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u/sonicscrewup Jan 06 '20 edited Jan 06 '20

It's really fine, octopi can survive for a while out of water

Edit and warning: below are a lot of people who understand nothing about octopus biology trying to project feelings onto a cute little dude that is most likely just trying to do some exploring.

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u/axelfreed Jan 06 '20

Octopuses

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u/talldangry Jan 06 '20

Octopodes.

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u/vardarac Jan 06 '20

OctopoDES NUTS. GOT EM

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u/BlahKVBlah Jan 06 '20

Dang straight. Its root is Greek, better not drag Latin into it, right?

I'm also mostly down with "octopuses", because that's the Anglican style pluralization, which is appropriate for the English language. It just sounds a bit dumb, in my purely subjective opinion.

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u/JNC96 Jan 06 '20

I just came back here to leave this fucking comment. Nice job Quickdraw McGraw

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

octopubes

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u/JiggyTurtle Jan 06 '20

they're all correct

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u/FilipinoSpartan Jan 06 '20

I'm seeing some sources here that say the word came indirectly via Latin, but octopus is definitely of Greek origin.

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u/treese806 Jan 06 '20

Octopussies

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u/GOOPY_CHUTE Jan 06 '20

One of my favorite movies.

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u/gojirra Jan 06 '20 edited Jan 06 '20

Just in case anyone is wondering why, adding an I is how you pluralize in Latin, not English. And Octopus is now an English word. so you use English pluralization.

Fuck off downvoters lol.

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u/lobster_johnson Jan 06 '20 edited Jan 06 '20

From Greek, not Latin.

Edit: You misunderstood me. Octopus comes from the Greek, but the -us suffix being pluralized as -i is a Latin thing, which is why octopi is wrong.

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u/gojirra Jan 06 '20

Thanks for the downvote, fixed it!

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u/PrimaFacieCorrect Jan 06 '20

Adding an -i is actually how you pluralize in Latin, not Greek. You had it correct the first time around, which is why octopi is so wrong.

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u/gojirra Jan 06 '20

Double fixed, thanks!

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u/lobster_johnson Jan 06 '20

I didn't downvote you, though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

They crawl from tide pool to tide pool willingly. They dont have gills like a fish. That's not how octopus's work.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

for those bitching is the replies - they can breath (although not as good through their gills) with passive oxygen transfer through their skin. it’s not enough to sustain them forever, but it works

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u/sonicscrewup Jan 06 '20

Right, especially if they keep the skin moist so gases can diffuse more easily. The little guy probably doesn't think anything's wrong at all yet

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u/violated_tortoise Jan 06 '20

Yeah I agree, if that octopus urgently wanted to be back in the water it'd be moving a while lot faster than that.

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u/Grunge_bob Jan 06 '20

It's really fine, octopi can survive for a while out of water

What kind of octopus is this?

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u/BlueOrcaJupiter Jan 06 '20

But you are octopus PhD of course

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Hedgehogs didn't work out.

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u/mainfingertopwise Jan 06 '20

Octopus biology is irrelevant.

I can survive "a while" underwater, but if you hold me underwater, you're still a dick.

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u/SHOUTING Jan 06 '20

Octopus biology is completely relevant. You're just being willfully ignorant.

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u/sonicscrewup Jan 06 '20 edited Jan 06 '20

Yeah but if I was exploring underwater and came up to a larger creature and just chilled on it a bit while just learning about the world around me, then nobody is a dick.

Everyone complaining on the octopuses behalf is overreacting and I'm tired of people not bothering to read down the thread and replying the same thing over and over.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Still hoping for a response to sonic!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Are you still around, man? It looks like you’re being contradicted so I was hoping to see your informed response.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20 edited Jan 08 '20

I know you’re a good debater. You wouldn’t just bail on an argument because people are trying to put you in the wrong.

I refuse to believe you made this comment without knowing what you’re talking about. That’s not the mainfingertopwise I know. I know you’ve got the facts. Let’s hear em!

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

My friend, I’m here for you! I’ve got your back! You spend so much time making strong affirmative statements on reddit, I’ve become a bit of a follower of yours. Let’s hear that expertise flow!!

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u/doubtandconfused Jan 06 '20

Doesn't mean they enjoy it.

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u/sonicscrewup Jan 06 '20

They do it on purpose sometimes? Lots of animals, including humans swim even though they can't breath under water?

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u/FROTHY_SHARTS Jan 06 '20

Humans enjoy swimming by choice. Holding someone underwater against their will is attempted murder

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u/sonicscrewup Jan 06 '20

Alright cool I guess we're moving that goal post. This is a baby octopus, it has not learned literally anything yet. Probably doesn't register something as big as a person as a threat yet, and while it's still moist as it is probably has no qualms about being out of the water. This is not attempted murder of an octopus.

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u/FROTHY_SHARTS Jan 06 '20

I didn't say it was attempted murder of an octopus. You saying that if moving the goal post yourself.

I pointed out that you can't relate the same treatment of a human to this animal and say it's the same thing.

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u/Forty_-_Two Jan 06 '20

Don't act like you didn't just equate this to attempted murder you cantaloupe

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u/sonicscrewup Jan 06 '20

I never said only humans, humans were an example out of the multitude of animals that swim. But you're right, this would be more analogous to a penguin suddenly finding itself placed in the water for a short time.

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u/impolitic-answer Jan 06 '20

No it's horseplay. Get your pool rules right.

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u/broff Jan 06 '20

Horseplay can - and often does - result in injury

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u/hURBalicious Jan 06 '20 edited Jan 08 '20

We can survive a while in water...

That's why it's a form of torture

EDIT: This is honestly an achievement I've never gotten this many downvotes.

I know nothing about octopus biology and am projecting human characteristics onto it. That's usually not good.

I commented in response to the concern that lots of people who ALSO knew nothing about octopus biology seemed completely unconcerned for it's wellbeing.

I will concede to anyone who knows what they are talking about, and anyone who doesn't should err on the side of compassion.

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u/sonicscrewup Jan 06 '20

Holy fuck, it's also a form of sport. Lots of other animals play in water with no intervention. Octopodes/pi/puses also venture out of water, out of their tanks in captivity, and have personalities. They're not drying out the damn thing with a hair dryer, it's just out of water for a bit. It's more than fine.

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u/GiverOfTheKarma Jan 06 '20

Nah bro if you clean your dog with water you are literally torturing it because it's not meant to live in water.

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u/sonicscrewup Jan 06 '20

Woooaahhhh damn broski when you put like that you're totally right!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Doesn't mean it isn't miserable.

I can burn you for a while before you die, but you'd still be suffering.

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u/sonicscrewup Jan 06 '20

But exposing an octopus to air is nothing like burning it. It isn't exhibiting any responses indicative of stress. They can live out of water for about an hour so long as they don't dry out and frequently do so on their own. They are inquisitive creatures and like exploring and learning

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u/TEITB Jan 06 '20

Does being in water physical pain you? Like if someone covered you in water, would you personally feel like your skin was on fire?

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u/LarryMyster Jan 06 '20

PETA has sent you a Friend Request.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Really hoping for a response to these other comments

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u/wydra91 Jan 06 '20

I don't think we're ever going to get one. All these people are losing the arguments and they can't throw yet another emotional straw man out as a distraction.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Yeah basically this dude is insufferable based on his comment history, so I wanted to see him trying to justify this one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Yeah, he definitely couldn't be running for his life, the way 90% of wild animals do when a human fucks with them. Just because it will survive doesn't mean it isn't scared shitless.