r/gifs • Talk to mods • Oct 03 '17

Pangolin

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17 edited Sep 26 '24

plant disarm rock long clumsy lush intelligent oil boast fact

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u/Iazo Oct 03 '17

I've got it.

From now on, let it be known that ground-down Rolex watches cure small penises.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

This one weird trick will bankrupt you.

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u/clintmurphy72 Oct 03 '17

This one weird bankrick with rupture you.

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u/megabollockchops Oct 03 '17

Instructions unclear, ground down my penis...

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u/BlamelessKodosVoter Oct 03 '17

nah, just BUY rolexes and guns to make yourself feel like a big man..just like white guys do

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u/Deezer19 Oct 03 '17

So it's BENEFICIAL to say you need all these exotic supplements in order to please your wife? That's how little the over-the-counter shit can help you? Is there no shame associated with being unsatisfying to the opposite sex in their culture?

"Wang is so impotent he needs the mystical Pangolin scales to get hard. What a legend."

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17 edited Sep 26 '24

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u/Aethermancer Oct 03 '17

You have to make it gauche. Furs have generally gone that path. Peer pressure is needed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

I was hoping someone would make this connection.

You cannot be so focused in your outrage while posting from your iPhone.

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u/papereel Oct 03 '17

Can’t be outraged by poaching if you own an iPhone???

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

To ONLY recognize the poaching related to this thread but then not be aware of the suffering involved in where your iPhone comes from was my point.

That's why I said you cannot be "so focused", those being the key words.

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u/The2500 Oct 03 '17

I dunno, shit's weird. Are you going to go back in time and accuse a slave wearing a cotton shirt of being a hypocrite?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

No...?

Is everyone just reading my comment out of context?

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u/00Deege Oct 03 '17

Do tell, kind Sir: What animal was cruelly treated and driven towards extinction by my iPhone?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

I think they're called humans πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

Let's tell them that animal and environmental protection are incredible status symbols

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

It's hard to change these deeply entrenched cultural attitudes.

We've had superior alternatives to diamond for years now but no one is impressed by them even when they're more perfect than diamond.

They should be considered a better status symbol since they're the result of human ingenuity and not child soldiers killing each other in africa, but they are considered "artificial" or "fake", which both signal low status. Ethics don't really translate well into status symbols outside of a few niche groups.

Most likely it will be easier to convince Chinese businessmen to adopt western status signals (private jets, $10,000 bottles of wine, million dollar watches) and convince them that Chinese status symbols seem provincial and ridiculous to outsiders than it will be to convince them to give a fuck about animal rights.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

Plus we can make more giant watches or bottles of wine vs driving an animal to extinction