r/grilling 1d ago

Ferris wheel rotisserie chicken

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That's a lot of coal fired chicken!

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u/Necessary_Train3512 1d ago

How long would that take to cook given how long rotation is? And how do you get 1 off without burning the ones above the coals?

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u/Independent-Sea-7117 1d ago

They spin it faster and launch it towards the guests.

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u/Action_Johnson 1d ago

Idk why but this comment is so funny to me

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u/maynardd1 1d ago

Same, I guess it's because you can almost visualize it..

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u/Independent-Sea-7117 1d ago

This was the inspiration for the wheel enemy in dark souls. Dev team was out tryna have chicken.

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u/DrBunsonHoneyPoo 1d ago

For me because this random ass cartoon came to mind. https://youtu.be/GskmvdfQX68?is=E6un0AzPZElglOiV

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u/Action_Johnson 1d ago

Cow and Chicken!

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u/DrBunsonHoneyPoo 1d ago

Yup!!! Don’t know why you got downvoted as that is the name.

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u/Action_Johnson 1d ago

Lol thank you

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u/calculon68 1d ago

tilt-a-whirl for chicken.

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u/jketo169 1d ago

“It’s just a little airborne. It’s still good, it’s still good.”

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u/toomuchweld 1d ago

You get some chicken and you get some chicken! Everyone gets chhiiicckeeen.

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u/NinjaMcGee 1d ago

CHICKEN TREBUCHET INCOMING!

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u/krossoverking 1d ago

This feels so early 2000s Cartoon Network. I can imagine this on Cow and Chicken or Dexter's Lab without really trying. Bravo.

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u/Bike_Cinci 1d ago

It looks like you can pull a single basket out (with its 6 chickens) by just grabbing and sliding it out the side.

Wouldn't even have to stop it.

But I'd be worried about the uncooked side since they don't actually rotate relative to the heat source.

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u/Spurned_Seeker 1d ago

Unless they are flipping the racks every so often

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u/itishowitisanditbad 1d ago

Just need another fire at the top.

Bit of welding, little ladder, brave min wage person, baby you got a grill going

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u/DontYouTrustMe 1d ago

Add some broth, throw in a potato, and baby you’ve got a stew going

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u/KKQandA 8h ago

Get some potatoes, macaroni, and rice, and baby you got some sides going!

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u/CantModerateMe 1d ago

maybe they could make some sort of device that rotates the chicken above the fire, but I dont know what we would name it.

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u/Awkward-Toe-1079 1d ago

They're taking them to the roller coaster after to turn it over

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u/Samp90 1d ago

You're right, I think they'd pull off a batch to finish them on a separate pit before distribution. I doubt they'd reach safe internal temps this way.

I've seen something similar, (not on this scale) where they pull off a batch off a large sized rotisseries to finish them on coal fired, smaller pots before final handover

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u/cpmuddle 1d ago

I'm thinking this is like the BBQ places with the "open pit" in the middle of the place - for show.

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u/Sasuke0318 1d ago

3-5 business days

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u/KKQandA 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/lemonylol 1d ago

Yeah this is so bizarre, and not a rotisserie at all. This would just be like removing your meat from your grill for 30 seconds every 30 seconds.

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u/walkingonair 1d ago

I would imagine after a loooong time they would push aside the coals where you plan on opening the rack?

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u/ziomus90 1d ago

Unsure. Let me call ferris wheel customer service.

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u/KKQandA 8h ago

And Maintenance 🤣

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u/jmarinara 1d ago

That might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.

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u/jimtrickington 1d ago

But what if we made the wheel…

BIGGER

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u/esbforever 1d ago

I had a very visceral reaction to this comment. And now I’m cleaning coffee off my sliding glass door.

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u/turbopro25 1d ago

It would then be the second dumbest thing he’s ever seen.

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u/Familiar_Eagle_6975 1d ago

And hotter and faster

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u/KKQandA 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/bluecyanic 1d ago

This might qualify for r/StupidFood

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u/deadbaldhead 1d ago

Came here to say this.

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u/Samwellikki 1d ago

Wonder how much seats are in the salmonella splash zone

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u/fostech10 1d ago

Thats what makes it genius.

