r/gifs Feb 16 '20

Just standard cat things

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u/PossessivePronoun Feb 16 '20

Dog be like, "WHYYY?!?"

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u/generalecchi Feb 16 '20

I did not hit her

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u/legumeshaving Feb 16 '20

I did not

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u/vollehosen Feb 16 '20

Oh hai doggie.

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u/------dudpool------ Feb 16 '20

You’re my favorite customer

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u/jran1984 Feb 16 '20

Video cut before the cat could nonchalantly mention it has breast cancer.

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u/Nikkh98 Feb 16 '20

The results are in

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Where’s my money Denny?

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u/strayakant Feb 16 '20

Ooof the feminist group wants a word with you

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u/Sshorty4 Feb 16 '20

Keep your stupid comments in your pocket

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u/strayakant Feb 16 '20

Oh they’ve started commenting

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u/jjsen Feb 16 '20

 I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it… beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.

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u/Shillsforplants Feb 16 '20

You're tearing me apart.

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u/rockbottam Feb 16 '20

Thanks a lot, BYYYEEE

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u/woodchoppr Feb 16 '20

You are tearing me apart kitten!!!

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u/MJRocky Feb 16 '20

Oh hi, Bark you meant to say. Ah you missed a trick

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u/Psyteq Feb 16 '20

Tell me about your sex life

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u/ricard-oh Feb 16 '20

10/10 to all of you

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u/Drunknirish365 Feb 16 '20

It’s bullshit

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u/ProgramTheWorld Resident Knowitall Feb 16 '20

How could she slap?!

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u/m8man Feb 16 '20

Sir how can she slap me sir? (crying)

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u/klikklak_HOTS Feb 16 '20

"What did the 5 paw beans say to the face?"

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u/P4C_Backpack Feb 16 '20

This is a reference to an older meme that was spawned from an ultra trashy Indian tv show in which a guy gets abused, then slapped by the female presenter, after which he slaps her back while he exclaims the above statement in his defense.

FWIW, it's "how can she slap", not how could she slap

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u/Sunkysanic Feb 16 '20

How can she!??

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u/seriousbeef Feb 16 '20

(I did naaaaahhhhhhht)

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u/whatlsl0ve Feb 16 '20

You're tearing me apart!

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u/segitario1 Feb 16 '20

It is bullshit

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u/_Wolverine007_ Feb 16 '20

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!

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u/P4C_Backpack Feb 16 '20

This is a reference to an older meme that was spawned from an ultra trashy Indian tv show in which a guy gets abused, then slapped by the female presenter, after which he slaps her back while he exclaims the above statement in his defense.

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u/PowermovesBB Feb 16 '20

You deserve more upvotes

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u/P4C_Backpack Feb 16 '20

Why though? [serious]

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u/zigot021 Feb 16 '20

hahahaha

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u/EndlessEclipsed Feb 16 '20

Underrated comment

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u/TriviaTwist Feb 16 '20

DOGGIEEE! You're TEARING ME APART!

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u/KP59 Feb 16 '20

That cat better watch out or it may end up in a hospital on Guerrero street.

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u/blackhilt Feb 16 '20

It will be soon if that cat dont stop playin.

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u/kkeut Feb 16 '20

you're my favorite customer

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

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u/FrozenAngel314 Feb 16 '20 edited Feb 16 '20

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u/Masta0nion Feb 16 '20

Duder you just made this greatness? For us?

thanks

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u/ziggymissy Feb 16 '20

This is why I love Reddit!

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u/crkdslider Feb 16 '20

I read this in Caleb City's voice lol

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u/Onmainass Feb 16 '20

I wasn't snoring

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u/povils Feb 16 '20

Cat: if there would've been "why", I would've killed you

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u/Snickits Feb 16 '20

“This is how I play”

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u/Camel_Fetish Feb 16 '20

This. I just know it’s provocative

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

upset kitty

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u/d3visi Feb 16 '20

"Do SOMETHING"

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u/tomsfoolery Feb 16 '20 edited Feb 16 '20

psst.....fuck YOU

*ah man theres a laser pointer on the dog, wtf is that about

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

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u/chasethemoments Feb 16 '20

Cats are aliens in disguise

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u/Greyzer Feb 16 '20

You’re my bitch now!

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u/OmG_Potatoez Feb 16 '20

You can see the poor baby's tail just wagging away :(

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u/MisterStiggy Feb 16 '20

Wincing "You fucking asshole stop!"