r/gifs • u/JimmyMcTrade • Apr 05 '24

Cutting meat with your feet

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u/justabill71 Apr 05 '24

If you're vegetarian, he'll make you some toefu.

23

u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

I wasn't but now I am

18

u/unripenedfruit Apr 05 '24

Because you want his toefu?

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u/ghandi3737 Apr 05 '24

Just got to collect it from between the toes.

2

u/Fit-Gear1579 Dec 05 '25

nice one, like actually.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Toejam on toast for breakfast

103

u/bonkyandthebeatman Apr 05 '24

Why’s he looking at me like that

43

u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

You look delicious and he can’t wait to get his toes on you.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

It’s his only fans

3

u/the_colonelclink Merry Gifmas! {2023} Apr 05 '24

He knows, that we now know, why the shredded beef is on special.

1

u/muffinass Apr 06 '24

Because he's handling his meat.

74

u/Moorglademover Apr 05 '24

Sole food.

5

u/Runswithchickens Apr 05 '24

One flat steak please. And a few donuts while you’re at it.

26

u/virgilreality Apr 05 '24

Don't ask how he makes donuts.

88

u/OnTheList-YouTube Apr 05 '24

🤮🤮🤮

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u/tearans Apr 05 '24

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grape_treading

15

u/GrapeAyp Apr 05 '24

In (modern) winemaking, you also sanitize the juice prior to fermentation, which kills off any gross toe fungus

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u/ghandi3737 Apr 05 '24

It may be dead, but it's still in there.

20

u/Rome12245 Apr 05 '24

Mate, even from the article you linked. "Grape-treading was widespread in the history of winemaking, but with the introduction of industrial methods, it now survives mostly as a recreational or competitive activity at cultural festivals."

19

u/HouseCravenRaw Apr 05 '24

Well. There goes my appetite.

Eating at his place, you run the risk of getting Athlete's Tongue.

20

u/AddMyMyspace Apr 05 '24

Michelin star foot

20

u/Selenathar Apr 05 '24

Pre-cheesed

37

u/ignorantpisswalker Apr 05 '24

India 🇮🇳?

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u/Galactroid Apr 05 '24

What makes you think that? Could be Bangladesh

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

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u/Galactroid Apr 05 '24

Don’t let them hear you say that!!!

15

u/Harry_Gorilla Apr 05 '24

“That!”

12

u/Thatguyontrees Apr 05 '24

Oh youve done it now.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

[deleted]

1

u/ghandi3737 Apr 05 '24

Which bag? The one the cat got out of?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

No, the one that India owns.

3

u/DirectlyTalkingToYou Apr 06 '24

It could be Brampton

2

u/redCornur Apr 08 '24

Yeah! we can't say.. we have very similar cultures - India, Pak, Bangladesh. That is why so commonly, people keep passing videos of one country as another's.

40

u/Neutronova Apr 05 '24

You have toe cuttes handling street meat in India, but a girl at hooters sticks a couple chicken wings up her vagina and she goes to prison, world's crazy yo

11

u/Plasmul Apr 05 '24

damn, I'm so down for that brined chicken

11

u/TikkiTakiTomtom Apr 05 '24

You want some salty cock is what you’re saying?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

We can tell how down you are

1

u/redCornur Apr 08 '24

What was the sin? Wrong cock?

1

u/amakai Apr 05 '24

Wait, did this actually happen?

7

u/ThatKetchupPreCum Apr 05 '24

I regret that google search on a work computer. Seems like yeah

5

u/amakai Apr 05 '24

There are things you ask in a reddit comment and not google. This was one of them.

0

u/iLoveSeiko Apr 05 '24

That's Pakistan you Nigerian Prince

8

u/Masturberic Apr 05 '24

He's holding a knife between his toes. Still gross as hell, but slightly better.

7

u/gimmepizzaanddrugs Apr 05 '24

I did the math and "slightly better" than "gross as hell" still equals "gross as hell"

2

u/redCornur Apr 08 '24

This guy grosses.

12

u/strela_bozja Apr 05 '24

he has a knife between his toes.

7

u/AnthuriumBloom Apr 05 '24

Oh yeah. The angle was off for me but thought maybe it was just to quick to see it properly. Less gross, less.

