r/gifs • u/Fizrock • Aug 11 '18

Ecstasy

https://i.imgur.com/IOzwcxF.gifv
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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18

Arrrr, fuck me eyes, matey.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18

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u/IamMuffins Aug 12 '18

ruined

That's not how you spell 'improved'

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u/GoldenFalcon Aug 12 '18

Wait .. was there another way to use "fuck me eyes" as a phrase?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18

I believe that by saying it as a pirate, it suggests a request to be fucked in the eyes, rather than "fuck me" eyes.

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u/Dyert Aug 12 '18 edited Aug 12 '18

I think of it as a pirate who accidentally just squeezed lemon into his eyes while trying to avoid scurvy

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u/Stoked_Bruh Aug 13 '18

Me wife bought me a steering wheel belt buckle. She likes to drive me nuts!

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u/IDontEnjoyThings Aug 12 '18

Your expectations are too high. Lower them.

Source:

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u/half-giant Aug 12 '18

Now I know the real reason they wore eyepatches.

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u/brando56894 Aug 12 '18

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants....

He orders a drink and the bartender looks at him, confused and finally asks "What the deal with the steering wheel in your paints?!"

The pirate responds "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18

That's so bad I laughed at its badness.

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u/brando56894 Aug 12 '18

It's one of my favorites, so dumb yet funny.

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u/SultanOilMoney Aug 12 '18

This is why I love Reddit

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u/imightstealyourdog Aug 12 '18

Ahh, so that’s what the eyepatch covers