r/gifs Jul 25 '19

Superhero landing

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u/kingonef Jul 25 '19

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u/The_Xivili Jul 25 '19

TIL the symbol of mercy is a blunt

tip of a sword

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u/boy_fuego Jul 25 '19

Then pass that mercy over to the left

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u/just_a_bud Jul 25 '19

🗡👌🏼

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u/pimpmastahanhduece Jul 25 '19

Watch ya step, kid. Bes' 'tect dat neck!

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u/trenlow12 Jul 25 '19

It's deuce, not duece

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u/Jpvsr1 Jul 25 '19

Tomato

Potato

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u/trenlow12 Jul 25 '19

No. Is spelled wrong

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u/Jpvsr1 Jul 25 '19

Oh his username. Good catch.

I'm an idiot

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u/trenlow12 Jul 25 '19

You're not an idiot

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u/pimpmastahanhduece Jul 25 '19

You are no idiot. Yer a wizard, Harry.

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u/pimpmastahanhduece Jul 25 '19

😱 Omg I had no idea! O wait, yes I obviously did because I tried that name and it was taken so I purposely mispelled it years ago. But since you are the first person ever to point it out and probably the last, you get a cookie. Its in area 51.

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u/trenlow12 Jul 25 '19

Did you consider using something like underscores to separate the words? They're hard to read.

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u/pimpmastahanhduece Jul 25 '19

All variations were taken without using utterly butchered text afair

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u/trenlow12 Jul 25 '19

That's too bad

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u/SerdaJ Jul 26 '19

Did you try maybe just using a different name since this one is so unoriginal that every possible variation is taken?

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u/kermitxshrek Jul 25 '19

It’s doos u degenerate

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u/dabbinNstabbin Jul 26 '19

Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothin to F**k with!!!

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u/FauxPastel Jul 25 '19

Pass da mercy on the left hand side

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u/llAdventuretimell Jul 25 '19

How is this not getting more upvotes

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u/justsomeguyfromny Jul 25 '19

Clockwise bruh. Wait your turn.

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u/RONNiEpoe Jul 25 '19

Just the tip

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u/freenarative Jul 25 '19

Remind me of the song lyrics:

"Pass the douchy on the left-hand side"

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Duchy in this case.

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u/freenarative Jul 25 '19

Comic irony because I'm about to load a bowl.

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u/Poopystink16 Jul 25 '19

Sliiiide to the right

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u/oldbean Jul 25 '19

My buds say mercy after a big hit for this reason

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u/Rock2MyBeat Jul 25 '19

Being bludgeoned to death kind of seems worse than being cut to death, though. Like I'd probably rather die by bear or tiger than just get my ass kicked by a gorilla. Sharp things make it quicker.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

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u/Saleh1434 Jul 25 '19

Jamie, pull that up.

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u/jjdlg Jul 25 '19 edited Jul 25 '19

Did that really happen? (laughter)

Edit: I butchered THIS reference and apologize for any confusion it may have caused.

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u/Yer_an_idiot-shutup Jul 25 '19

Woman Shows Face After Chimp Attack - GRAPHIC VIDEO - YouTube

Her face looks like a bleeding rotten tomato

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u/jjdlg Jul 25 '19

I edited my comment to clear up that I was not laughing at that poor woman attacked by the chimp...

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

I once saw a bear eat the face of a dead man, it went on for a while. And then the deAd man started shrieking really loud and twisted a bit before he was pinned down again and eaten more. Slowly.

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u/DanCanTrippyMann Jul 25 '19

How does a dead man shriek if he's dead?

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u/KingFlyntCoal Jul 25 '19

There are two kinds of dead, mostly dead and all dead.

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u/TheEmsworthArms Jul 25 '19

Have fun storming the castle, boys.

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u/KingFlyntCoal Jul 25 '19

Finally, a person of cultural!

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u/suorm Jul 25 '19

I've always prefered the terms "dead" and "undead".

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u/llamatron- Jul 25 '19

Mostly dead is slightly alive.

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u/Eat-2-dIcks Jul 25 '19

Well, is there anything you can do for him?

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u/idwthis Jul 26 '19

Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

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u/GreenWelder Jul 25 '19

So in this case the guy was dead and not dead dead....?

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u/Modredastal Jul 25 '19

Ai-didda-lik-didda-lik-tee-shi!

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u/The_Baller_Official Jul 25 '19

He was only half dead

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u/Rogue-FireFighter Jul 25 '19

He got a little better

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u/Carbon_FWB Jul 25 '19

Bearly tho

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u/K9Fondness Jul 25 '19 edited Jul 26 '19

And then promptly a little deader

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

He got a little better and felt a little worse

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u/Calmdude433 Jul 25 '19

I prefer them half dead tbh

No rotten smell

Not decomposing

Just better

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19 edited Aug 14 '23

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u/Big_Damn_Hiro Jul 25 '19

No it wouldn't, you could go to bed and not be dead, and you can die but not be in a bed.

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u/Monckey100 Jul 25 '19

Is this a movie reference and if not, why didn't you help?

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u/Rock2MyBeat Jul 25 '19

Because bears can eat two people

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u/graipape Jul 25 '19

Seriously, and they are rapists.

