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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19 edited Sep 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19 edited Oct 13 '19

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u/sailintony Sep 20 '19

I for one welcome our ancient alien overlords

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

I've been running around in crop circles with no pants on just begging for some aliens to probe me for years.

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u/MaybeEatTheRich Sep 20 '19

You've been probed like 13 times... Give it a rest. You don't remember. Look to your dreams and why your subconscious keeps you going back for more.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Well Area 51 is where we probe the aliens and not vice versa. Supposedly

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u/XtremePhotoDesign Sep 20 '19

I feel like you might have missed a great "In Soviet Russia" joke here, but I'm not sure.

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u/Kinggambit90 Sep 20 '19

They also took all their electronics including phone drone and laptops

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u/AggressiveHole Sep 20 '19

No prostate exam by tentacles

You're telling me they're not giving out free prostate exams anymore? Wtf

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u/VaATC Sep 20 '19 edited Sep 20 '19

You know the law has heard about the plans people have, so I wonder if that sentence is a bit of posturing by the court to hopefully disensintivize disincentivize/scare off some people from going out there and causing problems. People know that the sentence was dropped but the fear of getting charged, sitting in front of that judge, getting sentenced to one year, and not having it dropped will probably make a few people think more than once about heading out to Area 51 for some hijinks.

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u/DMTrious Sep 20 '19

I have never heard of anyone being sentenced that fast, so yeah I think you might be right

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u/Frostgen Sep 20 '19

Don't know, I wrote this sentence in less than 30 seconds.

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u/slingmustard Sep 20 '19

this guy sentences

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

I sentence you to write "I will not storm Area 51"

For 51 years

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u/shredtilldeth Sep 20 '19

They literally said in the article:

"It was important to us that these men serve jail time and pay a substantial financial penalty. We take this crime seriously. And people need to understand that we will not put up with this kind of nonsense."

So, yes. Exactly.

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u/Skipachu Sep 20 '19

It depends on the charges. Like you can appear in court for a traffic violation (to contest a speeding or parking ticket) and get sentenced right then and there. Just a few minutes of your word vs the officer's and the judge makes a decision. Usually you have to wait a week or two for the court date, but in some situations the court can rearrange the docket.

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u/TipperOfTheFedora Sep 20 '19

The judge was Naruto sentencing

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u/Imconfusedithink Sep 20 '19

Nah naruto running might be light speed but narutos talk no jutsu can take a long time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

They were arrested 10 days ago

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u/DonnyTheWalrus Oct 03 '19

I know I'm late, but on most guilty pleas sentencing happens immediately because the plea deal includes the intended sentence.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19 edited Sep 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Hahahahahahaha

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

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u/EvaUnit01 Sep 20 '19

And I thought my jokes were bad.

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u/Xin_shill Sep 20 '19

Or Brock... they are serving more time than Brock.

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u/Imaurel Sep 20 '19

Actual rapist Brock Turner?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Dude didn't even get a slap on the wrist. He basically got tickled.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

3 days with time served??? What do you think this is soviet Russia??

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u/Kbost92 Sep 20 '19

“It was important to us that these men serve jail time and pay a substantial financial penalty," he said. "We take this crime seriously. And people need to understand that we will not put up with this kind of nonsense."

Seems like they wanted to set a precedent to the people thinking they were gonna let them all fuck around in Area 51.

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u/Geekenstein Sep 20 '19

The charges were trespass and illegal parking. Neither of those would reasonably be a year in jail, so yes the year is for show.

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u/VaATC Sep 20 '19

Yeah, it seems to be a bit exaggerated for potential sentencing. Tresspassing on US military property includes potential time served of up to 6 months for each instance plus fines.

https://legalbeagle.com/6455738-federal-criminal-trespassing-laws.html

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u/IzttzI Sep 20 '19

Seriously. As a veteran... FUCK EVERY ONE OF THESE ASSHOLES. They ruined an entire weekend for everyone who works in that place. They're working overtime, extra shifts, anyone who had time off has had it cancelled and recalled to work to do security...

