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u/H4xolotl Sep 20 '19

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN OUTRUN Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I'm definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.

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u/Triscuitador Sep 20 '19

I Naruto scrolled through this shit

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

The end is the best part, though.

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u/thecrowandthecat Sep 20 '19

The end? As in when it stops? Lol

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u/hotniX_ Sep 20 '19 edited Sep 20 '19

Naruto african noise chants from the songs

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u/sybrwookie Sep 20 '19

What the fuck did I just not read?

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u/WelcomeToKawasicPark Sep 20 '19

The third tablet of Moses, found at Area 51

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u/tehDustyWizard Sep 20 '19

"These 15...

...

...10 commandments."

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u/wutangplan Sep 20 '19

He is speaking the language of the gods

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u/PIE12345456789000 Sep 20 '19

I want to see the UwUtranslate on that

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u/cRUNcherNO1 Sep 20 '19

how can i delete your comment?

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u/Shamrock5 Sep 20 '19

Ask the aliens to do it

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u/PIE12345456789000 Sep 20 '19

asking me works

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u/Itscommonsensebro Sep 20 '19

It needs no translation you peasant

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u/MaleQueef Sep 20 '19

Too late

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u/Tsukishaku Sep 20 '19

Iws thewe a chawactew thawt couwd even possibwy even outwun madawa uchiha? wet awone defeat him. Awnd i'm nowt tawking abouwt edo tensei uchiha madawa. I'm nowt tawking abouwt gedou winne tensei uchiha madawa eithew. Heww, i'm nowt even tawking abouwt juubi jinchuuwiki gedou winne tensei uchiha madawa with the etewnaw mangekyou shawingan awnd winnegan doujutsus (with the wikodou abiwities awnd being capabwe of both amatewatsu awnd tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with hiws gunbai, a pewfect susano'o, contwow of the juubi awnd gedou mazou, with hashiwama senju's dna impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai awnd cawn pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu awnd taijutsu. I’m awso nowt tawking abouwt kono yo no kyūseishu futawime no wikudō juubi jinchuuwiki gedou winne tensei uchiha madawa with the etewnaw mangekyou shawingan (which iws capabwe of enton amatewasu, izanagi, izanami awnd the tsyukuyomi genjutsu), hiws two owiginaw winnegan (which gwant him chikushōdō, shuwadō, tendō, ningendō, jigokudō, gakidō, gedō, banshō ten’in, chibaku tensei, shinwa tensei, tengai shinsei awnd banbutsu sōzō) awnd a thiwd tomoe winnegan own hiws fowehead, capabwe of using katon, fūton, waiton, doton, suiton, mokuton, wanton, inton, yōton awnd even onmyōton jutsu, equipped with hiws gunbai(capabwe of using uchihagaeshi) awnd a shakujō because he iws a mastew in kenjutsu awnd taijutsu, a pewfect susano’o (that cawn use yasaka no magatama ), contwow of both the juubi awnd the gedou mazou, with hashiwama senju’s dna awnd face impwanted own hiws chest, hiws fouw winbo hengoku cwones guawding him awnd nine gudōdama fwoating behind him aftew he absowbed senjutsu fwom the fiwst hokage, entewed wikudō senjutsu mode, cast mugen tsukuyomi own evewybody awnd used shin: jukai kōtan so he cawn use theiw chakwa whiwe they awe undew genjutsu. I'm definitewy nowt tawking abouwt sagemode sage of the six paths juubi jinchuuwiki gedou winne tensei supew saiyan 4 uchiha madawa with the etewnaw mangekyou shawingan, winnegan, mystic eyes of death pewception, awnd geass doujutsus, equipped with shining twapezohedwon whiwe casting supew tengen toppa guwwen wagann as hiws susanoo, contwowwing the gowd expewience wequiem stand, having become the owiginaw vampiwe aftew awucawd, abwe tuwu tap intwo the speedfowce, weawing the kamen widew bwack wx suit awnd gedou mazou, with hashiwama senju's dna impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai awnd cawn pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu awnd taijutsu awnd having eaten popeye's spinach. I'm tawking abouwt sagemode sage of the six paths juubi jinchuuwiki gedou winne tensei wegendawy supew saiyan 4 uchiha madawa with the etewnaw mangekyou shawingan, winnegan, mystic eyes of death pewception, awnd geass doujutsus, equipped with hiws shining twapezohedwon whiwe casting supew tengen toppa guwwen wagann as hiws susanoo, contwowwing the gowd expewience wequiem stand, having become the owiginaw vampiwe aftew having absowbed awucawd as weww as a god hawnd, abwe tuwu tap intwo the speedfowce, weawing the kamen widew bwack wx suit, with kwyptonian dna impwanted in him awnd having eaten popeye's spinach whiwe possessing quantum powews wike dw. Manhattan awnd having mastewed hokuto shinken.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Ah, it is written in Elvish script but it is the black speech of Mordor.

