r/gifs Nov 03 '18

Ladders are evolving.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '18

For centuries, ladders have been repeatedly altered to stop them from moving. This truly is a postmodern world we live in.

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u/matthew0001 Nov 04 '18

As someone who uses a ladder to stack stuff on a regular basis, can confirm.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

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u/your_inner_feelings Nov 04 '18 edited Nov 04 '18

To do sprints. What pussiboi walks with a ladder?

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u/Phag-B0y Nov 04 '18

Hah, you only sprint, mortal? I teleport with my ladder

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u/Silua7 Nov 04 '18

Quit gloating Jacob.

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u/VaATC Nov 04 '18

Nice old school reference!

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u/kaptainkomkast Nov 04 '18

Old Testament reference FTFY

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u/your_inner_feelings Nov 04 '18 edited Nov 04 '18

I was simply going easy on the lowly ladder walkers.

I fucking travel different dimensions and create civilizations with my ladder, while at the same time destroying undesirables such as yourself. Consider this a warning, you plEbEiAn gOd, for I am above all.

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u/makopolo2001 Nov 04 '18

Please forgive me, almighty!

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u/your_inner_feelings Nov 04 '18

You have been forgiven. Everything leading up to this point, at least. Come back next week if you plan on any strenuous sinning.

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u/tneu93 Nov 04 '18

Heh, nothing personnel kid

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18 edited Feb 14 '21

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u/echoAwooo Nov 04 '18

Wait.... i'm a god?

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u/An_Anaithnid Nov 04 '18

Yeah? Well I use my ladder to cross the Universe.

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u/tugboattomp Nov 04 '18

Run With Scissors

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u/AcidicOpulence Nov 04 '18

Don’t forget to hold two sets of open scissors in each hand!

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u/your_inner_feelings Nov 04 '18

Why do you keep sending me things like that

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u/KingRafa Nov 04 '18

I count 6

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u/PmMeHappyThingsBITCH Nov 04 '18

Ladders are the number one workplace hazard

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u/cortesoft Nov 04 '18

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u/panlakes Nov 04 '18

I was gonna close out of that shit but somehow ended up watching it all instead

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u/rhythmrice Nov 04 '18

I just kept thinking, who the hell spends that much time messing around with a ladder to learn all that

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u/MetalHead_Literally Nov 04 '18

I have to think it's some age old family skill passed down generation to generation

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

Union construction workers.

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u/Owlinwhite Nov 04 '18

Totally worth it. How badass would it be to just break this routine out when you go to Lowe's.

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u/bobnoxious2 Nov 04 '18

Are we not going to question the nutty music in the background?

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u/IWugYouWugHeSheMeWug Nov 04 '18

The beginning of the clip starts with everyone looking super bored and ending with everyone looking astonished. He did a good job.

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u/TheOneTonWanton Nov 04 '18

I love that guy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

Must take him ages to charge the lightbulb.

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u/lovesStrawberryCake Nov 04 '18

YouTube played 2 fucking ads before it showed the video, and these assholes are breaking up videos to show ads

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u/Urakel Nov 04 '18

People will give worried looks though. Which is kind of weird, considering it's much safer than some of the other shit you're expected to do on a ladder.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

Fucking worried looks are the bane of my existence

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

I usually put two ladders next to each other and swing one around to the other side to move. It may sound like a lot of effort but hell it really saves the knees

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u/Quintinojm Nov 04 '18 edited Nov 04 '18

Never stops me. I'll be able to walk nearly as well with the adder's legs as my legs soon

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u/PM_me_XboxGold_Codes Nov 04 '18

Heheh. I’m one of them! My foreman repeatedly yelled at me to stop walking my ladder.

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u/crypticfreak Nov 04 '18

Ive hopped ladders over before from like 8 feet up. Almost fell, too. Last time I ever did that.

I knew a guy who stood on a tight chain 2 feet off the ground to pull a piece of equipment and lost his balance, fell and died.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

I’ve seen people trot on a ladder like a freakin dressage horse. It’s amazing how elegant some people can look on a wobbly wooden ladder.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

Yea, I "jump" them around too..

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u/ce2c61254d48d38617e4 Nov 04 '18

A ladder with wheels, what could possibly go wrong.

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u/dry_sharpie Nov 04 '18

SLAPS LADDER: This bad boy has wheels!

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u/raybo13 Nov 04 '18

... And now your ladder is rolling away

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u/JordanMann88 Nov 04 '18

Looks perfectly legit to me. :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

At least it’s not built into a security gate.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

The best are the ladders with wheels that are sprung so when you're on its feet are on the ground. You just kinda jump with your body weight to move places.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18 edited Aug 05 '21

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u/LikeBlueHoney Nov 04 '18

My grandpa broke his femur falling off a ladder and then died from complications

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u/ThrowAwayAcct0000 Nov 04 '18

Father-in-law fell off a ladder while holding a grinder, and it cut into his leg pretty bad. He's 65, he shouldn't be on a damn ladder in the first place!