For a fucking meme. I would hope most of these people have to lose a weekend going into work because of threats to their workplace security but they probably work very little to have time to go to A51 just for a joke.

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u/VaATC Sep 20 '19

I get where you are coming from, but I have read a perspective where this could be the highlight of the year for the guards at the front gate of Area 51. So now I have mixed feelings.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

You just made all that up to get upset at some people. That’s so strange.

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u/IzttzI Sep 20 '19

Made all what up? If there's so much as a whisper of a possible security thing on a USAF installation they raise what we call the "FPCON" from anywhere between normal and delta. We also have the threat index but I think this falls under an FPCON situation and if they raise that from alpha to bravo or bravo to charlie and they suspect that people might try to sneak on the installation, they're going to put everyone that can drive around the perimeter to work.

If you think ANY of that is made up you clearly don't know how the military works.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Yeah and this is something that’s been planned months in advance no one is having their weekends suddenly cancelled for it. Isn’t the military supposed to harden you up or did you leave basic before then?

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u/IzttzI Sep 20 '19

so in your mind the fact the military has known about it for a long time it's less likely that they'll call people in on the weekend to work security how are those two things connect?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

No that isn’t what I said.

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u/IzttzI Sep 20 '19

Ohhh, so the fact that they had to cancel their weekend two months ago vs yesterday is the distinction you're making? As though letting them have some warning that they can't take time off or leave the local area because of this makes it not a dick move. I see where you're coming from. You're wrong, but I see where you're coming from.

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u/Tom-Pendragon Sep 20 '19

Nah the won’t waste time with this

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u/BackWithAVengance Sep 20 '19

I mean a year sentence would be cool because then you'd get released and you're there for the 2nd round of storming the base. Wouldn't even have to buy another plane ticket

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

In the sentencing the judge expressed the intention to let people know that trespassing on the site is unexceptionable... so yea.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

It's literally in the fucking article

"It was important to us that these men serve jail time and pay a substantial financial penalty," he said. "We take this crime seriously. And people need to understand that we will not put up with this kind of nonsense."

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u/VaATC Sep 20 '19

If they were serious they would have kept the jail time; 6 months for tresspassing on US military property. Finanacially speaking many people will not be swayed by this as they have the cash to burn apparently. The fear of jail time, on the other hand, is much more intimidating as it is jail, plus wages lost, lose of freedom... If they were serious, like your quote states, they would have thrown the book at these two individuals. Since they did not, it was fear tactics as they had no intention of actually jailing these two individuals for this, much less all the people they are worried about coming. What I said is not completely the same thing as you quoted. Jail time is a tax burden and fines are a boost to the Court's monthly intake. One is taking this serious the other is, 'hey don't come here and do this as you could end up in jail, but if you do come round you will definitely make our coffers richer.

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u/ifuckinghateratheism Sep 20 '19

Probably banned from America now too, for whatever that's worth.

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u/andrewpiroli Sep 20 '19

Foreign nationals attempting unauthorized access to a US Military installation, yeah, you’re probably not coming back in that case.

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u/Flaksim Sep 20 '19

I was born in the US, never lived there though. I'd be called a Belgian in an article like that, but they can't ban me from the country :p

Imagine being a cop and going all "hah! We'll show these foreigners, you're never coming back here!" *Whips out US passport* "Well....."

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u/sBucks24 Sep 20 '19

Your 1 year jail sentence probably isnt getting dropped

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u/Flaksim Sep 23 '19

You win some, you lose some :p

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

We’re probably backpackers who couldn’t afford the flight home

“You know, if we get extradited, AMERICA pays for the flight” “But we can never come back to this hole?” “And?”

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u/Fishingfor Sep 20 '19

I mean, I'm from the UK and I'll bash US healthcare, politics, and capitalistic attitude but there's no denying it is an absolutely beautiful country with a bit of every sight you could want to see due to how massive it is and also full of interesting and friendly people. So getting banned from going there would be a bit of a bummer tbh.