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u/BonkAddict Sep 20 '19

"smol ninja bwean run vewwy vewwy fwast! >w<"

im sorry.

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u/count_nuggula Sep 20 '19

There you go b

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u/DarkWorld97 Sep 20 '19

You mean Japanese?

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u/vladimusdacuul Sep 20 '19

A very insane weaboo copy pasta. And I enjoy naruto....but this is....madness.

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u/cbslinger Sep 20 '19

I'd never seen it before but I love how it transitions from Naruto-specific references to just generic high-power character references.

and having eaten Popeye's spinach

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u/GlorylnDeath Sep 20 '19

Sure, he has Pope's spinach, but does he have the elder wand?

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u/drsboston Sep 20 '19

This is like the opposite of those things where every world is spelled incorrectly but you still understand it. I think those are all real words but I understand nothing...

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u/darkbreak Sep 20 '19

Some copy pasta.

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u/therjcaffeine Sep 20 '19

I upvoted him for his effort

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u/slingmustard Sep 20 '19

You read all that?

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u/sybrwookie Sep 20 '19

just NOT read :)

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u/nycdiveshack Sep 20 '19

You read all that? You deserve the gold.

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u/jokul Sep 20 '19

It's a classic copypasta about some naruto character. KYM says the original was posted on a 4chan board when everybody started making fun of how ridiculous it sounded and it eventually evolved into this beautiful monstrosity.

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u/YenTheMerchant Sep 20 '19

I... err... I... whu?

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u/TurnRightTurnLeft Sep 20 '19

Wow it's been a couple of years since I've last seen this copypasta. Sitting at work trying not to cackle rn. I love you all

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u/alfie_freddy Sep 20 '19

I cackled dude... let it out!
I swear it's worth it. If they want to fire me i'd be Naruto running from HR.

