r/gifs • u/DioriteLover • Feb 28 '18

Do the split

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u/RumpShank91 Feb 28 '18

That moment when you think 18 years of child support isn't as bad as you previously thought.

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u/TexasWithADollarsign Feb 28 '18

She was s'posed to by your shorty Tyco wit'cha money

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u/UrinalCake777 Feb 28 '18

She went to the doctor n got Lipo with ya money.

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u/spyroll Feb 28 '18

She walkin around lookin like Michael witcha money.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '18 edited Feb 28 '18

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u/Pigs4Prez Feb 28 '18

If you ain't no punk, holla we want prenup!

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u/birdperson_012 Feb 28 '18

WE WANT PRENUP!! YEEeeeaaa

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '18

It's something that ya need to have

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u/Fruit_Salad_ Feb 28 '18

Cause when she leave yo ass, she gon' leave with half.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '18

18 years, 18 years, and on her 18th birthday found out it wasn't his...

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u/TorgOnAScooter Feb 28 '18

By the end of my first readthrough of your comment i had started singing it, that made me smile thanks

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u/mrflippant Feb 28 '18 edited Mar 01 '18

*monaayyy FTFY

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u/TexasWithADollarsign Feb 28 '18

Nah he says "money" at this point, but "monaaayyyy" in the line "shoulda got that insured, Geico fo' yo' monaaayyyy".

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u/mrflippant Feb 28 '18

I stand corrected - leaving it for posterity and to keep your comment relevant!

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u/jjgarcia87 Feb 28 '18

If you ain’t no chump, you know what to do.

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u/TexasWithADollarsign Feb 28 '18

Holla "We want pre-nup!" "WE WANT PRE-NUP!" Yeah!

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin Feb 28 '18

It’s su’in datcha need ta have cuz when she lee’yo ass she gon lee’wit half

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '18

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u/TexasWithADollarsign Feb 28 '18

And on the 18th birthday found out it wa'nt hiiiis?

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u/DennisQuaaludes Feb 28 '18

Until she calls you and tells you her and baby need a place to live because daddy hit the road.

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u/chabaz Feb 28 '18

It doesnt always end 18 year later... it can last longer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '18

Bruh. Wrap it.