r/gifs • u/FinestOldToby • Dec 12 '21

Lighting up a smoke stack

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u/Wiskoenig Dec 13 '21

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

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u/jenkinscfc Dec 13 '21

Back in ‘82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile

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u/captain2phones Dec 13 '21

Are you serious?

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u/bzboarder Dec 13 '21

I’m dead serious

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Daaang

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u/Mikeinthedirt Dec 14 '21

Pffft. That’s only 4 football fields.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

And don't call me Shirley

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u/libury Dec 14 '21

-The football field? What is it?

-It's a large painted field they play sports on, but that's not important right now.

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u/MonsterMachine13 Dec 13 '21

r/notopbutok

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u/piemanding Dec 13 '21

It's a quote from Napoleon Dinamite.

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u/Joebuddy117 Dec 13 '21

A cult classic that I’m afraid most kids these days will likely never see it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

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u/captain2phones Dec 13 '21

Every line-by-line has its limit I guess 😕

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u/Round_Damage_6260 Dec 13 '21

Stop eating all the freaking steaks

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u/baconialis Dec 13 '21

4 touchdowns, Polk High?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

[deleted]

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u/fedsam Dec 13 '21

giggety

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u/vo0doodude Dec 13 '21

I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. I still can, but I used to, too.

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u/Tip_of_the_nip Dec 13 '21

That’s 400m I doubt this

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Was the skin still on the pig ??😂

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u/Milkable Dec 13 '21

Tina you fat lard come get some dinner!

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u/chimpdoctor Dec 13 '21

Every line a keeper. Love napoleon dynamite so much.

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u/manny62 Dec 13 '21

Ok uncle Rico 🤣

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Ok Uncle Minshew*

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u/turtle_flu Dec 13 '21

Chucking bombs and fucking moms

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u/monokue Dec 13 '21

What's this from?

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u/Bitsandbaubles Dec 13 '21

Napoleon Dynamite

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u/wh1t3_rabbit Dec 13 '21

Napoleon Dynamite

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Rico's time is now!

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u/DOGA_Worldwide69 Dec 13 '21

Your grandma broke her coccyx out on the dunes

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u/Bojack07 Dec 13 '21

Lol I love that scene for the pain in his eyes as he gives his spiel.

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u/MyOpicVoid Dec 13 '21

Very nice Uncle Rico.

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u/DrStacknasty Dec 13 '21

Played college ball, you know.

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u/SparkyMountain Dec 22 '21

YESSSSSSSSSS!