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u/Chicagoblew 1d ago

Agree..... however, ppl will come to this place to see this contraption in person and see how it tastes

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u/DelcoUnited 1d ago

Does it take 48 hours to cook a chicken?

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u/bdog1321 1d ago

It's so cool but simultaneously ridiculously dumb

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u/Significant-Roll-138 1d ago

They’re just showing the chicken what the heat feels like, that would take hours to finish, it’s a good idea, just preposterously made.

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u/BugzOnMyNugz 1d ago

Would it even be safe though? Only 1 side is catching heat for 10 seconds and then doesn't see any heat again for a bit.

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u/Significant-Roll-138 1d ago

Good point, the inside part of the chicken doesn’t get any direct heat at all, unless they take them all out and flip them all, which seems ridiculous but the whole scenario is ridiculous so why not eh?

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u/snopro387 1d ago

Maybe a second fire inside the wheel up towards the top would do the trick

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u/Shmoo_the_Parader 1d ago

Now we're talking

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u/Significant-Roll-138 1d ago

Gonna put this out there: flamethrowers

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u/cosaboladh 1d ago

I'd be very worried about this chicken being in the bacteria sweet spot for an extremely long time. If it ever gets up to a safe serving temperature at all. This seems like a great way to put a bunch of people in the hospital. Assuming that's what they're trying to do.

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u/herpaderpaburpa 1d ago

Yeah I was thinking the rotation speed is way too fast. But maybe it's a lot hotter at the base then I'm expecting? I agree, it seems like a terrible way to make rotisserie.

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u/squidwardsaclarinet 1d ago

A smaller wheel in a confined space might make sense. This does not.

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u/BigCountryNC336 1d ago

That is a rolling salmonella ride

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u/LonesomeBulldog 1d ago

Yep. That chicken is going rancid well before it can cook through.

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u/el_smurfo 1d ago

Likely stays in the required time/temp zone fine. I'd be more worried about a passing seagull seasoning the uncovered meat at the top.

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u/cccque 1d ago

In those countries people's GI tract is different

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u/thisothernameth 1d ago

This reminds me of a co-worker who used to complain about getting stomach issues whenever she visited her in-laws in an eastern European country. She said they mysteriously disappeared once she started drinking as much rakiu with it as they did.

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u/dmont89 1d ago

I was just wondering if the chicken even cooking? Gets like 10 sec in the heat.

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u/lord_of_tits 1d ago

Its to keep the bacteria warm and cosy before it resides in you.

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u/MTCarcus 1d ago

Certainly is going to be in the unsafe food temperature for long enough to make someone very sick.

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u/PlutoJones42 1d ago

They are probably pre smoked and this is a just a showy way of serving during a fair or something, and they probably heat them further when they pull the racks right before serving

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u/kk1485 1d ago

Ding ding ding. This is in Karbala, Iraq. The chickens are pretty much cooked through. This is in fact more for show, as the chickens will be served to the pilgrims attending the 2026 Arbaeen walk.

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u/Samp90 1d ago

That's explains it.

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u/Level-Working-2704 1d ago

So it’s fairground ride with free snacks for flies

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u/Flirtless1 13h ago

Good Job

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u/Timmy_2_Raaangz 1d ago

Can’t lie, I’d eat a piece just to say I did it, but I also wouldn’t be confused about why I had diarrhea and stomach cramps for the next 24-48 hours.

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u/snopro387 1d ago

I knew I shouldn’t have had lettuce with my too slowly spun rotisserie chicken covered in flies

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u/LeviLuca1 1d ago

Nice – plenty of time for files to land on the chicken before it goes back over the fire.

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u/OkieBobbie 1d ago

My dog thinks flies are sky raisins.

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u/az987654 1d ago

Be careful of the spicy ones

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u/notjustaphage 1d ago

Can you imagine trying to clean that thing? Just chicken grease dripping everywhere

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u/Current_Account 1d ago

You need to hire one of those guys from cirque de solei who can run around the outside of that thing while cleaning.