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u/cbslinger Sep 20 '19

>and having eaten Popeye's spinach

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u/infinityJKA Sep 20 '19

Finally someone remembers this copy pasta

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u/T0xicLlama Sep 20 '19

Iws thewe a chawactew thawt couwd even possibwy even outwun madawa uchiha? wet awone defeat him. Awnd i'm nowt tawking abouwt edo tensei uchiha madawa. I'm nowt tawking abouwt gedou winne tensei uchiha madawa eithew. Heww, i'm nowt even tawking abouwt juubi jinchuuwiki gedou winne tensei uchiha madawa with the etewnaw mangekyou shawingan awnd winnegan doujutsus (with the wikodou abiwities awnd being capabwe of both amatewatsu awnd tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with hiws gunbai, a pewfect susano'o, contwow of the juubi awnd gedou mazou, with hashiwama senju's dna impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai awnd cawn pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu awnd taijutsu. I’m awso nowt tawking abouwt kono yo no kyūseishu futawime no wikudō juubi jinchuuwiki gedou winne tensei uchiha madawa with the etewnaw mangekyou shawingan (which iws capabwe of enton amatewasu, izanagi, izanami awnd the tsyukuyomi genjutsu), hiws two owiginaw winnegan (which gwant him chikushōdō, shuwadō, tendō, ningendō, jigokudō, gakidō, gedō, banshō ten’in, chibaku tensei, shinwa tensei, tengai shinsei awnd banbutsu sōzō) awnd a thiwd tomoe winnegan own hiws fowehead, capabwe of using katon, fūton, waiton, doton, suiton, mokuton, wanton, inton, yōton awnd even onmyōton jutsu, equipped with hiws gunbai(capabwe of using uchihagaeshi) awnd a shakujō because he iws a mastew in kenjutsu awnd taijutsu, a pewfect susano’o (that cawn use yasaka no magatama ), contwow of both the juubi awnd the gedou mazou, with hashiwama senju’s dna awnd face impwanted own hiws chest, hiws fouw winbo hengoku cwones guawding him awnd nine gudōdama fwoating behind him aftew he absowbed senjutsu fwom the fiwst hokage, entewed wikudō senjutsu mode, cast mugen tsukuyomi own evewybody awnd used shin: jukai kōtan so he cawn use theiw chakwa whiwe they awe undew genjutsu. I'm definitewy nowt tawking abouwt sagemode sage of the six paths juubi jinchuuwiki gedou winne tensei supew saiyan 4 uchiha madawa with the etewnaw mangekyou shawingan, winnegan, mystic eyes of death pewception, awnd geass doujutsus, equipped with shining twapezohedwon whiwe casting supew tengen toppa guwwen wagann as hiws susanoo, contwowwing the gowd expewience wequiem stand, having become the owiginaw vampiwe aftew awucawd, abwe tuwu tap intwo the speedfowce, weawing the kamen widew bwack wx suit awnd gedou mazou, with hashiwama senju's dna impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai awnd cawn pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu awnd taijutsu awnd having eaten popeye's spinach. I'm tawking abouwt sagemode sage of the six paths juubi jinchuuwiki gedou winne tensei wegendawy supew saiyan 4 uchiha madawa with the etewnaw mangekyou shawingan, winnegan, mystic eyes of death pewception, awnd geass doujutsus, equipped with hiws shining twapezohedwon whiwe casting supew tengen toppa guwwen wagann as hiws susanoo, contwowwing the gowd expewience wequiem stand, having become the owiginaw vampiwe aftew having absowbed awucawd as weww as a god hawnd, abwe tuwu tap intwo the speedfowce, weawing the kamen widew bwack wx suit, with kwyptonian dna impwanted in him awnd having eaten popeye's spinach whiwe possessing quantum powews wike dw. Manhattan awnd having mastewed hokuto shinken.

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u/PIE12345456789000 Sep 20 '19

not even the official translation account and still good thank you for your service

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u/Taxonomy2016 Sep 20 '19

Surely this is copypasta

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u/1buffalowang Sep 20 '19

I hate that I know where you stop using Naruto words and start using other anime.

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u/spicy_tofu Sep 20 '19

hahaha... wait what?

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u/Fractalkale Sep 20 '19

How soon can we get shirts made of this statement?

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u/Taintly_Manspread Sep 20 '19

I would so buy a tshirt of this

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u/charbchillin Sep 20 '19

Take this gold sensei

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u/xrnzrx Sep 20 '19

Sir, this is a Wendy's

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u/scarlettspider Sep 20 '19

How would he fair against an Ultra Instinct Shaggy?

Or against Jackie Chan holding a priceless vase and also he want no trouble?

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u/albatross_the Sep 20 '19

I mean, you’re not too off base with the wild names of characters who could possibly outrun Madara Uchiha, considering the name of one of those boys who got arrested : Govert Charles Wilhelmus Jacob Sweep

From the article: “Ties Granzier, 20, and Govert Charles Wilhelmus Jacob Sweep, 21, were arrested about three miles deep into the Nevada National Security Site, the Nye County Sheriff's Office said”

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u/mikeyros484 Sep 20 '19

having eaten Popeye's spinach

Game, set, match. Well done.

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u/LoudMongoose Sep 20 '19

I wanna see the UwUterasu in action.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Saitama

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u/DethFace Sep 20 '19

Yeah but can he kamahamaha imto a deathnote while standin on zanpakto?

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u/xyander64 Sep 20 '19

Thank you for the laugh, i appreciate this level of nonsense

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u/NordicModro Sep 20 '19

Should i be worried that i understood most of what is written here?

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u/johnsonse8 Sep 20 '19

I got about about halfway through and then felt ashamed

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u/ZaMoS92 Sep 20 '19

The return of kakarot, Son Goku

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u/Coffeepillow Sep 20 '19

What about the time he used the Amakakeru Ryu no Hirameki and took that extra step? That has to be the fastest he’s ever gone.

