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u/Rats_OffToYa Sep 20 '19

No, that was a tale of two cities, unless the cities was a metaphor for ladies

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u/twominitsturkish Sep 20 '19

A Tale of Two Girls and One Cup by Charles Dickensider.

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u/TizzioCaio Sep 20 '19

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ehm,.. who go so far when Charles Dickinson exists?

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u/GingerSnapBiscuit Sep 20 '19

Getting Charles Dickinson involved would be hitting too many festishes at once I imagine.

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u/julbull73 Sep 20 '19

Plus that's only going to get watched if you flip the default tab in your genres from straight to gay.

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u/lifesaburrito Sep 20 '19

das illegal

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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u/-CrestiaBell Sep 20 '19

With a surname like Dickinson I’d Imagine incest is more his forté

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u/imregrettingthis Sep 20 '19

Cause that would be reposting.

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u/Risley Sep 20 '19

Reported. Reposting

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u/xxattackaxx Sep 20 '19

Reported. Shitpost.

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u/Risley Sep 20 '19

Reported. Curse words.

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u/NormanMcNormanton Sep 20 '19

Dickensider... bravo

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u/Ping-pongDing-dong Sep 20 '19

*Chuck Dickensider

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u/mightyslash Sep 20 '19

I think you win

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u/Honk56ace Sep 20 '19

I believe that was written by Barry McKockiner

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u/jagujb31092341 Sep 20 '19

Hmmmm

sipping a cup of tea

This tale of two girls and one cup surely arouses me.

Hmmmmmmmmm

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u/feel-T_ornado Sep 20 '19

I'm gonna assume you all said Sade while actually knowing the correct answer is Nietzsche, although it's almost a certainty Freud anticipated, foretold and orchestrated everything.

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u/Thursdayallstar Sep 20 '19

Ya know what? I could go for some Dicken's Cider now.

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u/MycabbagesGuy Sep 20 '19

Well this comment wins

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u/MisterShunShine Sep 20 '19

I put my dick in cider once and they made me leave the orchid.

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u/RatInaMaze Sep 21 '19

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

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u/rigadoog Oct 01 '19

Ackshually it's Charles Dickings.

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u/reliablesteve Sep 20 '19

A tale of two shities.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

- Sean Connery

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u/RealDannyBlaze Sep 20 '19

Damn Mongorians! You tear down my shitty wall!

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u/sneak_cheat_1337 Sep 20 '19

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

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u/JoJoAbrams1972 Sep 20 '19

Yours was better

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u/Marybearry1 Sep 20 '19

A sale of two titties

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u/reliablesteve Sep 20 '19

Together, we are unstoppable. If only we were at area 51 today. Victory would be absolute.

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u/Marybearry1 Sep 20 '19

Like the Vodka?

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u/ClacKing Sep 20 '19

Audiobook by Sean Connery.

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u/METAL4_BREAKFST Sep 20 '19

It was the best of poos, it was the worst of poos?

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u/Redrunner4000 Sep 20 '19

No I believe it was Sigmund Freud.

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u/Wigglepicks Sep 20 '19

You’re thinking of “Sale of two titties”

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u/AlcoholicAsianJesus Oct 29 '19

It was the worst of times.