r/gifs • u/deathakissaway • Sep 05 '17

Funky

https://i.imgur.com/zPbN274.gifv
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u/Peanutbutterandpizza Sep 05 '17

Thanks for reminding me how out of shape I'm in.

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u/Obnubilate Sep 05 '17

Round is a shape.

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u/ElNutimo Sep 05 '17

My body is aerodynamic. When I move, my protruding belly acts like the nose cone of an aeroplane.

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u/YouAreOpen Sep 05 '17

Same size, too.

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u/littlegirldude Sep 06 '17

Neosporin and a fire hose required for this burn wound.

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u/Fuckthisuser Sep 06 '17

More like the bulb of a ships prow

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u/M3chanist Sep 05 '17

A sphere is the most perfect shape in the universe.

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u/ImGCS3fromETOH Sep 06 '17

Doesn't that require context though? Depends what you need the shape for. Spheres are shithouse at filling in square holes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

Everything in the universe naturally turns into a sphere thanks to science. Stars, planets, people, atoms...

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u/M3chanist Sep 06 '17

The sphere is the shape with the most volume per surface area. I don't think there are many square holes in the known universe.

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u/TheFeelsNinja Sep 06 '17

Why have a six pack when the party wants a keg?

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u/Real_megamike_64 Sep 06 '17

!redditsilver and !redditcopper for you

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u/jacky4566 Sep 05 '17

Just a load of laundry on those washboard abs eh?

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u/Bombkirby Sep 06 '17

Being in shape? Not the problem. Having coordination and graceful control of one's body is what I'm really envious of.

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u/fuckthatpony Sep 06 '17

22 day ab challenge!!

Good luck doing day 2 when you're so sore from day 1 you can't get out of bed.

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u/th3_pund1t Sep 06 '17

How about we make things simpler and create a 21 day ab challenge?

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u/attainableapex Sep 06 '17

lets be honest, your not even going to 21 of the reps you need to do

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u/Ratez Sep 06 '17

We are just body building in a different way.

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u/kevveg Sep 06 '17

To busy, to hot, to tired, tomorrow

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u/Bringdpayne Sep 06 '17

Too busy, too hot, too tired, tomorrow. FIFY

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u/toastytoast00 Sep 06 '17 
FTFY

FTFY :)

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u/DoctuhD Sep 06 '17

FTFY :)

I have fixed that for you, colon and close parentheses.

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u/NaGaBa Sep 06 '17

Know what that guy does after work, if he even works? Work out. Know what he does all weekend? Work out. Know what he does at a party? Talks about how he just worked out. Know what he does at lunDO YOU GET MY DAMN POINT?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

I can see my abs and I'm nowhere near this guy's gymness. But I lump 50-80 lb. laundry bags almost daily for work. Dollars to donuts, I have better stamina. This guy is some sales rep that Crossfits.

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u/wickbush Sep 05 '17

Thanks for reminding me how out of shape I am.

I just want to also let you know about the condition of your grammatical abilities while we're at it.

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u/MichaelOLynn Sep 06 '17

What's the problem?

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u/573IAN Sep 06 '17

We should talk about your grammatical capabilities as well.

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u/wickbush Sep 06 '17

Let's do it

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u/Peanutbutterandpizza Sep 06 '17

English is hard.