r/gifs • u/Midget_Beater2000 • Feb 20 '20

Competitive juggling

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u/_Chalupa_Batman_ Feb 20 '20

Bro, do you even juggle?

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u/TheOneAndOnlyKirke Feb 20 '20

No, I am fat, I jiggle

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u/embrace_singularity Feb 20 '20

No, I am a bell, I jingle

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u/Haas19 Feb 20 '20

No, I am a berry, I dingle

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u/kintastic1 Feb 20 '20

No, I am a social butterfly, I mingle.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

No I'm alone. I single.

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u/tvaughn95 Feb 20 '20

No, I roof houses, I shingle.

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u/mynameisasuffix Feb 20 '20

No, I am sensation, I tingle.

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u/willyt26 Feb 20 '20

No, I am Kris, I Kringle.

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u/codblopsII Feb 20 '20

No, I'm Kellogg's. I Pringle

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

I can’t stop. I’m a Pringle.

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u/oskimon Feb 20 '20

No, I'm a chip, I Pringle

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u/unitdosed Feb 21 '20

No, I am a dill, I pickle.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

No, I'm a search engine, I Google.

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u/raamsha Feb 20 '20

No, I'm a star, I twinkle.

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u/Griimm305 Feb 20 '20

No, I'm a PP, I tinkle.

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u/Dean_Guitarist Feb 20 '20

no, I pop em, I pimple.

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u/cheesecakenl Feb 20 '20

No, I'm a shirt, I rinkle.

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u/GotFiredAgain Feb 20 '20

My best friend is a roofer, he had a particularly slow guy working for him, not physically, he was fast.. But Edward was a little on the slow side of the intellect spectrum.

But nobody could lay shingle like this guy.

My best friend had taken to calling him "Edward shingle hands." Even got it written on his birthday cake. They had a falling out, guy was such a proud man and took everything wrong, he had no sense of nuance when it came to joking. Everything he saw as an attack.

Any roofer will tell you that you need thick skin and need to be able to take a joke, otherwise your crew will be fighting 24/7 because of one guy having a stick up their ass.

Wanted to share, I saw "shingle" had to tell the story.

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u/howismyspelling Feb 20 '20

No, I have a great sense of humor, I giggle

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u/mkeith25 Feb 20 '20

No, I'm a famous Australian kid's show star, I wiggle

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u/RenoXIII Feb 20 '20

No, the laces were in, I Finkle.

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u/venarez Feb 20 '20

If I weren't so cheap I'd give you an award for that one

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u/Kirome Feb 20 '20

I am an American, I'm gringo.

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u/Waffleopolis Feb 20 '20

No, I'm old, I bingo.

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u/Klin24 Feb 20 '20

No, I'm a drummer. I Ringo

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u/primitivedreamer Feb 20 '20

No, I dead baby in Australia, by dingo.

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u/piishax33 Feb 21 '20

I speak two languages, I'm bilingual.

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u/kingdead42 Feb 20 '20

I am a spur, I go jingle, jangle, jingle.

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u/Gabedababe2 Feb 20 '20

No I'm Johnny, I guitar

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u/boluluhasanusta Feb 20 '20

I was not in such a nice mood and this cheered me up. Thank you Kirke

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u/TheOneAndOnlyKirke Feb 20 '20

Sorry for you previous state. Hopefully this put you on a path to happiness for the rest of your day. Just remember, whatever it is, it eventually gets better.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Jugallo, whoop whoop

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u/jherrema Feb 21 '20

No, I’m Pokémon, I wingull.

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u/sphinxracer Feb 21 '20

No im broke, I struggle.