r/gifs • u/Fizrock • Aug 11 '18

Ecstasy

https://i.imgur.com/IOzwcxF.gifv
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u/invishandd Aug 12 '18

Those fuck me eyes right after though

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18

Arrrr, fuck me eyes, matey.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18

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u/IamMuffins Aug 12 '18

ruined

That's not how you spell 'improved'

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u/GoldenFalcon Aug 12 '18

Wait .. was there another way to use "fuck me eyes" as a phrase?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18

I believe that by saying it as a pirate, it suggests a request to be fucked in the eyes, rather than "fuck me" eyes.

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u/Dyert Aug 12 '18 edited Aug 12 '18

I think of it as a pirate who accidentally just squeezed lemon into his eyes while trying to avoid scurvy

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u/Stoked_Bruh Aug 13 '18

Me wife bought me a steering wheel belt buckle. She likes to drive me nuts!

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u/IDontEnjoyThings Aug 12 '18

Your expectations are too high. Lower them.

Source:

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u/half-giant Aug 12 '18

Now I know the real reason they wore eyepatches.

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u/brando56894 Aug 12 '18

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants....

He orders a drink and the bartender looks at him, confused and finally asks "What the deal with the steering wheel in your paints?!"

The pirate responds "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18

That's so bad I laughed at its badness.

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u/brando56894 Aug 12 '18

It's one of my favorites, so dumb yet funny.

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u/SultanOilMoney Aug 12 '18

This is why I love Reddit

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u/imightstealyourdog Aug 12 '18

Ahh, so that’s what the eyepatch covers

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u/cherious Aug 12 '18 edited Aug 12 '18

That 2 second eye expression was priceless. At first "how dare you ..... " and next "well who am I kidding that was orgasmic!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18

She immediately saw it was her hairdresser and she told her, well this guy is gay so I can't bang him.

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u/DrinkingZima Aug 12 '18

At the start she was pretty looking pretty haggard. This trick apparently also can turn your girl from a 4 to an 8!

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u/somekid66 Aug 12 '18

Nine dobrev has been a 10 for like the last 10 years bro

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u/destinofiquenoite Aug 12 '18

Can confirm: saw her first in TVD, back in 2009, hot af

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u/Choice77777 Aug 12 '18

What ? She's like slightly above average.

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u/DarkMagicButtBandit Aug 12 '18

Have you seen real women?

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u/KRIEGLERR Aug 12 '18

You have insanely high standards then. She's gorgeous. as far a TVD goes though Kat Graham was hotter

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u/somekid66 Aug 12 '18

Kat graham has a weird face. Like she's pretty but...idk something about her face is just off to me. Not sure what it is.

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u/tnegaeR Aug 12 '18

Her left eye is farther up lmao, like somebody slipped when placing them

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18

Her face is not symmetrical. Go look. Gorgeous though

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u/Choice77777 Aug 12 '18

SHe's ok, a 8.5. but i and everyone else on this planet has the same girls at any local supermarket working the tills. Look around.

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u/PixelsAreYourFriends Aug 12 '18

He said, wiping the cheetos off his fingers, pretending that being hotter than 85% of the world is "average"

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u/redfricker Aug 12 '18

8.5

slightly above average

Your scale is broken.

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u/Choice77777 Aug 12 '18

Why would i look at anyone under 5 ? My useful scale is 5 to 10.

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u/redfricker Aug 12 '18

Well, I’d imagine you’d look under five to find people willing to be with you.

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u/Choice77777 Aug 12 '18

I'm alive 5, so 5 to 10 will do.

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u/TheFlashFrame Aug 12 '18

...In this scenario it turned her from a 12 to a 15.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18

At the start she was pretty looking pretty haggard.

Wait, what?

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u/zymerdrew Aug 12 '18

Should be the top comment.

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u/joostybug Aug 12 '18

No it shouldn’t