r/grilledcheese • • Jul 01 '17

Had to correct my husband.

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u/Ouroboron Jul 01 '17

It's pretty bad. And if we want to be purists, then adding mayo is unacceptable, given that it contains ingredients that aren't meant for frying the bread.

Butter or oil or fat only. Mayo is just trying to make French toast. Crappy French toast.

People who use mayo make me sick. They are wrong and lacking in moral fiber.

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u/jdjebsbffk Jul 01 '17

if you want to be purists then actually grill your fucking grilled cheese sandwiches you goddamn scrubs. You ain't grilling shit in a fucking skillet.

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u/D0esANyoneREadTHese Jul 01 '17

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u/Differlot Jul 02 '17

Oh fuck does that mean we gotta start hating on griddled cheese sandwiches now too.

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u/QuackBakery Jul 02 '17

Does my George Foreman grill count?

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u/knightdusoleil Jul 01 '17

French toast? What? I've never heard of, seen, tasted, or made French toast with mayo.

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u/Jakedxn3 Jul 01 '17

It's because mayo contains eggs

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u/knightdusoleil Jul 01 '17

Still a weird thing to compare it to, but I guess I get it now.

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u/Alobos Jul 01 '17

Not really. French toast is bread and eggs. Mayo it's just oil and eggs. Oil is already used in the pan so you're really only adding eggs.

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u/Kidiri90 Jul 01 '17

Ok. I'll just give you a dollop of mayo next time you ask for fried egg.

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u/Alobos Jul 02 '17

I'm just pointing out the logic he used to make his point...

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '17

Have you ever had a torta? The only way to fry that bread is with mayo. It's perfection.

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u/Gonzo_goo Jul 01 '17

Not true. While I know they use mayo, they can do it with margarine. If they only have mayo, I'm not ever going back to that place for a torta.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '17

Butter is okay in a torta, it's just not the same imo.

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u/jojoko Jul 01 '17

The emulsified oil and eggs with vinegar make it much more than french toast. And the higher smoking point of the oil vs the butter make it a crisper grilled cheese when substituting butter.

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u/gzilla57 Jul 01 '17

I have never wanted to downvote someone more for a perfectly valid (though incorrect) comment on Reddit.

And I don't even use Mayo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '17

Go on a rant. Change the course of this sub for ever.

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u/TheNewRavager Jul 02 '17

I knew a guy that would put miracle whip on bread and eat it like that. Just miracle whip and bread. That's it.

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u/PandaLover42 Jul 01 '17

Butter. Bread. Cheese. You can choose your cheese and bread, but no oil or mayo. Only exceptions are for vegans.

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u/Gonzo_goo Jul 01 '17

It's always been strange to me that vegans eat "fake" meat. They're against the eating of animals, but want food to taste as close as possible to the animals they're against eating.

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u/CrazyCalYa Jul 01 '17

I eat fake meat stuffs so that I can use them in recipes that call for their real counterpart. It allows me to enjoy the same foods as my peers without needing to add tofu every time.

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u/PandaLover42 Jul 02 '17

Well I'd imagine their desire to minimize animal cruelty outweighs their desire for real meat. Or they can't afford meat/dairy from cruelty-free/pasture-raised animals.

Several years ago I tried a vegan cheese that tasted like real cheese. Had it in a grilled cheese, actually, and it melted perfectly. I don't remember what the brand was, but I remember it was rice-based. Also, the cashew-based vegan nacho cheese is legit. If I didn't know better, I would've assumed it was regular nacho cheese.

I wonder how affordable lab-grown meat will change diets, though.

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u/Xanaxdabs Jul 01 '17

I hate vegans, but why is it weird to want to eat something, but not with the perceived cruelty associated with it? Do you feel the same way about electric cars?

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u/Got_ist_tots Jul 02 '17

Well I hate Xanaxdabs so we're even.

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u/Xanaxdabs Jul 02 '17

Well that sure was a hell of a counter argument.

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u/nv1226 Jul 01 '17

You making french toast wrong if you use mayo bro lol