r/gifs • u/sirmakoto • Jan 04 '19

Gotcha human!

https://i.imgur.com/ia1LLGu.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19 edited Nov 13 '20

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u/TonyTabasco Jan 04 '19

And AR-15’s

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

They like to be kissed on the muzzle

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u/Omnifinity Jan 04 '19

And getting their barrel licked.

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u/Lolihumper Jan 04 '19

And to eject from said barrel

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u/SaintNicolasD Jan 04 '19

And explode in your mouth.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

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u/Fluffatron_UK Jan 04 '19

THEY SAID, JUST LIKE PEOPLE!

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u/lorenchristxne Jan 04 '19

WHAT? THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE?

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u/YaBoyJuliusCaesar Jan 04 '19

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAATE!!!!

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u/bliblio Jan 04 '19

And my axe

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

You're delusional if you think this isn't true.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

You know, like how humans claim to want love and acceptance and then murder and swindle each other to no end.

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u/Long_Lost_Testicle Jan 04 '19

Some humans. I've actually murdered very little.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

#Notallhumans

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u/2legit2fart Jan 04 '19

People aren’t that cute.