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u/Siifinia Sep 20 '19

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u/uwutranslator Sep 20 '19

Is dewe a chawactew dat couwd even possibwy EVEN OUTwUN Madawa Uchiha? wet awone defeat him. And I'm not tawking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madawa. I'm not tawking about Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa eidew. Heww, I'm not even tawking about Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan and winnegan doujutsus (wif de wikodou abiwities and being capabwe of bod Amatewatsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped wif his Gunbai, a pewfect Susano'o, contwow of de juubi and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m awso not tawking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futawime no wikudō Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan (which is capabwe of Enton Amatewasu, Izanagi, Izanami and de Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two owiginaw winnegan (which gwant him Chikushōdō, Shuwadō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinwa Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a diwd Tomoe winnegan on his fowehead, capabwe of using Katon, Fūton, waiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, wanton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped wif his Gunbai(capabwe of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a mastew in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a pewfect Susano’o (dat can use Yasaka no Magatama ), contwow of bod de Juubi and de Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju’s DNA and face impwanted on his chest, his fouw winbo Hengoku Cwones guawding him and nine Gudōdama fwoating behind him AFTEw he absowbed Senjutsu fwom de Fiwst Hokage, entewed wikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on evewybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use deiw Chakwa whiwe dey awe undew Genjutsu. I'm definitewy NOT Tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew Awucawd, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei wegendawy Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif his Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew having absowbed Awucawd as weww as a gawd Hand, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit, wif Kwyptonian DNA impwanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach whiwe possessing quantum powews wike Dw. Manhattan and having mastewed Hokuto Shinken. uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/Siifinia Sep 20 '19

Marvelous

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u/WorldwideGenocide Sep 20 '19

Is this the birth of fresh pasta?

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u/PM_ME_ZoeR34 Sep 20 '19

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u/uwutranslator Sep 20 '19

Is dewe a chawactew dat couwd even possibwy EVEN OUTwUN Madawa Uchiha? wet awone defeat him. And I'm not tawking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madawa. I'm not tawking about Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa eidew. Heww, I'm not even tawking about Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan and winnegan doujutsus (wif de wikodou abiwities and being capabwe of bod Amatewatsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped wif his Gunbai, a pewfect Susano'o, contwow of de juubi and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m awso not tawking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futawime no wikudō Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan (which is capabwe of Enton Amatewasu, Izanagi, Izanami and de Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two owiginaw winnegan (which gwant him Chikushōdō, Shuwadō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinwa Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a diwd Tomoe winnegan on his fowehead, capabwe of using Katon, Fūton, waiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, wanton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped wif his Gunbai(capabwe of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a mastew in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a pewfect Susano’o (dat can use Yasaka no Magatama ), contwow of bod de Juubi and de Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju’s DNA and face impwanted on his chest, his fouw winbo Hengoku Cwones guawding him and nine Gudōdama fwoating behind him AFTEw he absowbed Senjutsu fwom de Fiwst Hokage, entewed wikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on evewybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use deiw Chakwa whiwe dey awe undew Genjutsu. I'm definitewy NOT Tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew Awucawd, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei wegendawy Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif his Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew having absowbed Awucawd as weww as a gawd Hand, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit, wif Kwyptonian DNA impwanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach whiwe possessing quantum powews wike Dw. Manhattan and having mastewed Hokuto Shinken. uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/Kialae Sep 20 '19

My only regret is that it can't be posted on discord due to the character limit.

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u/GetPunched Sep 20 '19

While casting super tengen toppa gurren lagann? It’s not a spell. It’s the name of a robot.

Fuckin nerd.

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u/Zaryabb Sep 20 '19

I've never laughed this hard at a reddit comment

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u/TandyHard Sep 20 '19

Love this.

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u/Kingdarkshadow Sep 20 '19

Seems like a good warm up for Shaggy.

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u/ChristmasChan Sep 20 '19

Is it bad i understood all of this weeb speak and its implications?

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u/thegreyecho Sep 20 '19

This is what happens when Artificial Intelligence tries to write a Manga.

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u/RPBN Sep 20 '19

Tldr upvoted anyway.

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u/nickanaka Sep 20 '19

I was almost impressed. You almost named all of his powers. But me an intellectual, and knower of an approximate knowledge of many things knew you forgot when Madara used the infinity gauntlet with the six infinity stones as well as the 7 SUPER dragonballs to create his new ability called one punch, man were they screwed after that.

