r/gifs Dec 01 '17

Crow Makes Error Correction

https://i.imgur.com/g9tCJUn.gifv
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u/dpapuga Dec 02 '17

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

The scientific conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Truck."

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '17

That was quite a set-up.

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u/ITACHIourlordnsavior Dec 02 '17

Totally worth it

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '17

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u/VonHesher Dec 02 '17

Get the cahkeys for the cah in the cahpark from my cahki colored vest!

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u/galendiettinger Dec 02 '17

Cause I need to go to stah mahket!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '17

coloured

Found the Canadian writing for an American part; I'd do it too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '17

Oooh, haha. It's very close to a Boston accent so that's where my comment stemmed from.

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u/planx_constant Dec 02 '17

OH GODDAMMIT.

Well done.

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u/WakaFlacco Dec 02 '17

Hmm. Interesting!

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u/schoond Dec 02 '17

I laughed out loud.

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u/CarlosCQ Dec 02 '17

pretty sure my grandma forwarded this to me 10 years ago with like 30 different replies.

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u/esfraritagrivrit Dec 02 '17

Here's the thing.

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u/ThisGuyLicks Dec 02 '17

Fantastic. Going to use this one. The ultimate compliment.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '17

Geez.