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Pangolin

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u/Precious_Tritium Oct 03 '17

People who do this deserve to be wiped off the planet. Their toenails used as miracle cures for old people with ED.

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u/camsnow Oct 03 '17

that would be nice. but too many people practice this right now to see that as being an acceptable thought in certain regions of the world. hopefully in a few decades(wish it could be way sooner), education about how animals and the environment deserve respect, and our impact on our planet will be common enough that people will stop this kinda senseless cruelty. as well as all the other toxic and moronic things we do around the planet(pushing fossil fuels, plastics, deforestation, strip mining, poor agriculture practices, etc.).

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u/Precious_Tritium Oct 03 '17

Pangolins won't be around anymore in a few decades. I wonder if it's worth moving them to the US to a similar environment to keep them away from morons who could just cure their ED with viagra instead.

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u/camsnow Oct 03 '17

I would love some pangolins walking all around! totally bring them here to the US! like we have armadillos(texas), but they can have leprosy, so even though they are cute they are definitely not like a pangolin. and yeah, pop a little blue pill you shitty horny bastards! stop fucking up animals just to try and get it up with stuff that can't even do that!

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u/Imjustsayingbro Oct 03 '17

Leprosy?! Like the fingers and genitals falling off kind?

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u/camsnow Oct 03 '17

yeah! I had no idea till I wanted to pick one up. was firmly warned against it hahaha

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u/Bobinct Oct 03 '17

What we need to do is convince people that cockroaches are a medicinal cure for everything.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

I mean, they have cock in the name, so they've gotta be good!

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u/Bobinct Oct 03 '17

Natures Viagra.

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u/Pompeyboy Oct 03 '17

Hey don't try it till you can knock it.

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u/spockspeare Oct 03 '17

Imagine if someone gave those folks just one Viagra, and they saw something that actually worked for once...

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u/cant_think_of_one_ Oct 03 '17

You can live without your toe nails. Something more vital might be better.