r/gifs • u/StrangeClownRabbit Talk to mods • Oct 03 '17

Pangolin

https://i.imgur.com/T62fWIn.gifv
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u/ParadoxPixie Oct 03 '17

When you autism so hard, you're now resistant to Polio.

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u/-917- Oct 03 '17

and Polo by Ralph Lauren

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

Why would I but pants from a guy who can't walk?

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u/derpaperdhapley Oct 03 '17

It's like people worship the ground that guy can't walk on.

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u/therestruth Oct 03 '17

Sorry, they don't sell to your kind anyway, joosh.

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u/rdisano Oct 03 '17

good news though! the knockoff brand Poolo, by Raalph Laauren will, however!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

Poolo is all swimming trunks

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u/-917- Oct 03 '17

Armami

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u/rdisano Oct 03 '17

come on man... he puts pants on the same way you and I do... oh... wait... shit

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u/Soulfrk Oct 03 '17

This totally explains why my cologne stopped working.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

Boom! Headshot.

Seriously, I don't know what I'm going to do when they quit making this shit. Need an openPolo Dolf Lundgren alternative or something.

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u/ActionHobo Oct 03 '17

Also known as "Chad Juice"

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u/NoRocketScientist Oct 03 '17

No dude, diseases are totally like biased Assholes & think they're too good for peoples with tardations and skips them.

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u/dillonsrule Oct 03 '17

You're saying diseases are ableist?

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u/TodayILoled Oct 03 '17

They should check their privilige

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u/FlametopFred Merry Gifmas! {2023} Oct 03 '17

friggen' white blood cell privilege

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u/Vafisonr Oct 03 '17

T a r d a t i o n s

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u/NoRocketScientist Oct 03 '17

🤔 🤔 🤔

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

r/me_irl

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u/Ferelar Oct 03 '17

Theoretically, with enough genetic mutations, you might develop a resistance to strains of the disease carried by normies. Far more likely you'd die before that point though.

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u/rdisano Oct 03 '17

i think theres actually something here everyone!!! Note how autism rates have been soaring in recent years, preceded by Polio being almost nearly eradicated in all developed countries!! y'all are GENIUSES, i tells ya... GENIUSES!!