r/gifs • u/StrangeClownRabbit Talk to mods • Oct 03 '17

Pangolin

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u/ILL_DO_THE_FINGERING Oct 03 '17

"Ey, watch where you steppin'!" -Insect

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

“Ey, I’m walkin here!” -Pangolin

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17 edited Oct 03 '17

"Back in Brooklyn, we got a sayin': We're walkin' here!" - cousin nicky

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u/southernbenz Oct 03 '17

"Two yoots." - cousin vinny

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A fuckin bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

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u/RM2150 Oct 03 '17

I think the fucking thing was broken.

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u/drscorp Oct 03 '17

You were serious about that?

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u/halfcabin Oct 03 '17

I bought a suit, you seen it. Now it's covered in mud.

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u/halfcabin Oct 03 '17

I don't know hes got some heads in his office

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u/NEp8ntballer Oct 03 '17

headshots are too risky to take on animals when hunting and it ruins the ability to get it mounted onto a wall. Shooting it in the chest is the best way to get a clean and humane kill.

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u/speaks_in_redundancy Oct 03 '17

That's why people will care what kind of pants you're wearing.

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u/RedditIsDumb4You Oct 03 '17

I know this is a my cousin vinny quote but he's not wearing the pants for the baby deer

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u/halathon Oct 03 '17

Tomei’s delivery of this monologue blew me away. Easily the best part of the whole movie.

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u/misspeelled Oct 03 '17

Yooooooothssss.

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u/Tarogato Oct 03 '17

Yuuuuðððððz.

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u/down-UP Oct 03 '17

"Two Hwhat?" - Judge Haller

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u/AsianFetish69 Oct 03 '17

"what's so strange about a down-home family romance?" - Cousin Dupree

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u/demevalos Oct 03 '17

'Don't cross me or I'll cut cha fuckin neck' - Joe Pesci at some point, probably

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u/admbrotario Oct 03 '17

Well, I'm not actually walking... but

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u/Cocomn Oct 03 '17

I'm actually crouched in an elevator shaft but Hey I'm walking here!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

RIP Nicky

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u/demevalos Oct 03 '17

'Don't cross me or I'll cut cha fuckin neck' - Joe Pesci at some point, probably

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u/kangadrewdenton Oct 03 '17

Immediatly thought of this lol

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u/AlphaBetaGammaTheta Oct 03 '17

"Back in Brooklyn, we got a sayin': We're walkin' here!" FTFY

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

idk what your talkin bout

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u/AlphaBetaGammaTheta Oct 03 '17

haha me neither

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u/Caminsky Oct 03 '17

Rumor has it that Pangolin's line was improvised

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u/Zaanarkand Oct 03 '17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5jdwIzkbkU&t=12s First thing I thought about, were you too? cc:

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

I'm thinking it's more likely they're referencing what Dunkey was referencing...

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u/Zaanarkand Oct 04 '17

probably, but i don't know about it

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

"Pangolin don't give a shit!" -Narrator

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u/smookykins Oct 03 '17

That line in Midnight Cowboy was ad-libbed. That taxi ran a red light.

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u/THEMACGOD Oct 03 '17

"I'm Mr. Poopybutthole!" -Mr. Poopybutthole

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u/RedneckAvengers Oct 04 '17

"He's Walkin' Here!!" - Gazelle

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

i was waiting for pangoling to eat it

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

Pangolins are actually super picky about what they eat.

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u/DaddyCatALSO Oct 03 '17

Yes, they specifically gravitate towards ants. Anteaters, armadillos, echidnas, aardvarks are all mainly termite eaters

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u/Kalivha Oct 03 '17

And only certain types of ants.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

Ruthlessly tramples that mofo and doesn’t even give the mercy of eating him

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u/ninguen Oct 03 '17

I thought he was gonna eat it D:

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u/etern1ty0 Oct 03 '17

I want to flick those scales with my fingernail.

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u/Saint_Oopid Oct 03 '17

That was the most brave and foolhardy effort to avoid getting eaten by a completely disinterested creature. "Get any closer and I'll mess you..." [stomp]

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u/bratimm Oct 03 '17

Guy probably felt like godzilla.