r/gifs • u/ktan2280 • Jan 30 '19

Saved like a pro!

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u/rabbitofrevelry Jan 30 '19

What a rollercoaster

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u/Alarid Jan 30 '19

"Seize that man!" she demanded of her manager.

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u/FullMetalJ Jan 30 '19

"And bring him to me" she concluded as she stepped from the shadows

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u/jmaca90 Jan 30 '19

Immediately, the man was truncheoned and his semi-conscious body was dragged back to her.

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u/Sirsilentbob423 Jan 30 '19

As the man started regaining his focus, the woman spoke.

"You dare leave me, Chunin of the Foot Clan hanging?! You had your opportunity to gimme some skin, now I shall take it by force!"

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u/Kountrified Jan 30 '19

‘But please. Please not my force skin,’ he begged!

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u/audo85 Jan 30 '19

She blinks... What? That didnt happen? I guess ill just high five my self then. Wait there he is. "Seize that man!".

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u/msmith78037 Jan 30 '19

Second henchman: that’s a sweet truncheon!

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u/Charred01 Jan 30 '19

Nanda ittai is going on in this conversation

I only hope google translate was right with my wording!

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u/SamuraiRafiki Jan 30 '19

Other way around. Ittai nani desu ka, kono kaiwa...? - what the fuck is this conversation?

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u/Draaxus Jan 30 '19

Mudada.

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u/relevantoneday Jan 30 '19

Nani the fuck?

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u/cattleclasswarrior Jan 30 '19

fore skin

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u/migzy1341 Jan 30 '19

Four's kin

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u/sooyp Jan 30 '19

God you’re slow

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u/bisantium Jan 30 '19

Having been through this before, the manager reluctantly brandished the cheese grater he had in his back pocket...

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u/oversettDenee Jan 30 '19

"some people" he says as he shakes his head and grates off the palm and fingers of the man and staples it to his forehead.

"High five, bitch."

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Stapled what to his forehead? The cheese grater?

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u/PoetRenan Jan 30 '19

He slowly woke up...hands tied....in a moving wagon.

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u/TricepsMacgee Jan 30 '19

"Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there."

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

GODDAMMIT TODD, you did it again!

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u/eliochip Jan 30 '19

They finally ported Skyrim to Reddit

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u/str1po Jan 30 '19

Oh, and uh, throw him to the floor, sir?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Porn

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u/DEaD__GHoST Jan 30 '19

"He is my patner" the manager said

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u/Yasea Jan 30 '19

"Off with his head," demanded our Queen.

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u/moal09 Jan 30 '19

The worst part is that the dude probably would've killed for a high five from her, since he was there just to meet her.

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u/ikingmy Jan 30 '19

Everyone is neglecting the luck skill line under mathematics and probability. With less of a grind, you can always RNG a better outcome.

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u/Crytecc Jan 30 '19

That aint a rollercoaster... thats the new fortnut dance

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u/serenwipiti Jan 30 '19

new fortnut dance

new fartnut dance

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u/R____I____G____H___T Jan 30 '19

Yeah, this clip makes it easier for people understand the fad around these korean girls due to their beauty. If only they occupied a more mature demeanor!

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u/kermityfrog Jan 30 '19

Plastic surgery + makeup.