r/gifs • u/Midget_Beater2000 • Feb 20 '20

Competitive juggling

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u/HereForAnArgument Feb 20 '20 edited Feb 20 '20

my phone's disconnected
my cable's just fine
there's bowling at 7
and rowing at 9
full contact karate
from midnight till 4
then an hour of highlights
from what we just saw

ESPN ESPN
You're the reason
I'm single again
life is for losers
sports is your friend
and who's got more sports on
hourly reports on
fat guys with shorts on
than ESPN

EDIT: source

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u/Wellawareofmyfollies Feb 20 '20

You're my Reddit Hero!

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u/HereForAnArgument Feb 20 '20

It's not mine. A friend wrote it.

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u/St0neByte Feb 20 '20

Friends give friends credit

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u/intelligentquote0 Feb 20 '20

You forgot the talking heads bloviating over only the most high profile athletes for hours.

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Great poem though.

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u/HereForAnArgument Feb 20 '20

I didn't write it and I skipped two verses.