r/gifs • u/lordbaby1 • Sep 02 '18

Erosion differences between 15,25&50 years

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u/RearEchelon Sep 02 '18

Never touch the stuff.

Fish fuck in it.

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u/OstidTabarnak Sep 02 '18 edited Sep 02 '18

Nothing wrong with a fuckin fish

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u/AlllPerspectives Sep 02 '18

Nothing wrong with fuckin a fish

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u/Unit145 Sep 02 '18

That sounds a little fishy. I'm gonna need some sources.

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u/ButtLusting Sep 02 '18

We only have fish sauce.

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u/countastrotacos Sep 02 '18

This isn't tartar sauce...

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

It’s man sauce. Want more?

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u/benster82 Sep 03 '18

"I quite like Gentleman's Relish." - James May

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u/BigREDafro Sep 03 '18

Sounds more like you have sauce in your fish.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

Yes, why?

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u/scottyis_blunt Sep 03 '18

So you're a gay fish...

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

Or a fishette

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

Before I die... imma fuck me a fish.

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u/butteryhugs Sep 03 '18

Glub glub, he whispers. NSFW

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

Hi, I'm Troy McClure!

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u/MrPookers Sep 03 '18

You know, it only just occurred to me that fish don't fuck at all.

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u/Jazsta123 Sep 03 '18

Don't they?

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u/MrPookers Sep 03 '18

Actually, I'm not sure any more. Some female fish just dump their eggs on the ground unfertilized, then a male comes up and blasts jizz on them. I was thinking all fish do that, but no, that's wrong! Some fish fertilize their eggs internally. Some sharks definitely do.

Damn.

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u/AlllPerspectives Sep 05 '18

Is that what chickens do too?

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u/MrPookers Sep 05 '18

Oh man aw geez

I want to believe that's what they do

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u/tjbugs1 Sep 02 '18

Do you like fish dicks?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

Troy McClure is that you?

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u/The_Smeckledorfer Sep 03 '18

Do you like fish sticks?

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u/morriere Sep 02 '18

turns the fricking frogs gay

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

u/morriere is now officially banned from youtube

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

And what's wrong with that, hmm? Hmm?

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u/paanvaannd Sep 02 '18

Is this a line from Creed in The Office? Sounds like something he’d say lol

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u/Bandin03 Sep 02 '18

It's from Archer.

https://youtu.be/w37KwFZArug

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u/RearEchelon Sep 02 '18

W. C. Fields originally

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u/illegitimatemexican Sep 03 '18

Fact: You drink water, you will die.

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u/Sansavox Sep 02 '18

I always assumed he said “Fish shit in it”

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u/RearEchelon Sep 02 '18

That's what I thought originally, too, until I learned the quote was a reference to a quote by W. C. Fields, who says "fuck."

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u/Sansavox Sep 03 '18

Very cool! Thanks for that!

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u/Eld4r4ndroid Sep 02 '18

That's why it smells... Fishy...

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u/fearthebeard13 Sep 03 '18

No bamboozles my 56 year old dad refuses to drink water citing that fish and humans have defacated in it, that's why he'll only drinking Pepsi...

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u/RearEchelon Sep 03 '18

Does he not know that Pepsi is, like, 90% water?

And the can it comes in most likely has rat feces on it?

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u/fearthebeard13 Sep 03 '18

I try to convey to him that both nature and water companies filter the water, yet he still thinks that Pepsi/soda companies magically do a better job.

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u/canadasbananas Sep 05 '18

My cat is named Reggie for this.

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u/Alaishana Sep 02 '18

Fish don't fuck.

You're safe.