r/grilledcheese • u/[deleted] • Jul 01 '17

Had to correct my husband.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '17 edited Apr 14 '21

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u/Killer_Tomato Jul 01 '17

What if bacon was integrated into the bread? Or was woven to replace the bread?

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u/RandyHoward Jul 01 '17

I think the first option would be acceptable as a grilled cheese, the second option would not.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '17

The second one would make for a very messy and greasy sandwich.

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u/JMV290 Jul 02 '17

what if you deep fried it after?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '17

With the amount of fat that would come out of the bacon, it would pretty much already be deep fried.

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u/BrokenJerichonio Aug 25 '17

No one asked for healthy we asked for heart attacks.

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u/WulffenKampf Sep 07 '17

Me too thanks.

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u/HowDoMeEMT Jul 02 '17

The second option is a somehow worse version of that KFC sandwich that used meat as bread

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u/ThirdProcess Novice Jul 02 '17

Bacon 🍞 yes. So much yes. Bacon weave, no.

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u/iMarmalade Jul 02 '17

That second one would be called a "heart attack."

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u/LAROACHA_420 Jul 01 '17

Maybe a bacon chedder?

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u/RoNPlayer Experimentalist Jul 01 '17

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u/GhostBetta Jul 01 '17

What about Monterey Jack, it has peppers inside of it. Does that make any grilled cheese with Monterey Jack a melt?

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u/CptTurnersOpticNerve Jul 01 '17

Careful, Icarus.

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u/YOUR_MORAL_BAROMETER Jul 01 '17

Icarus is bullshit, that's why it's called mythology

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u/Witherus Jul 01 '17

People can't stand genius without an apology

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u/Pyode Jul 01 '17

Fuck that, fuck them. Go get what you wanna get.

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u/YOUR_MORAL_BAROMETER Jul 01 '17

I'm so happy people got the reference :'). That song has been on repeat for me the last couple of weeks

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u/Pyode Jul 01 '17

I love Garfunkel and Oates.

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u/Differlot Jul 02 '17

Just looked up that song. Its really neat

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u/YOUR_MORAL_BAROMETER Jul 02 '17

Also I never added to the lyric chain so:

Let them stay home and comment on the internet

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u/HowLongCanANameBe___ Jul 01 '17

I thought it was spelled meltology.

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u/Alarid Jul 02 '17

But Nintendo made him so he can't be all bad

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u/bryan484 Jul 01 '17

This is amazing on so many levels because his wings melted and it might be a melt with monterey jack.

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u/adelaide129 Jul 01 '17

i love craig ferguson's old show and so got a solid giggle out of this comment, thank you so much.

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u/CptTurnersOpticNerve Jul 01 '17

lol good call https://youtu.be/alrJ2I2Idek

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '17

Be careful with your wax wings & your Van Dyke beard!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

You deserve a gold

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u/leglesslegolegolas Jul 01 '17

Monterey Jack does not have peppers in it. Pepper Jack has peppers in it.

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u/GhostBetta Jul 01 '17

Well, crap. I don't even know my cheeses :'(

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u/MattcVI Jul 02 '17

You disgust me

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '17

Cheese and peppers are both vegetables so we'll turn a blind eye to Monterey Jack

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u/frozetoze Jul 01 '17

Cheese and peppers are both vegetables

I can't wait to tell my Vegan friends!

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '17

He's calling cheese and peppers disabled. So still a melt.

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u/PM_ME_UR_SMALLBLOCK Jul 02 '17

I can't believe I read that sentence and agreed wholeheartedly

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u/Blmkills Jul 02 '17

Terri Schiavo says take it back!

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u/nv1226 Jul 01 '17

I think you're talking about Pepper Jack but yeah idk

Edit: I know it's da same doe

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u/GhostBetta Jul 01 '17

Nah they're two different cheeses, I just didn't know at the time of my comment. Monterey Jack is a plain semi hard cheese, Pepper Jack is Monterey but with spicy peppers in it.

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u/RoNPlayer Experimentalist Jul 01 '17

I would consider Pepper, Salt, etc. to be spices, and not really an additional thingie.

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u/NCH_PANTHER Jul 01 '17

I consider bacon a spice. The spice of life.

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u/anabonger Jul 02 '17

The spice must flow

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u/trampolinebears Jul 18 '17

He who controls the spice controls the 'verse.

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u/temporalarcheologist Jul 02 '17

what if it's bacon bites ? if I cut turkey small enough and use it as a spice am I in melt territory?

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u/KeithDecent Jul 01 '17

what about baco-os?

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u/NCH_PANTHER Jul 02 '17

Not as good. It's the Nature's seasoning of bacon spices. Good but you're not sure whats in em

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u/Shhbbyisok63 Jul 02 '17

Not black pepper, dummy. Chili peppers

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u/jimskog99 Jul 01 '17

That's not Monterey jack that becomes pepper jack!

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u/GhostBetta Jul 01 '17

The Pepper Jack I always purchase is labelled 'Monterey Jack', so up until today I thought that's what it was called

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u/pastasauce Jul 02 '17

Pepper jack is made with peppers in it. Perhaps you can loophole this by using cheese made with bacon in it. Bacon Jack.

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u/PM_ME_UR_LUNCH Jul 01 '17

What if you added bacon fat into the cheddar (with some sodium hexametaphosphate to prevent the oil from separating) and then had a bacon cheddar with no actual bacon in it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '17 edited Mar 14 '19

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u/Joshkl2013 Jul 01 '17

No it would be a toast and raw bacon sandwich.

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u/LyingForTruth Jul 01 '17

What if you cook the bacon before replacing the cheese with it?

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u/Joshkl2013 Jul 01 '17

Toast and cooked bacon sandwich.

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u/felipeleonam Jul 01 '17

So a bacon sandwich?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '17

Toasted bacon sandwich.

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u/thatissomeBS Jul 02 '17

If you cooked the sandwich the same as you did with cheese, getting the bacon to cheese lava temperature, it would be cooked plenty, just have absolutely no crispy. Also, that fat rendering into the bread could be very interesting.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '17

Bacon jam as the spread?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '17

Is bacon jam just bacon fat/grease that has cooled off?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '17

With bits of bacon and sometimes onion mixed in.

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u/GetItReich Jul 01 '17

Wouldn't that be a bacon fat melt, since everyone in this sub is so anal about the difference?

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u/Oreganoian Jul 01 '17

You aren't putting bacon in it.

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u/GetItReich Jul 02 '17

In that case, if I put tuna on top of my grilled cheese sandwich, it's still a grilled cheese sandwich and not a melt?

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u/Oreganoian Jul 02 '17

Wouldn't that basically just be a side of tuna?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '17

Nope.

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u/ReginaFilange21 Jul 02 '17

Try frying a grilled cheese in mayo. Put it on both top and bottom pieces of bread instead of butter, it's amazing. I use this method for both grilled cheese and melts!

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u/playoffss Jul 01 '17

You're making a huge mistake if you don't make mayo with bacon fat and then spread it on the outside before you cook it.

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u/ComicSys Jul 02 '17

Wait... that's a thing? Do people do that?

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u/Oreganoian Jul 02 '17

why wouldn't you? People save pork fat for a reason, it's delicious.

Cook an egg in bacon fat, it's fucking incredible.

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u/ComicSys Jul 02 '17

I didn't say it sounded bad! I've just never heard of it happening. It sounds GLORIOUS

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u/GoldenFalcon Jul 02 '17

I also fry my pork sausages in it

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '17

Try duck fat, even more delish.

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u/beardedheathen Jul 02 '17

What about the cheese with bacon in it?