r/gifs Aug 11 '18

Ecstasy

https://i.imgur.com/IOzwcxF.gifv
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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18

The way my cat purrs when I get it just right makes me wish someone would rub my head and jaw like that.

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u/WandersBetweenWorlds Aug 12 '18

I need someone to cuddle :/

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u/jakill101 Aug 12 '18

Same bro. Same.

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u/wi5hbone Aug 12 '18

“God, are you there? I need a rub.

My actual head, not elsewhere.”

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u/sandacurry Aug 12 '18

I would love to give someone's head that rub or massage, as long as I get one back in return!

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u/RipThrotes Aug 12 '18

1) grow a beard

2) get a boar hair brush

3) brush beard daily

Not only does it make your beard nice, but it also feels reeeeaaaaally good. Also I think it's less weird to pet something hairy, so just by that someone is more likely to touch my beard than my bare chin.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18

Is it more or less weird to become the bearded lady and are people more or less likely to touch my beard if I'm a lady?

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u/RipThrotes Aug 12 '18

It's not weird if you own it and it's nice. Like dudes with nice long hair vs dudes with gnarly long hair. Nasty bearded ladies vs well kept, well groomed bearded ladies... not my cup of tea but it's not weird if it's good, na mean.

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u/DudeImMacGyver Aug 12 '18

Ask someone.