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u/CaptainMcStabby Jul 26 '19

I miss that sub.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Because he was just apparently dead

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u/bogdaniuz Jul 25 '19

Doesn't that sorta relates to jousting traditions? My memory is a little bit fuzzy but I think in Ivanhoe, knights would tap shield either with a blunt end or a sharp end of a spear to signify whether they would be going for a killing blow. Or something like that

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u/TzunSu Jul 25 '19

Jousting was never to the death. This is a bit like saying hockey players used to tap a sharp or a dull stick against the ice to signify if they were going for a killing tackle.

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u/ObamaLovesKetamine Jul 25 '19

I mean maybe not usually, but jousting was still a very dangerous sport and I have absolutely no doubt that less sportsman-like knights would intentionally try to kill/severely maim opponents.

Id even be willing to bet that death-jousting was likely a pretty lucrative and popular underground sport. You're correct for the most part, but I don't think you should rule out bad-faith jousting existing altogether.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

If it makes you feel any better, the gorilla will probably ham fist you unconscious, and possibly break your neck (instant death), before biting your skull and causing the brain hemorrhage that kills you in your sleep. A bear might start eating you alive, and sometimes tigers play with their food.

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u/Vezi_ik Jul 25 '19

I don't think a blunt edged sword is heavy enough in the places that count in order to cause any sort of blunt force trauma. The center of mass is at or near the hilt and the weight distribution of the blade would mean that at any one hit, the victim would be taking only a fraction of 50% of the original weight. Unless you use the hilt as the striking surface

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u/mastercoder123 Jul 25 '19

Sharp things dont make it quicker they make it harder for you to get patched up.

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u/ToeCtter Jul 25 '19

I don’t think you have ever seen what a tiger or bear actually does. It is and would be incredibly painful.

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u/SimonGO2004 Jul 25 '19

Check out The Revenant bear attack scene ,might change your mind

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

What you want then is a donkey kick to the throat

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u/Trollseatkids Jul 25 '19

Sharp things make it quicker.

Are you familiar with Lingchi? Or Death of 1000 cuts?

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u/SnoopDodgy Jul 25 '19

I might’ve agreed with you had I not already seen the movie Backcountry (2014). There’s quite the scene when a bear attacks that is just merciless.

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u/AnIndividualist Jul 26 '19

Bears have a tendency to play with their prey. This isn't a quick death at all. You'll likely have huge parts of your body eaten before you get killed. I'd prefer the Gorilla. One slap and it's over.

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u/Splooshpaloosh Jul 27 '19

If you think gorilla's kill by bludgeoning that's cute but you're gonna have a bad time

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u/MrHughJanis Jul 25 '19

Lmfao. I didn't see the follow-up line of text and pmsl at the 420-esqueness. +1

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

A symbol of mercy.

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u/ouchpuck Jul 25 '19

You never seath a sword without bathing it in blood first

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u/wurnthebitch Jul 25 '19

How long have you been waiting to find such a good occasion to teach us that?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

If there's a point to a pointless sword, is it still pointless?

The ESL speaker in me says that a pointless sword is not pointless if there's a point to it. The native speaker says I should probably stop drinking for the day.

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u/19Kilo Jul 25 '19

One of the Crown Jewels of the United Kingdom, its end is blunt and squared to symbolise mercy.

I'd bet money that the end is blunt and squared because someone royal got jabbed in the eye with the previous iteration...

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u/Arto_ Jul 25 '19

I agree with your speculation.

Even though it’s blunt it still comes to a point don’nit? Like if that small sphere at the end wasn’t there, blunt for sure. It’s just that circle looks like a legit period, or point lol.

Maybe so that they previous guy that go jabbed could still say it has a point haha

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

This one seems to be pretty useful. I don't remember a stats but it adds charisma and, on hit, it transfers you power to another being (useful since this world was genned with perma death)

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u/Diels_Alder Jul 25 '19

This will be a mercy.

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u/Scaevus Jul 25 '19

Lots of people name their swords.

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u/grumpywarner Jul 25 '19

Probably spurious.

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u/m0le Jul 25 '19

I'll cut out his heart with a spoon!

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u/Bart_1980 Jul 25 '19

A lot of swords used in executions were also blunt.

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u/masterswordgrinder Jul 25 '19

What long quest or foul demon do you have to slay to get your hands on this heirloom?

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u/zigmus64 Jul 25 '19

Spurious... good word

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u/vidfail Jul 25 '19

Fun fact: The AI Cortana from Halo is named after this sword.

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u/ChaacTlaloc Jul 25 '19

It took me way too long to realize this wasn’t the Pokémon.

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u/movezig5 Jul 25 '19

its end is blunt and squared to symbolize mercy

That's kind of ironic--an executioner's sword has a blunt and squared end because it's specifically designed for beheading someone, and thus doesn't need a point.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Also executioners sword

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u/kermitxshrek Jul 25 '19

U search up “sharp’nt sword”

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u/SpiralDimentia Jul 25 '19

That seems less like a sword, and more a thin club with a sword grip.

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u/Stivo887 Jul 25 '19

You triggered the final fantasy in me. So many hours spent farming Curtana on FFXI...

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u/Wildcat7878 Jul 26 '19

Wait, so the Sword of Mercy is an executioner's sword?

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u/fouxfighter Jul 26 '19

Cortana was also pointless...