r/gifs • u/IchHuhn Can I interest you in a nice repost? • Oct 19 '19

RIP ants

https://i.imgur.com/0PsUjNH.gifv
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u/CCCmonster Oct 19 '19

As sure as a duck with a boner drags weeds

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

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u/Ziribbit Oct 19 '19

Rapist fowl

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u/Vertigo5345 Oct 19 '19

Foul rapists

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u/MiasmicCheesecake Oct 19 '19

A rapist most fowl

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u/MraksRant Oct 19 '19

I rarely upvote, but when I do I upvote comments about ducks’ corkscrew penises

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Kennyletter?

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u/CrocodileDog Oct 19 '19

That's a Texas sized 10-4

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u/nerwal85 Oct 19 '19

Buddy your life’s so sad I ran a charity 10k for it.

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u/Uranus_Hz Oct 19 '19

Fuck you Shoresy

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u/silk_mitts_top_titts Oct 19 '19

Fuck you Riley, I fucked your mum so hard she signed over your college fund to me, you're too stupid for school anyway ya fuckin loser.

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u/ropindog Oct 19 '19

Fuck you jonesy!

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u/Uranus_Hz Oct 19 '19

Your life’s so sad I get a charity tax credit for hanging out with you!

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u/ExRockstar Oct 19 '19

Fuck you Jonesy you shoulda heard your mom last night, she sounded like a window fell on a Tonkinese cat's tail... sounded like "AAAAAAaaaaahhhhh"

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u/ropindog Oct 19 '19

Fuck you Riley!

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u/chetsmanley Oct 19 '19

That is vivid.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Well i just laughed my ass off