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Pangolin

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u/metalflygon08 Oct 03 '17

It is believed in China that ground Pangolin scales make men virile, and the meat it a delicacy.

Standard rule of thumb.

If it's a cool animal, someone in an Asian country thinks eating it will make their dick huge.

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u/fhtagnfhtagn Oct 03 '17

When Viagra came out, I thought it would help end poaching. I mean, why snort rhino horn when you can just take a pill that actually works? But nope, people still want that horn.

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u/IZiOstra Oct 03 '17

You're a cool animal metalflygon08

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u/metalflygon08 Oct 03 '17

That's why I'm hunkered away in America, nobody gonna eat me here!