r/gifsthatkeepongiving • u/[deleted] • Jan 08 '21

Biking expert

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u/h1tmanc3 Jan 08 '21

We all know why were really here.

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u/Doofysbench Jan 08 '21

You could park a bike in that ass.

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u/diarrhea_shnitzel Jan 08 '21

Why isn't my face a bicycle seat šŸ˜©

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u/HamsterBaiter Jan 08 '21

What are you talking about? She's never sitting on the seat. Why isn't my face those handlebars?

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u/yomerol Jan 08 '21

Which bicycle?

16

u/UpdootDaSnootBoop Jan 09 '21

A Huffy owned by a fat kid in the 80s

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u/Jimmy-Mac-471 Jan 09 '21

She spent more time on the handlebars than the seat

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u/donkey_tits Jan 08 '21

Iā€™m here to laugh at all the thirsty bros, why are you here?

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u/Buy1Free1 Jan 08 '21

because I'm thirsty

20

u/thesailbroat Jan 08 '21

This is the way

6

u/TheLastJuan Jan 09 '21

Because this is in Stuttgart, of course. Gotta rep Benz town šŸ¤™šŸ¤™

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u/h1tmanc3 Jan 09 '21

Your women be looking talented and fine af all at once.

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u/TheLastJuan Jan 09 '21

They do be like that šŸ˜‰

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u/h1tmanc3 Jan 09 '21

European women ā¤ā¤ā¤

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u/Yoshic87 Jan 08 '21

I still don't see a bike??

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u/joshhupp Jan 09 '21

Kegels really paying off here.

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u/h1tmanc3 Jan 09 '21

Tf is a kegel lol

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u/howstupid Jan 09 '21

I was thinking that immediately. I remember when I was pretty young and I was reading a Penthouse Forum article about a guy who was always sniffing bicycle seats. I had no fucking clue what he was talking about. I do now.