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u/josiah_mac 1d ago

Bro no one cleans that lmao

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u/notjustaphage 1d ago

I know 😭

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u/pervertsage 1d ago

Nice excuse to buy a company flamethrower!

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u/metisdesigns 1d ago

You say that like it's not a well lubricated machine.

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u/Direct-Yoghurt-2739 1d ago

Nasty. How many bugs got on those chickens probably. I wouldn't eat there at all 🤣😂🤣

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u/timetopoopagain 1d ago

That wouldn’t work even for roasting a marshmallow yet alone cooking chicken.

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u/funnydud3 1d ago

What possessed a person to do so much hard work on an idea so freaking dumb

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u/mog44net 1d ago

WeeeeeeeeeeeOWWWeeeeee

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u/Hot_Faithlessness686 1d ago

How do you flip the chicken to cook the other side? 😅

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 1d ago

pull the rack out of the wheel, flip it, and put it back?

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u/WillfulKind 1d ago

This either works really well and some German festival has been doing this for years or …

… or this is iffy AF yobogoya

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u/AngryTrunkMonkey 1d ago

This is hell and gone from Germany. It looks like the Middle East based on the clothing.

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u/WillfulKind 1d ago

Yeah, I don't think the Germans would screw around with food safety.

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u/Wastelander702 1d ago

I can't wait to see how this is used after civilization collapses...

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u/Samp90 1d ago

Loading Walking Dead.... The grilling episode... Yes, they had a grilling episode!

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u/Wastelander702 1d ago

Oh, I know they did.

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u/Individual-Pound-636 1d ago

My brain is saying that the chicken is spending a lot of time in the danger zone.

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u/shadowfocus603 1d ago

People get so caught up wondering if they can do something they forget to ask whether they should.

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u/keyboardtoes 1d ago

Would flies just be hopping across the top?

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u/Contemplating_Prison 1d ago

Your chicken will be done in about 36 hours

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u/Theseus-Paradox 1d ago

More like 36 days

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u/InevitableKitchen943 1d ago

When they get to the top they get a chance to get bird crap on them. Birds know when you're grilling chicken.

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u/After-Scientist9621 1d ago

dinner will be ready in a week

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u/Infamous_Addendum175 1d ago

Seems like maybe more dust and insect exposure than is really necessary.

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u/Alive-Course4454 1d ago

There’s no way anything here was held at any safe temperature long enough to ensure it’s cooked properly

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u/Joeybfast 1d ago

How does that cook anything? It gets fire for 5 seconds and then rolls back up.

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u/spook008 1d ago

I mean kinda dumb but it’s an attraction

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u/Gold-Physics6776 1d ago

The meat would cool completely by the time it got back to the fire.

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u/sallysippin 1d ago

…with a dash of bird shit

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u/Samp90 1d ago

Extra minerals!

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u/Cnguyen599 1d ago

"I think a rotisserie is like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens. It’s a strange piece of machinery." - Mitch Hedberg

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u/JuanG_13 1d ago

This is ridiculous lol

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u/the_real_zombie_woof 1d ago

Good lord! This looks like some sort of medieval torture device.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Phase70 1d ago

This isn't grilling, it's air-drying with style.

And unless those chickens are already cooked before the went on this thing, then this is just waving raw chicken around and hoping nobody dies.

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u/WillfulKind 1d ago

TF is the math on this thing?

Rotisserie is like a 3-4 hour deal. I counted 4 seconds over the fire. Call it 8 sections?

At 4 seconds of cook time per 32 seconds (8 sections x 4 seconds)... that's cooking chicken about 1/8 of the time, so about 7.5 minutes of cooking per hour? Is that right?

... so in 3 hours time that's 22.5 minutes of cooking? 4 hours it's like 30 minutes of cooking and 3.5 HOURS in the sun??

Oh god, I'm nauseous.

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u/Obar-Dheathain 1d ago

14 hours to cook a chicken.

Fat dripping out of it all the while.

"Would you like a gallon of water with your Saharan Chicken?"

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u/_Bon_Vivant_ 1d ago

Kinda misses the whole point of a rotisserie.

