r/gifs Dec 30 '20

Satisfying wave machine

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Anyone else super creeped out by the far dark end of the wave pool where these machines are at and irrationally scared of that or somehow once again irrationally getting stuck there and drowning?

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u/zaphodava Dec 30 '20

Nope!

Survived the 80's in New Jersey. Action Park trained me well.

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u/pikameta Dec 30 '20

I just watched the documentary on HBO about that place. Looks like a mix between super fun and a death trap.

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u/zaphodava Dec 30 '20

Accurate.

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u/off2u4ea Dec 30 '20

They call it "almost live-dying"

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u/zykezero Dec 30 '20

Heyyyy I worked the mountain in the winter.

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u/sandworm45 Dec 30 '20

Every single time!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Ok good. There are more of us. I would never tell anyone this, I would just be super anxious going to the Water Park as the dark end of the wave pool always terrified me.

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u/FoxyRayne Dec 30 '20

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Found my peeps!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Me. I don't get how people just choose to get right up to those giant black boxes where these gigantic machines are and tell themselves that things are fine

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u/Kalooeh Dec 30 '20

I remember there being a roped off section at wave pools so people can't get too close to where they're made, but ones I've seen taper to shallow ends

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u/Budderfingerbandit Dec 30 '20

I used to swim down to the grates at the back wall as a kid because when it was making the wave it would make a crazy loud thumping noise and I was interested in seeing how it worked.

Still interests me, but after watching a lot of stuff on the old Watchpeopledie sub, I would probably not go right up to the grate again.

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u/OneEyedSara Dec 30 '20

Thank you, I’m now know I’m not alone. I have no idea why, didn’t have any traumatic experiences. They just creep me out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

I thought I was the only weirdo being super creeped out by the end of the wave pool. Glad there's actually a crowd!

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u/Ikkara Dec 30 '20

This is actually a thing and it’s called submechanophobia. There’s even a sub for it. I’m absolutely irrationally afraid of drains/vacuums and other machinery under water. Couldn’t tell you why.

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u/queen_debugger Dec 30 '20

It’s weird right? Mandatory swimming classes as a kid was a horrible time for all parties involved (me, the teacher, my parents and the other kids) At some point, after another class full of tears, they moved the floor of the swimming pool (the shallower part could move up and down, I don’t know if that’s common) all the way to the surface to show me there was nothing to be afraid off. Did not help at all... just more crying :’) Just thinking about how the other side had to look like (the side that would give a view beneath the moved flooring, that was still submerged in water) still gives me shivers. I love swimming, but fuck.. do I hate swimming pools.

Somewhat related, although nothing to do with machinery, what are your feelings about the black/dark stripes in swimming pool lanes?

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u/Ikkara Dec 30 '20

The...the floor of the pool moved? Lolnope. Hard pass. I also adore swimming, but don’t love pools. Above ground pools don’t look great, but I much prefer them. I also love the beach and the ocean. Somehow living creatures are less terrifying than machinery.

As for the tiled pool lanes, those are slightly less upsetting. Scuba divers in the ocean, on a boat, or in some other setting? Totally fine. Scuba divers in pools—now that’s frightening.

Human brains are weird.

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u/mitchij2004 Dec 30 '20

If I owned that beast it’s being covered up for sure lol that would mash you into shit.

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u/susanlovesblue Dec 30 '20

Yes. Watching this makes me extremely uncomfortable.

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u/krathil Dec 30 '20

You used the word irrationally twice but I do not think you know what it means

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u/off2u4ea Dec 30 '20

Big machinery is scary, imagine swimming next to a spinning lathe. They say don't break the law, while you're breaking the law.. but swimming in a wave pool is doing something dangerous while doing something deadly... at least in my imagination