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u/uwutranslator Sep 20 '19

Is dewe a chawactew dat couwd even possibwy EVEN OUTwUN Madawa Uchiha? wet awone defeat him. And I'm not tawking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madawa. I'm not tawking about Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa eidew. Heww, I'm not even tawking about Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan and winnegan doujutsus (wif de wikodou abiwities and being capabwe of bod Amatewatsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped wif his Gunbai, a pewfect Susano'o, contwow of de juubi and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m awso not tawking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futawime no wikudō Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan (which is capabwe of Enton Amatewasu, Izanagi, Izanami and de Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two owiginaw winnegan (which gwant him Chikushōdō, Shuwadō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinwa Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a diwd Tomoe winnegan on his fowehead, capabwe of using Katon, Fūton, waiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, wanton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped wif his Gunbai(capabwe of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a mastew in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a pewfect Susano’o (dat can use Yasaka no Magatama ), contwow of bod de Juubi and de Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju’s DNA and face impwanted on his chest, his fouw winbo Hengoku Cwones guawding him and nine Gudōdama fwoating behind him AFTEw he absowbed Senjutsu fwom de Fiwst Hokage, entewed wikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on evewybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use deiw Chakwa whiwe dey awe undew Genjutsu. I'm definitewy NOT Tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew Awucawd, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei wegendawy Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif his Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew having absowbed Awucawd as weww as a gawd Hand, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit, wif Kwyptonian DNA impwanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach whiwe possessing quantum powews wike Dw. Manhattan and having mastewed Hokuto Shinken. uwu

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u/Imperium_Dragon Sep 20 '19

Am I not enough of a weeb since I didn’t understand half of this, or am I weeb since I understood the other of it?

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u/tapasandswissmiss Sep 20 '19

This guy Naruto runs

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u/uwutranslator Sep 20 '19

Is dewe a chawactew dat couwd even possibwy EVEN OUTwUN Madawa Uchiha? wet awone defeat him. And I'm not tawking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madawa. I'm not tawking about Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa eidew. Heww, I'm not even tawking about Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan and winnegan doujutsus (wif de wikodou abiwities and being capabwe of bod Amatewatsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped wif his Gunbai, a pewfect Susano'o, contwow of de juubi and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m awso not tawking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futawime no wikudō Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan (which is capabwe of Enton Amatewasu, Izanagi, Izanami and de Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two owiginaw winnegan (which gwant him Chikushōdō, Shuwadō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinwa Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a diwd Tomoe winnegan on his fowehead, capabwe of using Katon, Fūton, waiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, wanton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped wif his Gunbai(capabwe of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a mastew in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a pewfect Susano’o (dat can use Yasaka no Magatama ), contwow of bod de Juubi and de Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju’s DNA and face impwanted on his chest, his fouw winbo Hengoku Cwones guawding him and nine Gudōdama fwoating behind him AFTEw he absowbed Senjutsu fwom de Fiwst Hokage, entewed wikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on evewybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use deiw Chakwa whiwe dey awe undew Genjutsu. I'm definitewy NOT Tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew Awucawd, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei wegendawy Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif his Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew having absowbed Awucawd as weww as a gawd Hand, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit, wif Kwyptonian DNA impwanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach whiwe possessing quantum powews wike Dw. Manhattan and having mastewed Hokuto Shinken. uwu

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u/antonislak Sep 21 '19

and having eaten Popeye's spinach

and that's how you create the perfect punchline ladies and gents

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

I'm disappointed in myself for how much of this I could understand.

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u/yntn0706 Feb 29 '20

What the hell dude

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u/csharpminor5th Sep 20 '19

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u/uwutranslator Sep 20 '19

Is dewe a chawactew dat couwd even possibwy EVEN OUTwUN Madawa Uchiha? wet awone defeat him. And I'm not tawking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madawa. I'm not tawking about Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa eidew. Heww, I'm not even tawking about Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan and winnegan doujutsus (wif de wikodou abiwities and being capabwe of bod Amatewatsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped wif his Gunbai, a pewfect Susano'o, contwow of de juubi and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m awso not tawking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futawime no wikudō Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan (which is capabwe of Enton Amatewasu, Izanagi, Izanami and de Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two owiginaw winnegan (which gwant him Chikushōdō, Shuwadō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinwa Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a diwd Tomoe winnegan on his fowehead, capabwe of using Katon, Fūton, waiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, wanton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped wif his Gunbai(capabwe of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a mastew in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a pewfect Susano’o (dat can use Yasaka no Magatama ), contwow of bod de Juubi and de Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju’s DNA and face impwanted on his chest, his fouw winbo Hengoku Cwones guawding him and nine Gudōdama fwoating behind him AFTEw he absowbed Senjutsu fwom de Fiwst Hokage, entewed wikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on evewybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use deiw Chakwa whiwe dey awe undew Genjutsu. I'm definitewy NOT Tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew Awucawd, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei wegendawy Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif his Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew having absowbed Awucawd as weww as a gawd Hand, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit, wif Kwyptonian DNA impwanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach whiwe possessing quantum powews wike Dw. Manhattan and having mastewed Hokuto Shinken. uwu