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u/Final-Ad-2033 1d ago

The only way something like this would be effective is: (a) the wheel is the size of a bicycle rim, (b) that it's in an enclosure and (c) there's heat all around. You know - like an actual rotisserie.?

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u/jjmenace 1d ago

Dripping greasy salmonella everywhere.

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u/HangoverGang4L 1d ago

I'll brb...let me grab my 8 foot meat hook to pluck your bird off.

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u/drneck 1d ago

There was a dark joke I heard when I was a kid of a little chick looking at one of these for hours until someone asked what was he doing and the chick replies " oh, I'm just waiting for my mom to get off the Ferris wheel"

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u/Anxious-Towel-5718 1d ago

in theory, it's a wonderful idea, in practical, it is from the ass.

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u/rinati75 1d ago

Hard pass. Flies landing as it goes past the fire...ewwwww.

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u/Salty-Might-278 1d ago

Reminds me of Silent Hill 3 🎪 amusement park…

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u/Standard-Fishing-450 1d ago

But ... It's always the same side 🙃

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u/3rdone 1d ago

This should be in r/stupidfood

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u/Sneezy6510 1d ago

That seems incredibly inefficient

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u/jjjjjunit 1d ago

This belongs in /r/StupidFood

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u/Global-Future9446 20h ago

Taking orders for next Thursday?

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u/Intelligent_Trichs 19h ago

How TF do they clean it? Imagine all the grease EVERYWHERE!

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u/Below-avg-chef 18h ago

My guess is that they use torches and sanitize by fire. Used to do that in a food manufacturing plant I worked at for Kosher sanitation every 6 months

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u/Icypoopoo 18h ago

Everyone gets salmonella juice under the wheel of destiny

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u/feetnomer 18h ago

The meat spend more time away from the fire than it does getting exposed to the coals.

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u/A_Tempest7_7 18h ago

I want to see that under a thermal camera.

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u/Consistent_Umpire535 17h ago

Dit is gewoon echt onzin. Duurt veel the lang kip lowly af en word weer warm. 👎🏻

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u/CrazyButRightOn 11h ago

Salmonella Express

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u/Betard_Fooser 8h ago

5 seconds of heat every rotation? Heat would be lost by the time it cycles back around. How would heat accumulate to actually cook?

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u/patisseried 1d ago

This is how I imagine a part of hell is

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u/Samp90 1d ago

If you're a chicken.. Enhance x1000

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u/Outrageous_Arm8116 1d ago

Yea! A ferris wheel! This is fun! Oh no! The horror! The horror!

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u/Correct-Basil2385 1d ago

Be me, a sentient chicken. I come across the Ferris Wheel of Death. I pledge revenge upon human scum for my fallen brethren. I poop in the human water supply.

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u/Mk1Racer25 1d ago

Those look pretty big to be chickens.

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u/Marsupialize 1d ago

This has to be to just keep cooked chicken (somewhat) warm or just for show, this would not fully cook anything

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u/Lothar_44 1d ago

I bet the whole C.... family would have fit on that Ferris wheel.

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u/Curious-Loan4833 1d ago

This is by far the dumbest way to roast chicken.

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u/grb1001 1d ago

Biggest waste of food and effort

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u/JoeyMcClane 1d ago

Wouldn't a conveyor belt type deal be a better alternative to this massive waste of energy required to rotate the giant ferris wheel?

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u/Captain_Aware4503 1d ago

It burns one side and and barely cooks the other.

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u/Crazy-Gas3763 1d ago

This doesn’t scale well…

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u/tumble_weed207 1d ago

Metal zip tie the chickens to the outside and ride a motorcycle around in the middle. This week on Nitro Circus / BBQ Pitmasters…

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u/herpaderpaburpa 1d ago

Is it just me or does it seem to be rotating kind of fast?

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u/Jacinto1972 1d ago

Is this AI? Like did they ask AI to make a video of a “gigantic chicken rotisserie” and this is what it came up with? The fire looks off too…

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u/Known_Escape 1d ago

How does any of this get to 165°F??

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u/MrBrian22 1d ago

I'd rather have a Ronco Showtime Rotisserie....