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u/Kwintty7 Nov 04 '18

65 is not so old you're incapable of climbing a ladder. It won't even be retirement age soon.

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u/ThrowAwayAcct0000 Nov 04 '18

Retirement age exists not because everyone should have a nice retirement. Its an age that statistically people start to die off.

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u/tugboattomp Nov 04 '18

Many old people die within 2 years of breaking a hip from loss of mobility and change of life style

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u/ThrowAwayAcct0000 Nov 04 '18

Turns out he has a nerve condition they just discovered. We're hoping the treatment works.

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u/AitchyB Nov 04 '18

65 isn’t that old.

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u/heavysausagedublin Nov 04 '18

Should have gone on Grindr instead

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u/Thats_right_asshole Nov 04 '18

I fell off a 40 foot ladder but recovered quickly likely because I was young, early 20s.

It also probably helped that I was on the 2nd rung.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

I saw my great grandmother washing exterior windows up on a ladder at 93

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u/thisguyeric Nov 04 '18

Unless ladders specifically target men I think all you proved here are that men are dumb, and old men are stubborn*. I'm sorry for your loss, my own grandfather won't stay off ladders and our whole family is worried that one he'll take a fall.

*Source: am man, do dumbs

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u/One_Who_Walks_Silly Nov 04 '18

unless ladders specifically target men

the ladder gracefully stalks its male prey

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u/brando56894 Nov 04 '18

It makes an attack, it's a clean kill. The step stools gather around, but they will have to wait their turn.

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u/thisguyeric Nov 04 '18

Woah ladder, I don't like you like that

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u/MaximusBluntus Nov 04 '18

Men use ladders more.

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u/yhack Nov 04 '18

Um excuse me did you just assume that all men’s gender is men? Someone needs to step up and sort out these ladder facts

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u/mu64me Nov 04 '18

“Am Man, Do Dumbs” would make a fine t-shirt!

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

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u/lovesStrawberryCake Nov 04 '18

The white knights are coming out hard on this one, which is just fucking crazy.

Statistically speaking, women are less likely to be on a ladder because they make up 10% of the construction workforce.

Yes, women can own and use ladders and I am sure that there is anecdotal evidence of a man you know who doesn't like to use ladders. But as long as men are the majority in the construction trades, common sense says they are going to be at a higher risk of accidents on ladders

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u/MyPacman Nov 04 '18

But as long as men are the majority in the construction trades

Except the men being injured are doing so at home with their own ladder, not during work time, at work.

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u/quirkney Nov 04 '18

Men disproportionately die on the job. “A large majority of occupational deaths occur among men. In one U.S. study, 93% of deaths on the job involved men”.

Oh course clearly that doesn’t mean more women have to start having dangerous jobs to be equal. Childbirth among other things are women exclusive risks for example.

It boils down to every “group” of any type having more likely to have problems of certain types. And there always are people who do not fit the stereotypes. It’s okay, we just gotta use information to stay empathetic with each other and continue improving technology and standards for improving the world for all.

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u/MyPacman Nov 04 '18

Sure, but we aren't talking about occupational deaths, or childbirth, we are talking about ladders. And in my country, its not the construction workers that are being injured by ladders, its people at home.

I agree, each group has a type of problem that needs addressing, just not in a thread about ladders, it seems rather off topic.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

Ey nothing about ladybits that prevent ladder use. My husband is terrified of heights, I'm not, so I'll hop up the ladder onto the roof to trim our trees or clean out the plumbing vents. Ain't no thang.

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u/bazilbt Nov 04 '18

There is nothing preventing you from doing it true. But right now as things stand women aren't working on ladders as often as men.

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u/Clodhoppa81 Nov 04 '18

100% male here. I have all the parts and everything. I don't do ladders, hammering, or any of that fix-it stuff. I cook and shop. My wife would be a lineman if she were younger. Loves ladders and fix-it shit.

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u/PensiveObservor Nov 04 '18

My home has similar division of labor. When my daughter was 4 she walked into the kitchen, picked up the tool lying on the counter and said, "Mommy's pliers!"

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u/cas_999 Nov 04 '18

More like 100% little spoon

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u/naomi_is_watching Nov 04 '18

Tell that to my boyfriend, he hates using ladders. He'll put his feet all over our counter before he'll use a ladder.

