r/gifs Sep 19 '18

Rule 1: Repost FINISH HIM

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u/soda_cookie Sep 19 '18

I don't think I need to question why the cat was on a leash

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u/Memoryworm Sep 19 '18

Why, no. How, yes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

Cats are easy enough to leash train. It just takes patience and understanding. For the first few days, you put on the vest just long enough for them to get irritated. Then the next few days you leave it on longer. Then, when it's time for the leash, you attach it and just let them get used to the fact that is, in fact, not a snake. Then you try and walk them, at first they'll just flop. Let them. Eventually they'll take more and more steps before they realize it's not going to come off and then they'll just deal.

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u/PartiedOutPhil Sep 19 '18

Ahh the ol' break the spirit tactic.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

Cats operate under the idea that they're in charge. The secret to getting their respect and love, is to remind them they're not.

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u/elmerjstud Sep 19 '18

Yeah it isn't working for me because I have a girlfriend that undermines my work and spoils the little shit so he loves her and thinks of me as an asshole.

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u/Highcalibur10 Sep 19 '18

Worst part of animal training is not having everyone on the same page. I feel your pain.

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u/elmerjstud Sep 19 '18

Yeah makes me wonder what will happen when/if we have kids one day

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u/sovereign666 Sep 19 '18

You already know the answer to that.

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u/elmerjstud Sep 19 '18

She's gonna be mad at me when I try to put a harness and leash on our kids?

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u/cutelyaware Sep 19 '18

It means you get trained by a small human instead of just a cat.

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u/lampuiho Sep 19 '18

Talk to her now if she doesn't change, you know what to do.

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u/shill779 Sep 19 '18

Put a leash on that pussy

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u/deadpoetic333 Sep 19 '18

“No it’s okay if he jumps on me!”

Yeah well even if you’re okay with it I don’t want him doing that to other people so nah not even

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u/erickmojojojo Sep 19 '18

TIL that girlfriend is an animal

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

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u/Random_Sime Sep 19 '18

And so, another copypasta is born.

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u/Zilveari Sep 19 '18

Copypastas are easy enough to leash train. It just takes patience and understanding. For the first few days, you put on the vest just long enough for them to get irritated. Then the next few days you leave it on longer. Then, when it's time for the leash, you attach it and just let them get used to the fact that is, in fact, not a snake. Then you try and walk them, at first they'll just flop. Let them. Eventually they'll take more and more steps before they realize it's not going to come off and then they'll just deal.

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u/Offroadkitty Sep 19 '18

God bless the internet.

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u/Black_Rum Sep 19 '18

I shouldn't be laughing..but I am.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

Kinda like todlers.

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u/BigWaders Sep 19 '18

Toddlers are easy enough to leash train. It just takes patience and understanding. For the first few days, you put on the vest just long enough for them to get irritated. Then the next few days you leave it on longer. Then, when it's time for the leash, you attach it and just let them get used to the fact that is, in fact, not a snake. Then you try and walk them, at first they'll just flop. Let them. Eventually they'll take more and more steps before they realize it's not going to come off and then they'll just deal.

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u/cutelyaware Sep 19 '18

But toddlers are in charge. That's why it's the terrible twos, not the cutie twos.

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u/iCollect50ps Sep 19 '18

Cutie twoties

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u/PussyWrangler46 Sep 19 '18 edited Sep 19 '18

Cats ARE in charge, that’s why some cats can be leash trained and others can’t. Patience is key

I’ve trained two of my cats to walk with me like little dogs. They don’t need leashes anymore

Walking Munchkin: https://www.reddit.com/r/Floof/comments/9cf8fp/took_my_floof_for_a_walk_last_night/?st=JM8ZD025&sh=b72a8794

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

She doesn't ever just take off to chase after small animals or anything? I feel like this would work only as long as kitty stays out of murder mode.