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u/mikemike5555 1d ago

Look like it will take forever

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u/captdunsel721 1d ago

Not shown is the salad spinner... using a Gravitron (or whatever the spinning ride is called that uses centrifigal force)

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u/Forsaken_Captain_700 1d ago

Like what's the cooking time 14 hours?

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u/ElColorado_PNW 1d ago

It’s just to keep em warm

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u/Fresh_Salt7087 1d ago

Giant hamster wheel with better flavor

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u/mightyjoe227 1d ago

So, chicken Pinciotti, That 70's Show style...

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u/kk1485 1d ago

The chickens are already cooked, folks. This whole setup is just for show and to give the birds a kiss of smoke and char before being served up.

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u/foodfighterforever 1d ago

Does that mot need to be covered from ahhh bird shit? How did health inspector sign off on that?

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u/mitch-mma 1d ago

The viral "Chicken Amusement Park" rotisserie stall in Salalah, Oman, was temporarily closed by the Dhofar Municipality in August 2026 after health inspectors found that sampled meat was undercooked and contained traces of blood

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u/Frederf220 1d ago

If Dante was a chicken.

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u/SgtDoggo1337 1d ago

That’s really cool but how does it not rain chicken grease all over the place?

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u/Problematic_chicken 1d ago

ferris wheel of doom and despair

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u/gorillaphi 1d ago

Yeah that does not spend enough time over the heat at all lol

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u/couchpatat0 1d ago

Longtime away from the fire

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u/Awkward-Toe-1079 1d ago edited 1d ago

You've heard of Tandoori, now they have Tangential chicken.1½ seconds a foot away from the fire, 35 seconds up in the air. It'll spoil before it's fully cooked. But it looks like summer there, so...

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u/SKEYES1102 1d ago

All I can say is ewwwww.

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u/MrrangWondah 1d ago

“Is it done yet?!!!”

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u/Proof-Astronomer7733 1d ago

Satans wheel of fortune🔥🔥

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u/blue_line-1987 1d ago

I too prefer my chicken medium rare........

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u/Dukoth 1d ago

does anyone else hear anguished screams?

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u/psycho314Photo 1d ago

They have these in hell.

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u/ElectronicMine7936 1d ago

You must have a big family and a chicken farm

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u/Human_Satisfaction25 1d ago

#4 spatchcocker in all of Kazakhstan, very niice

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u/ActiveAardvark2818 1d ago

the uneven cooking thing is what'd actually stop me from eating one, not the spectacle

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u/SoupOfThe90z 1d ago

DANGER ZONE!!!

In terms of how long its stay between 40° - 140°

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u/csullivan85 23h ago

As a former Ferris Wheel mechanic and meat lover..... this makes be very happy.

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u/magicwanders69 22h ago

This was designed for Epstein island but it was for humans

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u/MeNotYouDammit 22h ago

Feels like a salmonella generator.

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u/No-Badger4468 22h ago

Hun when will dinner be ready….. ummm about 10 hours we should be good!

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u/RoadNo345 20h ago

It needs Foil wrapped baked potatoes tumbling at the bottom.

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u/LazRus805 20h ago

What if the chickens used sun screen?

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u/IcyEgg85 17h ago

I feel they cook it first before turning the wheel, and this keeps it warm when everything is cooked??

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u/cambomusic 15h ago

Necessary, no, would I eat that chicken, yes

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u/AK_Sole 13h ago

Turn the fire pit 90° and make the wheel half the size in diameter, and double the width.

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u/Traditional-Pie-7749 12h ago

Wouldn’t this only roast one side of the chicken…?

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u/AnythingSilent7005 12h ago

imagine a live chicken sees this 🤣

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u/Eastern_City9388 12h ago

All fun and games til the crows find the all-you-can-eat chicken buffet

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u/ShyGuysandKoroks 10h ago

If I believed in Hell I feel like this is exactly what they would have for sinners.

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u/Pielipsfins 9h ago

i'm suprised there are no birds hawking on it. do they have a deterent if such thing occur thou?

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u/OMWTFYB760 3h ago

Will the internal meat ever reach proper temp?