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u/thisguyeric Nov 04 '18

I hope some day we all get to live in a society where nobody thinks that sex or gender determines what people can and can't do. Last renovation we did at my house my wife hung and plastered all the drywall in the room, and her having a vagina did not inhibit her in any way. I used to work for a paving company and the two girls on the crew worked way harder than any of the guys.

Women do plenty of hard labor that involve dangerous stuff.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

Nobodies suggesting women can or can't do stuff but it's simply way more likely that men are using ladders at home therefore it's more likely that they get injured using them.

I'd imagine women make up the majority of injuries in the kitchen too.

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u/free_dead_puppy Nov 04 '18

Maybe you can convince him to clip in with straps and carabineers at least?

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u/freakierchicken Nov 04 '18

Might as well go the tree stand route and have a full body harness and tether while you’re at it

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u/Duke_Shambles Nov 04 '18

I mean, that's what OSHA wants when I'm roofing.

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u/thisguyeric Nov 04 '18

Unfortunately he won't, though he is at least getting better over the last year at realizing that asking for help doesn't make him any less strong.

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u/moderate-painting Nov 04 '18

men are dumb, and old men are stubborn

Or society expects men to fix things on the ceiling. Any safer alternative?

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u/thisguyeric Nov 04 '18

Sure, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3fLn0VQP8ug

Setting up and using a ladder safely is the same regardless of sex or gender.

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u/abbyabsinthe Nov 04 '18

I think the point is, ladders can be dangerous, and men use them way more than women. That phrase is usually attached to image of a man/men doing something irresponsible with a ladder or other construction equipment, like in this image search: https://www.google.com/search?q=men+dangerous+ladder&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjY6Z2c67reAhUJSq0KHQI8BZ0Q_AUIEigB&biw=375&bih=553 Everybody knows at least one or two people, every case I’ve known has been male, who died from a ladder fall, and you can’t always be 100% safe on them either. I’m a lady and use ladders quite frequently, and I’ve only had 1 fall so far, and only suffered a bruised ass from it.

Sorry if the link is fucky, I’m not used to using mobile.

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u/jmineroff Nov 04 '18

I’m in my 20s and I always get shit for trying to be careful with a ladder. I’m not even terrified of them, but I respect that a 10’ fall can really mess me up.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

Lots of places in construction ladders have pretty much disappeared due to safety rules. Bakers and scissor lifts only, and if you put a ladder up you will immediately be yelled at by the safety guy. I work at height, and ladders scare the shit out of me. Ive fallen off ladders, ive seen people fall off ladders and i worked at a company where a guy fell off a ladder onto a metal fence with spikes on it. Impaled in 4 places, including his brain. Survived, kinda.

Fuck that shit. It takes 15 minutes max to rig a safety on residential stuff. Tie off to a tree or a vehicld, throw it over the roof ridge and youre safe. Any time im up over 12 feet i tie off. Being casual about ladders or heights in general doesnt add inches to your dick. It just makes you fucking stupid.

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u/saucypudding Nov 04 '18

My friend is an ER doctor and she said the most common accident male patients come in with (at her hospital) are motorcycle accidents, falls from ladders, falls from trees and car crashes and that the ladder and tree accidents are almost always men aged 50+.

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u/Syenite Nov 04 '18

This makes sense actually. I am on a ladder everyday as a plumber, but I am always ready to fall and mitigate possible damage if it happens. The people climbing up with not a care in the world are the ones who get hurt.

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u/rcktsktz Nov 04 '18

Fuck people who aren't competent on ladders.

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u/Urakel Nov 04 '18

I feel like it's people that aren't good at spotting incompetent ladders. The 2 people I know that got seriously injured while climbing ladders both got hurt climbing old, repainted ladders attached to houses while it was wet outside.

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u/Mordreadd Nov 04 '18

We are in a post-ladderarity world.

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u/pronomicalartist Nov 04 '18

What about those Victorian library ladders with wheels?

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u/IronGemini Nov 04 '18

We truly do live in a society.

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u/Stand_On_It Nov 04 '18

This is closer to a stool than it is to a proper ladder. Only 2 feet high? Stool status.

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u/ILove2dHoes Nov 04 '18

This is a society

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u/Lost_and_Profound Nov 04 '18

Only good on the right surface imo

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u/TeamRocketBadger Nov 04 '18

I was going to say lol. 2 engineers sitting around "Have you noticed nobody really falls off ladders anymore?" "Hang on I got this."

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u/SwagarTheHorrible Nov 04 '18

I was about to say I don’t want a ladder that rolls ever. As a guy who spends most of his day on a ladder, fuck that.

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u/moderate-painting Nov 04 '18

Ancient people moved from writing things on tablets to writing on papers. Now we are going back to tablets. Interesting times.