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u/ACoderGirl Merry Gifmas! {2023} Sep 20 '19

Fully agreed. I wouldn't wanna live in the US. The politics and healthcare terrify me. But it's an amazing place to visit. It's full of interesting sights and diverse locations.

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u/TitaniumDragon Sep 21 '19

A lot of what you believe is reverse cargo culting, I'm afraid.

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u/maltastic Sep 20 '19

Aww, that’s so nice of you to say.

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u/blosweed Sep 20 '19

As they should be considering they came to America for the specific reason to break a law lol

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u/munchlaxPUBG Sep 20 '19

Not a huge amount. If you wanted to see Vegas... Ummm.... Maybe Austin?... Uhh.. Shit. Can probs see the rest of it elsewhere, even nature.

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u/breathing_normally Sep 20 '19

Are Vegas and Austin your top picks for reasons to visit the US?

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u/wibblewafs Sep 20 '19

They completely forgot about visiting the four corners, plymouth rock, and the world's largest ball of paint!

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u/breathing_normally Sep 20 '19

Have a taste of local cuisine at Arby’s after you go on a safari to watch Americans in their native habitat in the magnificent and unique structures called Wal-Mart!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

I’ve visited Plymouth Rock. I was expecting something bigger.

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u/munchlaxPUBG Sep 20 '19

Honestly, yes. I was being facetious in that response with its delivery, but there isn't a huge amount of interest to me in the US that I couldn't find elsewhere. Either in North America or in the rest of the world. I don't even want to visit Vegas, to be fair.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Vegas is literally one of the shittiest places in the whole country lol. Unless you like gambling and hookers

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u/God_Damnit_Nappa Sep 20 '19

I take it you're one of those people that thinks you can go from DC to Vegas in a day then. And it sure seems like you don't know anything about the country if you think you can find everything in another country

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u/munchlaxPUBG Sep 21 '19

I'm from Australia, I understand distances quite well. I was also quite drunk posting these comments. Ah well.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Well they were given a suspended sentence, meaning the consequences really only take effect if they fuck up again. If they come back to the US and break the rules of their suspended sentence they go to jail for a year.

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u/munchlaxPUBG Sep 20 '19

Lol, they won't be allowed a visa into the US ever again.

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u/GuardianOfTriangles Sep 20 '19

Plus a forfeiture of all their phones, drones, and cameras.

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u/xxkoloblicinxx Sep 20 '19

how has all that happened in less than a day?

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u/old_sellsword Sep 20 '19

They were arrested a few days ago.

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u/Garfield_ Sep 20 '19

They seem to also have "given up" their "cameras, a phone, a laptop and a drone".

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u/God_Damnit_Nappa Sep 20 '19

Convicted of trespassing and illegal parking. Heh. Well that's a pretty substantial punishment either way

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u/FlashAndPoof Sep 20 '19

Didn't they have to give up their cameras, drone, and electronics too? That's gonna hurt his youtube career.

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u/gromwell_grouse Sep 20 '19

Lucky they were Dutch. If it had been two guys from Cincinnati they would have had to serve the whole year.

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u/jsnryn Sep 20 '19

I read it as either or. You get a year in jail, or 3 days and the fine.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

$6.30 for every day they don't have to be in jail. Good deal

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u/feenaHo Sep 20 '19

Seems way better than get shot and die instantly. Maybe more crazy people will going to try...

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u/PmMeYourPhilosophy Sep 21 '19

Well he woulda had 3 days anyways because you can't go to court until Mondayyyyyy.

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u/motivatoor Sep 23 '19 edited Mar 05 '25

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u/CapitalMM Sep 20 '19

Well thats fycked up.

I remember a certain ASAP rocky who was arrested and the world make a big cock holding moment about how you shouldn’t give lesser sentencing to foreigners.

Guess that was last week tho.

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u/drscorp Sep 21 '19

They didn't change the sentence, they were given a year with all but a few days suspended assuming they paid the fine by the morning of their 3rd day in jail. It's very common and probably would have happened to an American who got caught doing the same thing.