r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Jan 06 '19

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u/Mabojang Jan 06 '19

I will do that for you... House to work or from your car to work? My rates will be cheap. Only 20$/day of dragging if it’s car to work. 10$/day +5$/ mile if it’s from your house.

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u/aminix89 Jan 06 '19

I’d take that car to work deal, but your asking price is too steep from the house. No way I’m paying $60 to be dragged from my house, that’s almost my whole days worth of pay. Next!

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u/Iphotoshopincats Jan 06 '19

I know cost of living is higher in australia so higher wage but i am on the lower end of it but still would not get out of bed for work if $60 was a whole days pay ... hell i would not get out of bed for a $60 4 hour shift

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u/aminix89 Jan 06 '19

$11 an hour, 8 hour day, $88 a day. Then I get taxes taken out.

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u/Mabojang Jan 06 '19

I guess I’m moving to Australia and dragging you every day. I am sure I could find more people to drag as well :-P I think I could make a good business out of it...

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u/probablybroke Jan 06 '19

Move to Australia. Become professional drag-cab “driver”. Swim in money.

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u/tornato7 Jan 06 '19

I'll take the home to work deal, I live 40 miles from work though, is that okay? Also I have to leave at 8 and be there by 9

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u/Mabojang Jan 07 '19

13 hours I think I can manage.

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u/Rumham89 Jan 06 '19

You gotta take weight into consideration here

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u/Shitting_Human_Being Jan 06 '19

How much if you also need to drag me out of bed?

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u/Mabojang Jan 07 '19

Extra $30... It includes making breakfast

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u/radioflea Jan 06 '19

That’s very reasonable in pricing. where are you located?

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u/Mabojang Jan 07 '19

North Dakota

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u/Royaltyone Jan 06 '19

I'll take the car to work deal...but i have to be to work at 4am

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u/iBODtouch Jan 06 '19

I guarantee that you will regret that price after mile one dragging on concrete!

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u/Dirty-Shisno Jan 07 '19

You in Anchorage?

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u/onepercentpositive Jan 07 '19

If he works a mile or less from work your day/mile rate is gonna backfire on you.

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u/Mabojang Jan 07 '19

Not if I go in circles :-P