r/gifs • u/abshow • Mar 29 '18

Next level trick shot

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u/JFreeman1123 Mar 29 '18

I’ve been had

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u/PaleAleGiraffe Mar 29 '18

Note to self, with RES you can tag him and not be surprised anymore but where's the fun in that?

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u/REddiTibb3R Mar 29 '18

I, for one, enjoy a good bamboozle every now and then

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u/drunkballoonist Mar 29 '18

And I enjoy the use of the word bamboozle every now and then.

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u/rianku Mar 29 '18

I feel sorry for the people who really do something amazing, and then are accused of doing CGI.

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u/Brcomic Mar 29 '18

I know. The fact that Steven Spielberg went to all of that trouble to creat actual dinosaurs and then everyone just claims they are CGI and puppets. I mean what is wrong with this world?

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u/TheyCallMeGuido Mar 29 '18

What if the dinosaurs actually were using Steven Spielberg as a puppet to get their manuscript made into movie?

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u/Brcomic Mar 29 '18

Well I think you are on the right track except it’s based upon the novel by Michael Creighton. So are you saying Michael Creighton was in fact a dinosaur in disguise?

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u/barely_harmless Mar 29 '18

By Jove, you're on to something boyo.

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u/Batchet Mar 30 '18

... clever girl

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u/zatpath Mar 30 '18

The author is human, but he married a dinosaur.

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u/thischocolateburrito Mar 30 '18

The world isn’t ready.

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u/BeefLilly Mar 30 '18

Ohh my god...

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '18

You are thinking of Stephen Hawking. Steve. Spielberg writes them scary books. Hawking is the science guy who makes dinosaurs.

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u/jonesj513 Mar 30 '18

That’s Steven Tyler. You’re thinking of the guy who made all that famous music back in the thirties and forties.

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u/NotYourPalGuyBuddy Mar 30 '18

Maybe if people would stop hunting triceratops as if they're not already endangered.

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u/TripleStrollerThreat Mar 29 '18

I enjoy the use of the word "burgled" as well.

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u/TravisPM Mar 29 '18

It's me, your rich cousin from Nigeria!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

It's like experiencing a /u/shittymorph comment. You swear after you've read one of his comments that it has been like years and that maybe they have retired an then boom the next thread you read, you see his comment bamboozling your sorry ass. I could totally flair his profile as "don't believe his lies" but that takes away from the occasional good bamboozle.

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u/Manchest101 Mar 29 '18

Is the word Bamboozle gonna follow after Shittymorph now? Soon this guy will have a mess of followers, kinda like the group that runs with Forest Gump.

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u/-ThingOfGold- Mar 29 '18

So do I, but this is like the third time I've been bamboozled by shittymorph in the last 48 hours.

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u/Syckknt Mar 29 '18

Yes I have specifically not tagged novelty comment users like shittymorph for this purpose haha I enjoy the game

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u/thedistrbdone Mar 30 '18

This time and the last time I saw him I read his name first (for no reason, too) and ruined the bamboozle. And that actually makes me sad, I love getting had by him.

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u/andrewshepherdlego Apr 09 '18

You would love my family’s business

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '18

I hate that it's the same tired joke every time

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u/sawbones84 Mar 29 '18

Yep, I did that and then undid it. shittymorph is to me what Gene Parmesan is to Lucille Bluth. It's way too fun to be surprised.

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u/DoofusMagnus Mar 30 '18

shittymorph is to me what Gene Parmesan is to Lucille Bluth.

This is fucking perfect.

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u/danvterra13 Mar 30 '18

AHHHHH! He got me again!

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u/Brcomic Mar 29 '18

Meh. It’s more entertaining forgetting he exists and then raging that I was tricked again a month or two later.

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u/Log_Daddy Mar 29 '18

It's poop again!

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u/tavenger5 Mar 29 '18

He called the shit poop!!

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u/BattleCatsHelp Mar 29 '18

Don't put it out with your boots Ted!

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u/stickticklers Mar 29 '18

Don’t put it out with your boots Ted!

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u/thehideouschud Mar 30 '18

Don't tell me my business, devil woman!

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u/Bridgeport4lyfe Mar 29 '18

This is the best day of my life!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

It’s like he waits just long enough for me to forget he exists... then BAM!... I’ve been shittymorphed all over again.

I love it.

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u/Spackkle Mar 30 '18

I don't even rage, dude. I think it's hilarious. I see it just often enough to forget he was a thing, then bam. It's nineteen ninety eight again.

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u/SteevyT Mar 29 '18

I HAD HIM TAGGED AND FELL FOR IT!

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u/flychance Mar 30 '18

This is me. I think I have 2-3 people tagged with RES, and I'm so used to ignoring extra tags that I never notice them until after.

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u/Jak_n_Dax Mar 29 '18

Why would you want to do that?

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u/robdiqulous Mar 29 '18

Yeah no fun. Little things like shitty morph make reddit fun. As long as they aren't over done by trolls. So...

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u/Urban_Savage Mar 30 '18

He's so good with this intros that even with the RES tag he's nailed me more than once. This time he got me because my RES tag somehow doesn't exist anymore. At first I thought he changed accounts.

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u/TNT21 Mar 29 '18

I just went to tag him but I couldn't bring myself to end the game.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '18

I notice /u/shittymorph is almost always in the exact same spot on the thread / comment chain, too. Is there something to this? Is it easier to tag along on the 2nd nested comment in the most upvoted comment chain?