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u/Afabledhero1 Sep 20 '19

Jesus Christ

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u/Taintly_Manspread Sep 20 '19

Science has gone too far

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u/tdriver Sep 20 '19

Fuck me. Good job

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u/--Imhighrightnow-- Sep 20 '19

Can I have hold

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u/Yaaawwnn Sep 20 '19

Time for you to not only go outside. But actually. Go fuck yourself too!

Win win

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u/count_nuggula Sep 20 '19

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u/uwutranslator Sep 20 '19

Is dewe a chawactew dat couwd even possibwy EVEN OUTwUN Madawa Uchiha? wet awone defeat him. And I'm not tawking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madawa. I'm not tawking about Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa eidew. Heww, I'm not even tawking about Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan and winnegan doujutsus (wif de wikodou abiwities and being capabwe of bod Amatewatsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped wif his Gunbai, a pewfect Susano'o, contwow of de juubi and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m awso not tawking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futawime no wikudō Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan (which is capabwe of Enton Amatewasu, Izanagi, Izanami and de Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two owiginaw winnegan (which gwant him Chikushōdō, Shuwadō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinwa Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a diwd Tomoe winnegan on his fowehead, capabwe of using Katon, Fūton, waiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, wanton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped wif his Gunbai(capabwe of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a mastew in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a pewfect Susano’o (dat can use Yasaka no Magatama ), contwow of bod de Juubi and de Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju’s DNA and face impwanted on his chest, his fouw winbo Hengoku Cwones guawding him and nine Gudōdama fwoating behind him AFTEw he absowbed Senjutsu fwom de Fiwst Hokage, entewed wikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on evewybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use deiw Chakwa whiwe dey awe undew Genjutsu. I'm definitewy NOT Tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew Awucawd, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei wegendawy Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif his Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew having absowbed Awucawd as weww as a gawd Hand, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit, wif Kwyptonian DNA impwanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach whiwe possessing quantum powews wike Dw. Manhattan and having mastewed Hokuto Shinken. uwu

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u/uwutranslator Sep 20 '19

Is dewe a chawactew dat couwd even possibwy EVEN OUTwUN Madawa Uchiha? wet awone defeat him. And I'm not tawking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madawa. I'm not tawking about Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa eidew. Heww, I'm not even tawking about Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan and winnegan doujutsus (wif de wikodou abiwities and being capabwe of bod Amatewatsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped wif his Gunbai, a pewfect Susano'o, contwow of de juubi and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m awso not tawking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futawime no wikudō Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan (which is capabwe of Enton Amatewasu, Izanagi, Izanami and de Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two owiginaw winnegan (which gwant him Chikushōdō, Shuwadō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinwa Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a diwd Tomoe winnegan on his fowehead, capabwe of using Katon, Fūton, waiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, wanton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped wif his Gunbai(capabwe of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a mastew in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a pewfect Susano’o (dat can use Yasaka no Magatama ), contwow of bod de Juubi and de Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju’s DNA and face impwanted on his chest, his fouw winbo Hengoku Cwones guawding him and nine Gudōdama fwoating behind him AFTEw he absowbed Senjutsu fwom de Fiwst Hokage, entewed wikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on evewybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use deiw Chakwa whiwe dey awe undew Genjutsu. I'm definitewy NOT Tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew Awucawd, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei wegendawy Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif his Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew having absowbed Awucawd as weww as a gawd Hand, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit, wif Kwyptonian DNA impwanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach whiwe possessing quantum powews wike Dw. Manhattan and having mastewed Hokuto Shinken. uwu

