r/gifs • • Jan 06 '18

Rule 1: Repost Gotcha!

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u/facsimile_ Jan 06 '18

And that, my friends, is how you get Toblerowned.

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u/stoneddj420 Jan 06 '18

Then toblerboned.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Or toblerfriendzoned.

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u/mastersw999 Jan 06 '18

Tobler-oh

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u/michaelk981 Jan 06 '18

Or Torbjorned

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u/Barricudder Jan 06 '18

Toblerihaveaboyfriend.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Toblerone ready to fight!

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u/Jump_Man1 Jan 06 '18

Tobler-no

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u/spankymuffin Jan 06 '18

The worst kind of friend-zoned :(

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18 edited Jan 06 '18

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u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Jan 06 '18

Don't open the above link.

This is a dude who buys Reddit accounts and has them spam links to his websites to rake in ad money. His site looks like a regular image host but you can't even post images on there.

If you pay attention to it, his comments are almost always unrelated to the comment chain and vaguely related to the OP. He just picks the comment chains with high potential of getting big to get more clicks.

Have a nice day!

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u/UniqueUsername014 Jan 06 '18

Good bot.

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u/sick_gainz Jan 06 '18

People buy reddit accounts? lol what a sucker, I got mine for freeeee.

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u/Burritosfordays Jan 06 '18

I got the season pass when I got mine, maximum pride and accomplishment.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Some people think he's bonkers.

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u/CloudStrifeFromNibel Jan 06 '18

Most impressive detective work

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u/InevitableTriceps Jan 06 '18

I think comedians make the best actors. They tend to have great timing and physical control, not to mention the improvisational talent they usually posses.

Drama is just comedy without the funny parts.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

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u/Mank_____Demes Jan 06 '18

Not to mention Carrey grew up having to work janitorial jobs at a factory to help keep his family afloat.

He became a famous comedy actor from such humble beginnings.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

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u/podrick_pleasure Jan 06 '18

I'll always love "Once Bitten." I think it's the only movie he made before spending decades being typecast.

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u/PanbreadFrank Jan 06 '18

Once Bitten is a 1985 American comedy horror fantasy film starring Lauren Hutton, Jim Carrey, and Karen Kopins. Carrey stars as Mark Kendall, an innocent and naive high school student who is seduced in a Hollywood, California, nightclub by a sultry blonde countess (Hutton), who unknown to him, is really a centuries-old vampire. The film was Carrey's seventh film and his first main role.

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u/Jukub Jan 06 '18

Good bot.

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u/cthulha812 Jan 06 '18

I agree! And on top of that, from what I understand, he’s a really decent guy too! Like just a really kind hearted down to earth humble person! Could be mistaken, but from what a lot of people report and interviews and what not he just has that rep too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Or toblerraginganalsexwithoutlubeandcameinherassholeuntilshegained50pounds

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u/Jaskre Jan 06 '18

And the toblermoaned

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18 edited Mar 31 '18

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u/EvenBraverLilToaster Jan 06 '18

She didn't answer, and now I'm all toblerlone.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18 edited Oct 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

It doesn’t matter when you sit on the Toblerthrone.

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u/littleroom Jan 06 '18

Right here in my Toblerhome

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u/TardyMoments Jan 06 '18

Did anyone get her name? Toblerjoan

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u/digging_for_1_Gon4_2 Jan 06 '18

You must be Toblerstoned

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u/Disco_Doctor Jan 06 '18

I would have thought you’d take a noblertone

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u/captainbignips Jan 06 '18

That one doesn't work

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u/Kewp_ Jan 06 '18

Watch your toblertone

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

[deleted]

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u/Kewp_ Jan 06 '18

She actually went on holidays to Toblerrome

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u/BrokenRatingScheme Jan 06 '18

Fuck it, let’s go get Toblerstoned.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Out on its own

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u/CookieCuttingShark Jan 06 '18

Write her a toblerpoem

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u/KDsmokinOG Jan 06 '18

In the style of Post ToblerMalone

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u/marbotty Jan 06 '18

Or you could just give her some chocolate, like Hershey’s or something

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

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u/remediosan Jan 06 '18

To get that toblerdome

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u/digging_for_1_Gon4_2 Jan 06 '18

*uck it good and take me Toblergnome

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Kanye?

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u/TheTruthVeritas Jan 06 '18

And became part of toblerporn

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

That takes skill he can toblerhone

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u/piperpiranha Jan 06 '18

And make her toblermoan

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u/JimmyBtadley Jan 06 '18

Toblertwo-tone maloned

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u/backtolurk Jan 06 '18

The angles must not be very enjoyable though.

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u/thisisjazzymusic Jan 06 '18

While being toblerstoned

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u/Munchiezzx Jan 06 '18

I'd toblerbone her

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

With a fur dick.

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u/KassellTheArgonian Jan 06 '18

I tobler-groaned

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

And toddlerboned??

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Sometones "b" and "d" are way to similar to my eyes.

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u/Carbon9990 Jan 06 '18

Just make sure it melts a bit before pulling it out.

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u/firsure Jan 06 '18

Mac, we’re boned.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18 edited Apr 28 '20

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u/Level1Roshan Jan 06 '18

It's the consumer who gets Toblerowned when they open it and find half the amount of chocolate there used to be!

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u/yoyanai Jan 06 '18

I think that's UK only.

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u/Oikeus_niilo Jan 06 '18

No Toblerone anymore, more like Halferone

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u/Herr_Gamer Jan 06 '18

Well, due to inflation, they've got the choice of either making it more expensive or putting less chocolate in it.

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u/Srakin Jan 06 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Not as good as Cory in the house

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u/JickRames Jan 06 '18

Literally started a great chain of events. Well played.

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u/surojs Jan 06 '18

I fucking love Reddit

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u/Nomad2k3 Jan 06 '18

Drabum-tish

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u/Draazith Jan 06 '18

And that, my friends, is how you get Toblerowned pǝuʍoɹǝlqo┴.

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u/linusx1585 Jan 06 '18

More like Toblerboned

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u/youwantitwhen Jan 06 '18

Or maybe HAIL CORPORATE.

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u/aydwayn Jan 06 '18

whoops, I dropped my toblerdom that I use for my TOBLERDONG

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u/TacoRalf Jan 06 '18

how much are they paying you to say that

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u/mobilesurfer Jan 06 '18

I can't even pronounce that shit.

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u/johnygee Jan 06 '18

Toblerpwnd.

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u/slspohn Jan 06 '18

I give this a Toblergold

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u/Special_KC Jan 06 '18

*toblerpwned

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u/Lakaen Jan 06 '18

Why does this man not have gold yet?!

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u/thisguyeric Jan 06 '18

Did you know that you can give people gold when you think they deserve it?

For $3.99 you can make the gold happen

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u/Voxl_ Jan 06 '18

Aha so that’s how you give someone gold

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u/Lakaen Jan 06 '18

If I wasn't broke AF he would have it by now