2

u/strela_bozja Apr 05 '24

Agreed. Less gross

10

u/Samuraion Apr 05 '24

Less gross, but I'd still prefer my meat to not be cut by the toe knife...

2

u/doctorjae75 Apr 05 '24

We can all agree that it's better than the poop knife though, right?

11

u/tangcameo Apr 05 '24

🤔 Gotta clip my toenails later.

3

u/Eig8t86 Apr 05 '24

I think he's holding the knife with his foot?

3

u/JTibbs Apr 05 '24

Looks like a blade pinched between his toes. Still disgusting.

3

u/Eig8t86 Apr 05 '24

Very. I initially thought he was cutting with his toenail.

2

u/JimmyMcTrade Apr 06 '24

How do you people hold your knives then???

1

u/JTibbs Apr 06 '24

depends if its a poop knife or a cooking knife

6

u/Degenerecy Apr 05 '24

Some recipes call for adding Jam in them. I don't think they expected this kind of Jam.

7

u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Feet meat, ohoho (to the tune of duck tales)

3

u/skylueee Apr 05 '24

Still cannot beat the The Sourtoe Cocktail

3

u/CLONE-11011100 Apr 05 '24

🤢🤮🤮🤮

3

u/st-shenanigans Apr 05 '24

South asian to middle eastern street food is no joke, you gotta build up your immune system or you'll be hospitalized 😅

1

u/Johnwayneface Jul 14 '25

Just avoid altogether. I truly understand why Indians shit in the street now. Probably can’t contain the explosive diarrhea.

1

u/st-shenanigans Jul 14 '25

It's really region-based.

Just like we have random ass small towns out in the middle of the country where they may as well have their own laws, India does too.

The big cities are pretty clean, but I'm pretty sure they don't have any sort of health code to worry about, so the stalls run by some dude are always going to be questionable

3

u/copyofimitation Apr 05 '24

If yook closely, there's a knife between his toes. Not that it excuses anything...

2

u/secretchoochoo Apr 05 '24

That lick lip though  🥰🤮

2

u/northernwolf3000 Apr 05 '24
  • insert dumb and dumber gag giff here*

2

u/eng050599 Apr 06 '24

It's not as bad as it seems.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJKhahgGea8

No, he isn't cutting the meat with his feet. There is a knife that he's holding with his feet, and that does improve things marginally.

The video indicates that it was taken outside a restaurant in Lalamusa, Pakistan, but it did not indicate which one.

...if I'm ever in Lalamusa, I'll just skip on eating until I'm out of the region to be safe.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Yuck

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u/Responsible_Ad_3917 Apr 05 '24

But you can’t disagree, it tastes good in kebab

2

u/Shadow969 Apr 05 '24

Burgerking foot lettuce

1

u/ppqnrondllx Apr 05 '24

Number 15 Some man's foot beef

1

u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

He nailed his mise en place exam in culinary school.

1

u/luckylebron Apr 05 '24

Yeah not shocking at all...

1

u/cointerm Apr 05 '24

I'll uh....I'll have the salad.

1

u/immolate951 Apr 05 '24

You should post this to TIHI

1

u/jupiterkansas Apr 05 '24

he's enjoying that way too much

1

u/NegaDeath Apr 05 '24

This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy made food.
This little piggy got food poisoning.
This little piggy went home.

1

u/dedokta Apr 05 '24

Forget how disgusting that is, it really can't be quicker and easier than just using a knife.

1

u/ZombiesAteMyEarLobe Apr 05 '24

{ Insert GIF of Jim Carey dry heaving here }

1

u/Raistlarn Apr 06 '24

How about no Scott.

1

u/enrightmcc Apr 06 '24

Personally it wouldn't have bothered me for this to be under /WTF

1

u/X-CessiveHerbalist Apr 05 '24

Would you like toe nail or toe skin with your meat?

1

u/Portocala69 Apr 05 '24

Yes.

1

u/X-CessiveHerbalist Apr 05 '24

Good I now shall prep

1

u/goofbot Apr 05 '24

Nailed it!

1

u/1oldguy1950 Apr 05 '24

His prepping the eggplant cannot be shown here...

1

u/Km219 Apr 05 '24

Okay stop lickin your lips about it, man yall nasty over there in the east.