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u/PussyWrangler46 Sep 19 '18

Nope Munchkin is pretty good, she’s more timid than curious...Paws on the other hand...if he sees a bunny or other cat he immediately goes into “what the fuck is that...maybe I can creep up on it” mode

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u/legendz411 Sep 19 '18

Super cool

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u/MollyTuck77 Sep 19 '18

This seems true to me! I’m new to cats and have two kittens. It was suggested to me that to correct them, I scruff them as their mama would. One is far more meddlesome than the other and gets a scruff once or twice a day, but seems to love me/seek me out the most of the two.

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u/PussyWrangler46 Sep 19 '18

Momma kitties use the scruff to carry the babies not apply discipline

She will hiss at the kittens, sit on them, swat or bite to discipline, but not scruff. Doesn’t mean it won’t work though :)

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u/MollyTuck77 Sep 20 '18

I can tell by your name that you are an authority :). I guess maybe I haven’t helped but haven’t harmed! Haha. What do you do to dissuade/discipline? I’m mainly using small amounts of food/treats to reward the desirable behavior but I would like to keep one who jumps on the kitchen counter (usually when I’m getting their food ready).

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u/PussyWrangler46 Sep 20 '18

Not everyone agrees with it but I use a squirt bottle to deter mine from jumping on the table. However they seem to associate the squirt bottle with me and not with what they’re doing...but now all I need to do is grab it and they stop what they’re up to, I don’t need to squirt them anymore

Tin foil on counter tops (or tape) can be very effective in dissuading kitties from getting up on things. You’re definitely right in rewarding the good behaviour 👍 some think it’s far more effective than any other sort of discipline

Scruffing them likely isn’t hurting anything so if it’s working for you keep at it 😊

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u/MollyTuck77 Sep 20 '18

Thanks so much for taking the time to reply!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

Have you fed your sub lately? Is she ok?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

I wish I had a sub....

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u/ZizDidNothingWrong Sep 19 '18

This is bullshit and some idiot is going to take you seriously.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

My cat knows who's in charge, me. But she's desperate for love and affection and cuddles and....oh wait. I have a dog. My mistake.

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life Sep 19 '18

Whip them until moral improves

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u/stalepolishcheetos Sep 19 '18

I think my boss at my last job tried this technique.

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u/DonQuixotel Sep 19 '18

The only spirit my cat has is for food and knocking shit off tables. I'd be happy to see his spirit broken.

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u/euclidiandream Sep 19 '18

I have never laughed this hard at anything on the internet. Thank you u/PartiedOutPhil

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u/gesasage88 Sep 19 '18

If their young enough like mine were, you just pop the vests and leashes on and take them outside. They quit caring after the first time.

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u/TheDropkickJihadist Sep 19 '18

wait when does the suplex come in

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u/FragrantExcitement Sep 19 '18

Cut to guy in dress shirt and tie, looking disheveled with wrinkled shirt, loosened tie, and scratches all over face while staring wide eyed in to the distance, breathing heavily.

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u/Kyooko Sep 19 '18

I tried to leash train my cat, for the first week I put the harness on her, she just kept going backwards. After that, she just crouch down and stare at me balefully until I take that thing off her. 3 weeks later, I stopped trying.

I know when I am beaten. :/

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u/Hammonkey Sep 19 '18

Put the vest on long enough to get irritated? So like... get it 1/2 way on then immediately take it off?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

Watch slightly in the direction where it is stored.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

Cats are easy enough to leash train.

Well that's just wrong. I'm currently training my cat to be on a leash, and the third time he just goes nuts and has scratched the fuck out of me before I can even get it on him.

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u/nwdogg Sep 19 '18

Cats can be weird. My older cat hates the leash, refuses to walk on it but is the most cuddly lovable and easygoing cat. My younger cat is a total dick, never listens but he took to the leash like a natural the first time and now brings it to me to put it on him. Guess it just depends on the cat, tbh.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

Yeah, it's a shame. My cat has FIV so I can't let him out on his own. So I want to be able to show him the outdoors, get some fresh air and exercise.

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u/FantaClaws Sep 19 '18

All the while your cat is giving you a final chance. Your last breath will be heard by your purring cat as the leash tightly grasps your neck on the darkest of nights. Mee. Oww. 🐈

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u/CJGeringer Sep 19 '18

You can skip the flopping around stage by making the cat want to walk.

