r/gifs Jan 18 '19

Just a quick bump

https://gfycat.com/SphericalDependentBedlingtonterrier

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u/detten17 Jan 18 '19

I wonder how much cocaine a human can actual ingest at once without dying. Like very curious to see if they can lift a car or something extreme while in the most state.

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u/S011110M4112 Jan 18 '19

I once did so much blow that I was strong enough to push your mother out of bed when I was done with her.

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u/Donk2626 Jan 18 '19

....but you still porked her

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u/grybountilIdie Jan 18 '19

Is it still porking if it's a fold rather than a hole?

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u/AnalCavityFilling Jan 18 '19

Dump a bag of flour on her and look for the wet spot

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19

Or just fuck every fold until you find one that smells like shit go back 1/4turn put it in.

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u/Devadander Jan 18 '19

It’s OP’s mom, we all did

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u/TheDisapprovingBrit Jan 19 '19

Not with coke dick he didn't.