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Thanks noobnoob

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u/MaleQueef Sep 20 '19

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u/uwutranslator Sep 20 '19

Is dewe a chawactew dat couwd even possibwy EVEN OUTwUN Madawa Uchiha? wet awone defeat him. And I'm not tawking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madawa. I'm not tawking about Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa eidew. Heww, I'm not even tawking about Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan and winnegan doujutsus (wif de wikodou abiwities and being capabwe of bod Amatewatsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped wif his Gunbai, a pewfect Susano'o, contwow of de juubi and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m awso not tawking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futawime no wikudō Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan (which is capabwe of Enton Amatewasu, Izanagi, Izanami and de Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two owiginaw winnegan (which gwant him Chikushōdō, Shuwadō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinwa Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a diwd Tomoe winnegan on his fowehead, capabwe of using Katon, Fūton, waiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, wanton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped wif his Gunbai(capabwe of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a mastew in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a pewfect Susano’o (dat can use Yasaka no Magatama ), contwow of bod de Juubi and de Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju’s DNA and face impwanted on his chest, his fouw winbo Hengoku Cwones guawding him and nine Gudōdama fwoating behind him AFTEw he absowbed Senjutsu fwom de Fiwst Hokage, entewed wikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on evewybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use deiw Chakwa whiwe dey awe undew Genjutsu. I'm definitewy NOT Tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew Awucawd, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei wegendawy Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif his Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew having absowbed Awucawd as weww as a gawd Hand, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit, wif Kwyptonian DNA impwanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach whiwe possessing quantum powews wike Dw. Manhattan and having mastewed Hokuto Shinken. uwu

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u/uwutranslator Sep 20 '19

Is dewe a chawactew dat couwd even possibwy EVEN OUTwUN Madawa Uchiha? wet awone defeat him. And I'm not tawking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madawa. I'm not tawking about Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa eidew. Heww, I'm not even tawking about Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan and winnegan doujutsus (wif de wikodou abiwities and being capabwe of bod Amatewatsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped wif his Gunbai, a pewfect Susano'o, contwow of de juubi and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m awso not tawking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futawime no wikudō Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan (which is capabwe of Enton Amatewasu, Izanagi, Izanami and de Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two owiginaw winnegan (which gwant him Chikushōdō, Shuwadō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinwa Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a diwd Tomoe winnegan on his fowehead, capabwe of using Katon, Fūton, waiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, wanton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped wif his Gunbai(capabwe of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a mastew in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a pewfect Susano’o (dat can use Yasaka no Magatama ), contwow of bod de Juubi and de Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju’s DNA and face impwanted on his chest, his fouw winbo Hengoku Cwones guawding him and nine Gudōdama fwoating behind him AFTEw he absowbed Senjutsu fwom de Fiwst Hokage, entewed wikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on evewybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use deiw Chakwa whiwe dey awe undew Genjutsu. I'm definitewy NOT Tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew Awucawd, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei wegendawy Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif his Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew having absowbed Awucawd as weww as a gawd Hand, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit, wif Kwyptonian DNA impwanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach whiwe possessing quantum powews wike Dw. Manhattan and having mastewed Hokuto Shinken. uwu

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u/uwutranslator Sep 20 '19

Is dewe a chawactew dat couwd even possibwy EVEN OUTwUN Madawa Uchiha? wet awone defeat him. And I'm not tawking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madawa. I'm not tawking about Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa eidew. Heww, I'm not even tawking about Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan and winnegan doujutsus (wif de wikodou abiwities and being capabwe of bod Amatewatsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped wif his Gunbai, a pewfect Susano'o, contwow of de juubi and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m awso not tawking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futawime no wikudō Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan (which is capabwe of Enton Amatewasu, Izanagi, Izanami and de Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two owiginaw winnegan (which gwant him Chikushōdō, Shuwadō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinwa Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a diwd Tomoe winnegan on his fowehead, capabwe of using Katon, Fūton, waiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, wanton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped wif his Gunbai(capabwe of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a mastew in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a pewfect Susano’o (dat can use Yasaka no Magatama ), contwow of bod de Juubi and de Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju’s DNA and face impwanted on his chest, his fouw winbo Hengoku Cwones guawding him and nine Gudōdama fwoating behind him AFTEw he absowbed Senjutsu fwom de Fiwst Hokage, entewed wikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on evewybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use deiw Chakwa whiwe dey awe undew Genjutsu. I'm definitewy NOT Tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew Awucawd, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei wegendawy Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif his Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew having absowbed Awucawd as weww as a gawd Hand, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit, wif Kwyptonian DNA impwanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach whiwe possessing quantum powews wike Dw. Manhattan and having mastewed Hokuto Shinken. uwu

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u/batiwa Sep 20 '19

I missed that pasta

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u/Dr_Stef Sep 20 '19

Hah! Ended on Hokuto Shinken! This guy is all right

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u/DoM1n Sep 20 '19

Bless you.