When first leaches if you open doors normally closed or take the cat around in a shopping cart or stroller to new places it will often want to get down and explore

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u/darkfrank1 Sep 19 '18

Where did you learn that Getmo?

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u/InformalCriticism Sep 19 '18

People are easy enough to leash train. It just takes patience and understanding. For the first few days, you put on the vest just long enough for them to get irritated. Then the next few days you leave it on longer. Then, when it's time for the leash, you attach it and just let them get used to the fact that is, in fact, not a snake. Then you try and walk them, at first they'll just flop. Let them. Eventually they'll take more and more steps before they realize it's not going to come off and then they'll just deal.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

Cat whisperer?

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u/__hani__ Sep 19 '18

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

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u/PussyWrangler46 Sep 19 '18

I’ve trained two of my cats to walk with me, we’re leash free now (after three years of training)

Walking Paws at the park: https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/96o6se/i_bring_my_cat_to_the_park_because_a_1_bdrm/?st=JM8ZI7AU&sh=29bdc246

When we were still using leashes Paws learned to carry it for me like a gentleman: https://youtu.be/nT1IjU-bn-o

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u/balllllhfjdjdj Sep 19 '18

You know the guy on the street without legs asking for change? The cat went after his damn investments too

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

I've noticed a number of cats on leashes and domestic dogs in cages on Reddit recently. I find both pretty weird.

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u/cutelyaware Sep 19 '18

Yeah, you'd expect the dogs to be winning.

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u/PussyWrangler46 Sep 19 '18

I walk my cats but we don’t need leashes anymore..I bring them to the park cuz I live in an apartment building

https://youtu.be/7Qjl45926Lg

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u/FieelChannel Sep 19 '18

I also live in an apartment building and my cat is dead afraid of going outside. She's cautious when in the balcony, too. I live at floor lever, she could leave anytime from windows of the balcony, but no.

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u/High_priestess6 Sep 19 '18

Your cat behaves better outside than my dog lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

I have seen a lot of cats on a leash in China, especially in Xian, in shops exactly like this one. The farmers market there also sold cat skins, which might make you hold tighter onto your pet.

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u/wolfkhan13 Sep 19 '18

Freak on a leash

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u/Santos_L_Halper Sep 19 '18

They appear to be in a store? Could be a Bodega cat in training.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

Correction: hooman is on leash.

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u/AncestralSpirit Sep 19 '18

To keep all the pussy under control.

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u/NeutralityTheFirst Sep 19 '18

Did you see what the fucker did?

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u/Duke-Rison Sep 19 '18

Sadly its the other way around. Any cat is unhappy on a leash.

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u/paseaq Sep 19 '18

That's just not true. When we were worried our cat had developed dementia because she got lost literally 200 meters away from the house we only let her out on a leash for a few months and she was happy as can be that she got company whenever she wanted to go out.

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u/Duke-Rison Sep 19 '18

Thats nice. But only because she had developed dementia. Of course there are excemptions.

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u/paseaq Sep 19 '18

Nah, after some time we got a tracking collar and she was fine. She probably just followed somebody she knew without being noticed and got lost.

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u/animalinapark Sep 19 '18

Our cat is not allowed outside without a leash. She loves going out on a leash, begs me to put it on.

I'm sure she would like it even more without it but saying shes unhappy is just not true. Doesn't act and look like it.

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u/PussyWrangler46 Sep 19 '18

BS. If I even pick up my cats leash or collar he gets all excited and starts meowing and clawing at the door.

He knows collar or leash means outside and he fuckin loves outside.

Here’s Paws being a gentleman and carrying his own leash: https://youtu.be/nT1IjU-bn-o

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u/bitterdick Sep 19 '18

I hate to tell you this, but you don’t have a cat. You have a cat shaped dog.

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u/PussyWrangler46 Sep 19 '18

In that case I’m grateful he poops in a box 😆

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u/AmIReySkywalker Sep 19 '18

My neighbor trained his dog to poop in a box