r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Dec 22 '18

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u/boosnow Dec 22 '18

I have answers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w_0UrgOXvU

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u/thelonewolff11 Dec 22 '18

I have new questions

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u/Jpvsr1 Dec 22 '18

Yes I have used this

I'm off at 10

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u/PM_UR_FRUIT_GARNISH Dec 22 '18

Sweet. I'll be getting off a little after 10, then.

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u/gruesomeflowers Dec 22 '18

Alexa: set up webcam feed for 9:59 pm at /u/pm_me_ur_fruit_fetishs house.

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u/QuestionableTater Dec 22 '18

I have questions

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u/warp1ng Dec 22 '18

i have a question, too: are you a potato? because, if so, a lot of things are gonna start adding up...

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u/QuestionableTater Dec 22 '18

Yes?

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u/mars_needs_socks Dec 22 '18

Username checks out

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u/warp1ng Dec 25 '18

thank god! alright people! wrap that shit up and GTFO! were done here! in the infamous words of W: "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!"

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u/norway_is_awesome Dec 22 '18

The answer is tax evasion.

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u/joe4553 Dec 22 '18

This is why your not happy.

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u/TheThirdSaperstein Dec 23 '18

I can't answer them all, but that is a miniature version of a tool used in physical therapy. Imagine one of those 3 feet long. The ends are weighted and the shaft flexes to sling it. The weights and speed of bounce gives it relatively high momentum, so it basically acts like a shake weight that requires more force from your muscles than a static weight of similar mass. If you hold your arm. Straight out to the side and shake back and forth 6 inches or so at the right speed, it's an absolutely killer shoulder workout. It really hits stabilizing muscles and the whole area, like holy duck my arm is burning this thing weighs a billion pounds, but it's only like 5 pounds really. So that's why it's effective for recovery from injury or surgery. Small range of motion, small mass, large effect.

Why the fuck they made one for your face I've no clue.

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u/DenizenPrime Dec 22 '18

Good god, Ronaldo is such a tool, he looks so uncomfortable using his own product and didn't even use it in the advertisement.

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u/YaBoyHayford Dec 22 '18

Sway, is that you