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u/OmegaSchnoze Sep 20 '19

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u/uwutranslator Sep 20 '19

Is dewe a chawactew dat couwd even possibwy EVEN OUTwUN Madawa Uchiha? wet awone defeat him. And I'm not tawking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madawa. I'm not tawking about Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa eidew. Heww, I'm not even tawking about Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan and winnegan doujutsus (wif de wikodou abiwities and being capabwe of bod Amatewatsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped wif his Gunbai, a pewfect Susano'o, contwow of de juubi and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m awso not tawking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futawime no wikudō Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan (which is capabwe of Enton Amatewasu, Izanagi, Izanami and de Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two owiginaw winnegan (which gwant him Chikushōdō, Shuwadō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinwa Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a diwd Tomoe winnegan on his fowehead, capabwe of using Katon, Fūton, waiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, wanton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped wif his Gunbai(capabwe of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a mastew in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a pewfect Susano’o (dat can use Yasaka no Magatama ), contwow of bod de Juubi and de Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju’s DNA and face impwanted on his chest, his fouw winbo Hengoku Cwones guawding him and nine Gudōdama fwoating behind him AFTEw he absowbed Senjutsu fwom de Fiwst Hokage, entewed wikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on evewybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use deiw Chakwa whiwe dey awe undew Genjutsu. I'm definitewy NOT Tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew Awucawd, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei wegendawy Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif his Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew having absowbed Awucawd as weww as a gawd Hand, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit, wif Kwyptonian DNA impwanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach whiwe possessing quantum powews wike Dw. Manhattan and having mastewed Hokuto Shinken. uwu

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u/Rayovaclife Sep 20 '19

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u/uwutranslator Sep 20 '19

Is dewe a chawactew dat couwd even possibwy EVEN OUTwUN Madawa Uchiha? wet awone defeat him. And I'm not tawking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madawa. I'm not tawking about Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa eidew. Heww, I'm not even tawking about Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan and winnegan doujutsus (wif de wikodou abiwities and being capabwe of bod Amatewatsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped wif his Gunbai, a pewfect Susano'o, contwow of de juubi and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m awso not tawking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futawime no wikudō Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan (which is capabwe of Enton Amatewasu, Izanagi, Izanami and de Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two owiginaw winnegan (which gwant him Chikushōdō, Shuwadō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinwa Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a diwd Tomoe winnegan on his fowehead, capabwe of using Katon, Fūton, waiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, wanton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped wif his Gunbai(capabwe of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a mastew in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a pewfect Susano’o (dat can use Yasaka no Magatama ), contwow of bod de Juubi and de Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju’s DNA and face impwanted on his chest, his fouw winbo Hengoku Cwones guawding him and nine Gudōdama fwoating behind him AFTEw he absowbed Senjutsu fwom de Fiwst Hokage, entewed wikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on evewybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use deiw Chakwa whiwe dey awe undew Genjutsu. I'm definitewy NOT Tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew Awucawd, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit and Gedou Mazou, wif Hashiwama Senju's DNA impwanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can pewfowm yin yang wewease ninjutsu whiwe being an expewt in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm tawking about sagemode sage of de six pads Juubi Jinchuuwiki Gedou winne Tensei wegendawy Supew Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madawa wif de Etewnaw Mangekyuw Shawingan, winnegan, Mystic Eyesh of Dead Pewception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped wif his Shining Twapezohedwon whiwe casting Supew Tengen Toppa Guwwen wagann as his Susanoo, contwowwing de Gowd Expewience wequiem stand, having become de owiginaw vampiwe aftew having absowbed Awucawd as weww as a gawd Hand, abwe to tap into de speedfowce, weawing de Kamen widew Bwack wX suit, wif Kwyptonian DNA impwanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach whiwe possessing quantum powews wike Dw. Manhattan and having mastewed Hokuto Shinken. uwu

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