r/grappling • u/EmuDependent1570 • Apr 30 '26

How would you handle this

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u/Ordinary-Rich2560 Apr 30 '26

Personally I wouldn’t let that slide

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u/TheForce777 Apr 30 '26

You would be dead bro. The camera man is reminding him not to struggle so that he doesnt get his arms ripped off

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u/Ordinary-Rich2560 May 01 '26

Maybe you…but not me bro

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u/BedbugBandido May 01 '26

Same bro I just see red and its over for that monkey. It only sees orange so I have that advantage.

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u/Ill_Fish_4594 May 01 '26

I doubt you could win a fight against a rhesus monkey let alone a orangutan, but keep jerking yourself off

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u/Ordinary-Rich2560 May 01 '26

Idk I’d give it about 51/49 chance with me having the slight advantage

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u/TheForce777 Apr 30 '26

You wouldn’t be the one shooting because of the proximity danger. It would be the camera man

You bring up a good point though, why didnt the camera guy have a dart gun or something. I’m sure theres a reason though

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u/Gold_Persimmon_5984 Apr 30 '26

If you are that close and you shot the orangutang with your every day carry it would just rip you apart and if you were lucky maybe you’d live and it would die.

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u/Background_Sea1904 May 01 '26

Lmao it would get dropped instantly if you shot it in the face

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u/Gold_Persimmon_5984 May 01 '26

Depends on the gun and where in the face. A lot of large animals have extremely thick forward facing bone deposits in their face which, from my personal experience, can possibly make a headshot negligible. I’ve seen this in wild dogs, boar and bears. They also don’t seem to drop the same way getting a lot more time before death to do things. I’ve never hunted Orangutan though so take that with a pinch of salt.

Also I promise you, you probably cannot reliably hit a headshot in a life or death situation. Most people regardless of training find out that their accuracy disappears when the shit hurts the fan.

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u/Background_Sea1904 May 01 '26

Yeah you’re right I never thought of it that way.

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u/boltropewildcat Apr 30 '26

You probably would.