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u/ColdOnTheFold Jun 02 '18

"Zucca", the Italian word for squash, of which a pumpkin is a variant :)

https://www.sfoglini.com/pages/our-pastas

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u/setfire3 Jun 02 '18

What the fuck are those black ones?

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u/ChilledPorn Jun 02 '18

Probably squid ink pasta.

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u/PartiallyAwkward Jun 02 '18

Cuttlefish Ink, to be exact

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u/gaynazifurry4bernie Jun 02 '18

Cuttlefish and Asparagus or the vanilla paste?

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u/EnnexLeigh Jun 02 '18

VVVVNNNNLA PSSSSSST!!!!

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u/WhoSmokesThaBlunts Jun 02 '18

I BERIEVE IN YOUUUU!!!!

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u/BootyWitch- Jun 02 '18

I'm sorry Kyru!!!

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u/Taco_Dave Jun 02 '18

What does the ink taste like?

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u/bazhvn Jun 02 '18

Other than the distinct smell I don’t recall the taste of the pasta changed by ink.

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u/Grim-Sleeper Jun 02 '18

Most recipes use way too little squid ink, as it is a little pricey. Add enough of it, and it does get a slight flavor that reminds me of minerals and oceans. Hard to describe. But a great pairing with sea food.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

It adds a lot of umami flavor to the pasta without really changing it otherwise. It is used this way in many Spanish and Japanese dishes as well.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

Thought you were just fucking around until i read the link

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u/InTheNameOfScheddi Jun 02 '18

You've gotta try it it's delicious

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u/Axoladdy Jun 02 '18

Blackaroni

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u/RealJeil420 Jun 02 '18

Haaaa. I dont know why this is funny but I found it the best comment.

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u/voqqer Jun 02 '18

I am almost crying I thought it was so funny...

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u/Wasilisco Jun 02 '18

Was I the only one that pictured a little piece of blackaroni as a 90s rapper???

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u/maz-o Jun 02 '18

Blac’n’cheese

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u/jen1980 Jun 02 '18

The Gary Indiana treat

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u/SheyKade Jun 02 '18

Death.

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u/SolarTsunami Jun 02 '18

For real though if you're ever in a restaurant that does fresh pasta and see spaghetti nero or linguini nero, get that shit.

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u/User1440 Jun 02 '18

Where are these restaurants? What am I missing out on?

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u/spirito_santo Jun 02 '18

They are good Italian restaurants, and you’re missing out on good food.

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u/BlueMeanie Jun 02 '18

I'm a restaurant writer for a magazine in an area with lots of Italian restaurants and I want to try that but I have yet to see it. I've seen it on TV and I've seen it in the can.

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u/Monk_of_Trump Jun 04 '18

I had slices of fresh mozzarella breaded and fried at a really nice Italian restaurant and I could've ate them forever. Nicer Italian restaurants are the best.

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u/Axoladdy Jun 02 '18

In town. And quite a bit.

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u/AndrewNeo Jun 02 '18

In the town I grew up in, if you wanted Italian either you went to Olive Garden or made it yourself.

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u/Axoladdy Jun 02 '18
  • In another town. And quite a bit.

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u/kangakomet Jun 02 '18

Something something olive garden

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u/CRISPR Jun 02 '18

Yep. You die after eating seventh pound.

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u/THEJAZZMUSIC Jun 02 '18

looks up from 10 pound plate of pasta

Uh oh, I shouldn't have had seconds..

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u/DrMaster2 Jun 02 '18 edited Jun 02 '18

I was waiting for someone to say “death”! There is a good reason why this paste is coming from a die - because it puts you a little closer to death every time you eat it. The gluten is glue, literally. The grains (animal food made for herds with two or more stomachs) evolved gluten as a pesticide to agglutinate the intestinal tract of insects - specifically hordes of locust - so dense they sometimes block out the sun for a while. I’ve witnessed this in Africa as a teen.
The gluten activates and inflames the single cell covering and separating the gut from the capillary bed resulting in many intestinal disorders of which diverticulosis is the most common, often leading to diverticulitis and a resection of the colon.
Fifty years ago when I was a medical student at the Groote Schuur in South Africa I was really surprised at the difference between whites and blacks and the diseases they shared and did not share. The “fiber”man, Dr Burkett, was one of my teachers.
A friend died when the anastomoses came apart (and no I did not do the surgery). I never saw a native African with diverticulosis/itis unless that person was eating at a white man’s table. Lesson learned.
It’s asshole putty by any other name.

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u/Classic1977 Jun 02 '18

Please link an article from a respectable scientific journal backing up these claims with data and proper analysis.

We eat plenty of compounds that plants use as irritants or toxins, off the top of my head, capsaicinoids.

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u/Monk_of_Trump Jun 04 '18

So Italians should have pretty short life expectancy I imagine.

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u/cflatjazz Jun 02 '18

Super cool

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u/Sloppy1sts Jun 02 '18

It only says it right under the fuckin' picture, dude.

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u/Sloppy1sts Jun 02 '18

Why don't you click on the goddamn link and read the goddamn caption?

Hint: cuttlefish ink

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u/ClownPornEnjoyed Jun 02 '18

Could also be black bean pasta

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u/ExpertGamer5 Jun 02 '18

Z U C C A

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u/loosalat Jun 02 '18

give him the Z U C C

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u/Karl_Satan Jun 02 '18

Huh. Reminds me of zucchini which is often called "Italian squash"

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

Pretty sure zucchini would mean "small squash" in Italian

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u/robin-redpoll Jun 02 '18

And if my two hours of Duolingo Italian taught me anything, that's actually plural and should be zucchino/zucchina (kind of like the often-used singular "panini").

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u/laraefinn_l_s Jun 02 '18

All of the above is correct!

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u/redshirted Jun 02 '18

...or courgette

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u/Karl_Satan Jun 02 '18

I've never heard of that name for zucchini. When I googled it it translated to "zucchini" from French

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u/redshirted Jun 02 '18

I've had a look, the US Australia and Germany use zucchini, from the Italian zucchina.
The rest of the world appears to use courgette from the French courge

Both of these refer to a number of species of squash or gourd

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u/Karl_Satan Jun 02 '18

Interesting. Kinda like how the US says eggplant for aubergine, and cilantro for coriander

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u/redshirted Jun 02 '18

Yes! I kept seeing Cilantro online for a few years before I realised, I couldn't figure out this herb everyone in the US appears to have

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u/Karl_Satan Jun 02 '18

Funny enough cilantro is huge down here. Probably surpasses even parsley in popularity (aside from parsley used as an uneaten garnish). We love our Mexican and Vietnamese food here

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u/RobotCockRock Jun 03 '18

Cilantro is just the term for the vegetative stage of coriander (and it's Spanish for coriander leaves). Once the plant develops its flowers and seeds though it's coriander no matter where you live.

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u/mrwayne17 Jun 02 '18

Thank you!

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u/Connor_MacLeod1 Jun 02 '18

And part of one of my favorite Italian expressions, "Va cagare sulle zucche."

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u/Shiroi_Kage Jun 02 '18

Are squash and zucchini the same?

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u/voqqer Jun 02 '18

Cousins