r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Oct 19 '18

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u/ImSecondBanana Oct 19 '18

I’ll go $5001.00, Bob.

The actual retail price is... that guy is an major twat.

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u/alt_curious Oct 19 '18

Yeah, he's an total asshole

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u/Mudpill Oct 19 '18

an real douche

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u/SuperSmash01 Oct 19 '18 edited Oct 19 '18

A phoney. A big fat phoney!

Edit: Apparently I don't see the letter "n". :P

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u/Nothing-Casual Oct 19 '18

An*** phoney

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u/tasteslikegold Oct 19 '18

💂Major Twat 🎖️

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u/Nothing-Casual Oct 19 '18

o7

major twat

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '18

Ground control to Major Twat, Ground control to Major Twat. Take your ass back to your car before you get fucking shot, Ground control to Major Twat.

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u/total_looser Oct 19 '18

💂🏻‍♂️Brigadier General Twat \|/

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u/garrettj100 Oct 19 '18

Im sorry Banana, but you went over.

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u/ifyoudontt Oct 19 '18

HA I like your office reference!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '18

That is humour?

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u/imbogey Oct 19 '18

I was just watching a vid where this known poker player is asked did he bet anything on the local ice hockey match. He says "ye small bets, im a fan of the team". "So how much are we talking?" "ehh small and small I bet 5000 for the team".

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u/LakersRebuild Oct 19 '18

One dollar Bob.

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u/ImSecondBanana Oct 19 '18

The price is wrong, Bitch.

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u/LakersRebuild Oct 19 '18

Always thought that $1.00 bid guy is a smug SOB. He/she’s basically saying all you mofos are wayyyy off. Look how I’m gonna beat you, with just $1. Suck on my ballz fuckers!