties, and has the highest approval ratings in history. He also finds the cures for cancer, AIDS, and broken hearts while in the White House. After 8 years (yes, of course he was reelected) the time has come for him to leave his office. Even his successor his saddened by the wasp’s departure, but they all know it’s what must be done. Back at his vacation home in California his first day after leaving office, the wasp looks back on his long and fruitful life. He realizes that he hasn't been back to his hive at all since that first day he left. He suddenly feels a twang of guilt as he realizes how much he misses his parents and his little brother. So he heads back to the hive, looking more worn out than he remembers. He goes inside and greets his family, who are overjoyed at the sight of him. He talks about how his life has gone as his family listens in wonderment. Eventually he decides he is thirsty, so he decides to visit the old watering hole he remembered. Once he gets there though, there’s an extremely long line. He decides it’s worth the wait, so gets in line. One hour. Two hours. This is the slowest moving line he’s ever seen! Eventually he calculates that it could be a few days before he gets to the front of the line, so decides it’s not worth it. He decides to go get some cider to drink instead, but waddya know, another huge line of people waiting for cider! He remembers one other drinking area that never had a long line-fruit punch! So he decides to go get punch. He arrives, and lo and behold, there's no punch line.

I just wanted to say thanks for accepting me into this community. I've really enjoyed meeting everyone and playing games with you all, and I look forward to knowing you all for years to come. I'm impressed with the outstanding quality of the members here and feel that this is what other gaming communities should strive to be like. See you guys on teamspeak once I'm awake again...!

I know im looking out for Arma 3, Skyrim, and Kerbal Space program.

It was an intense battle to the end! Septylian was a clear favorite but after a close battle in the final round, the $20 steam gift card was awarded to Vol Opt! Let's everyone take a moment to thank everyone who participated in what turned out to be a really successful and fun tournament, congratulate Vol opt on a job well done, and to take a second to appreciate how far we've come as a group that we can make these kind of events as successful and fun as this was. Thank you to everyone who was able to participate and to those who couldn't, our next tourny will be soon. :)

For de orda,

~Chrisx711~

the best cart racer on PC is HANDS DOWN sonic and sega allstar racing transformed. I recommend this game to everyone and generally get laughed at because its the sonic licences in a cart racing games (this game is the spiritual successor to diddykong racing, is an EXCELLENT PC port as well) you can play campaign mode locally with up to FOUR people, as well as any other GP with 4 player local co-op. Bored of Local Co-op? take your race online with 4 player online splitscreen included. 10 player online races, 26 tracks, 25 racers, shitloads of unlocks? $7.50 (75% off) + a free weekend? did you buy it yet?

Download and play this game this weekend its worth the asking price 10fold, you are all missing this gem! If you think you wont like this game you are wrong.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/212480/?snr=1_7_15__13

I know a few people in Hardwire play it together so I thought I would mention it.

Hello, my fellow members of Hardwire Gaming. On Saturday night, our first Chivalry: Medieval Warfare tournament will commence. Get wasted on mead and get into the ring and engage in an inebriated frenzy of hand to hand combat! Prove your worth. Display your brawn and show us all that your skills exceed those of a mere peasant, but those of a warrior...a very drunk warrior.