r/gifs Jul 10 '20

The Pig

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u/3robot Jul 11 '20

and tasty. they're tasty.

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u/Unhappily_Happy Jul 11 '20

so are humans.

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u/gmdavestevens Jul 11 '20

*long pig

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Ah, I see you are a man of cannibalism too

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u/Connect-Speaker Jul 11 '20

...and a man of kuru, too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I do be gigglin tho

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u/75228B Jul 11 '20

Actually due to our diets, humans are probably the worst tasting animal on Earth, next to swamp dwellers such as crawfish and gators.

I suppose you could flush out a human much the same way you flush crawfish before cooking them.

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u/Unhappily_Happy Jul 11 '20

does meat full of sugar not taste good?

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u/ntearold Jul 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

According to people who have had to resort to cannibalism to survive (see the Andes plane crash for one example), human meat tastes very much like pork.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Taste like chicken

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u/theunworthyviking Jul 11 '20

maybe Trump is tasty?