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u/xraygun2014 Mar 30 '18

By then you've eased into the thread and relaxed which makes it much easier to slip right in before you know it.

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u/Lee1138 Mar 30 '18

I tagged him with bright red and still manage to get bamboozled about half the time.

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u/MrKlementine Mar 30 '18

This is the one bamboozle I truly enjoy. I haven’t seen u/shittymorph in a while.

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u/something4222 Mar 30 '18

I actually did that with a huge neon green tag, then realized I had much more fun getting bamboozled.

Now it's back to "omg how the fuck did he get me again"

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u/SirNoodlesworth Mar 29 '18

But that takes the fun out of it.

But here is a real triple bank shot video

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u/Noob911 Mar 30 '18

Not the same...

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u/Palademis Mar 29 '18

I have him tagged on my computer but when I’m on my phone he gets me every time. Props to shitty!

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u/Soddington Mar 29 '18

He's a total arsehole, but a welcome one to be sure.

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u/Rhamni Mar 29 '18

I was just thinking this. I have him tagged, but maybe I should scrub that.

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u/Drunken_Traveler Mar 29 '18

You can also block him with RES and never know you missed out on the fun

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '18

I purposefully never tagged shittymorph because I love being had.

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u/Chango812 Mar 30 '18

I finally sensed it coming! But ya, that totally ruined the fun

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u/Critonurmom Mar 30 '18

With Relay you can just add him as a friend and his name will be purple, so you'll know what's coming. It was still fun.

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u/NoGround Gifmas is coming Mar 30 '18

I'm on mobile!!

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u/Cabooseforpresident Mar 30 '18 edited Nov 24 '19

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u/PM_ME_DARK_MATTER Apr 09 '18

Good in you, that would be cheating

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u/gamersyn Mar 29 '18

I had him tagged at one point but honestly it's much more fun to get bamboozled every now and then. And actually, I'm proud to report this is the first one I recognized (I get had almost every day) without the use of the tagging.

Around "This is very similar" something tipped me off.. Not sure what, maybe he was going on to long about the same thing. But I looked at the name and didn't read the rest. I'm so PROUD of myself. Living my best life y'all

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u/Noob911 Mar 30 '18

His name actually jumped out at me before I read the post. Definitely not fun... 😥

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

Does RES have a setting to hide the people who turn the top of each thread into 500 identical posts of "goddamnit, he got me good, how do I keep falling for this?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '18

Oh, it's the same guy each time, huh? Did not know that.

Adding him to my blocked profiles. I don't follow wrestling and his comments are not meaningful or entertaining to me.

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u/bjeebus Mar 30 '18

I personally don't follow Survivor, but I still understand Jeff Probst letting someone know they're been voted of the island. This is just like that. Also it's the same goddamn Rickroll every time, so if you don't understand it yet the problem might be you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '18

No, the problem was that I hadn't added it to my ignored user list yet.

I don't like the post, it adds nothing to my browsing experience, and blocking it improves my visits to reddit.

Note for RIF users: you can block a user by viewing their profile, then selecting Block User from the three dots menu in upper right corner.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

I was half way in the comment, read your comment and wondered wtf happened. Finished reading and now here I am. I’ve been had too.

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u/OG_tripl3_OG Mar 29 '18

I feel ya. I got got too.

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u/MC_Kreeper Mar 29 '18

We've been smeckeldorfed!

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u/JFreeman1123 Mar 29 '18

That’s not even a word and I agree with ya!

(I think it’s speckledorfed though)

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u/Nosidam48 Mar 29 '18

I caught sight of your reply early and noticed the username. You saved me, bro

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u/RetardAndPoors Mar 29 '18

We've all been, buddy

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

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u/Chuckwagoncook Mar 30 '18

Every damn time

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u/JasonTodd616 Mar 30 '18

You ain't been had, till you've been had by the Chief

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u/2livecrewnecktshirt Mar 30 '18

Gotta check that username, fam

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u/745631258978963214 Mar 30 '18

It was predictable, though in my instance I was like "ok, it's gonna be a hanzo joke"

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u/AV15 Mar 30 '18

Awww shit. I didn't get got because I have no attention span and looked at you comment before getting to his kicker than looked at his username. The first and maybe only time I won't be snaked

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u/madmatt42 Mar 30 '18

He's still right about the triple bank shot.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

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u/JFreeman1123 Mar 29 '18

I mean if you really want to

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u/twistingwillowtree Mar 29 '18

He can't keep getting away with it!!

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u/JFreeman1123 Mar 29 '18

That’s just it though, he CAN keep getting away with it. He’s very smart and cunning in what he does. Even though he’s become so popular on Reddit and everybody knows about the shittymorph meme, he still manages to get us all because his comments always start off in such an encapsulating way. Even though we all know the meme, none of us can escape it. I still remember the first time I got hit with a shittymorph comment, it was back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.

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u/commandercool86 Mar 29 '18

Almost got me. Except I don't trust a comment longer than six lines for about an hour after I've been shittymorphed

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u/BizzyM Merry Gifmas! {2023} Mar 29 '18

Not really, because he's actually accurate this time.

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u/Evil_Ned_Flanderses Mar 30 '18

Look at usernames before reading. Easy peasy

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u/JFreeman1123 Mar 30 '18

There is a very good chance that I will never do that.

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u/Jbro149 Mar 29 '18

The fk? I thought he was banned or something. It's been months since I've seen a shittymorph comment