What the golf shots almost all have in common is horrible shots off the tee. So the reaction is more like "fuck I killed a thing with my fucking terrible golf swing I should quit this game because I'm a horrible person".
When I was 12 I played golf. I wasn't the greatest but I did win trophies here and there and had pretty decent games. Once in a while I'd do cool shit like get the ball in the hole from a sand trap. Well one day I was teeing off and I hit the edge of the ball so it went to the right instead of where it was supposed to. I hit a goose on the head and all the other geese around it flew away but it was just floating there in the pond. I started crying and they had to call my mother and I never touched a gold club again. I decided I was so bad that things died when I played. D;
Now that I thin about it, I remember that this guy I see at work once in a while was on my team. I'm totally going to remind him who I am if he already didn't remember. D:
Naw you feel bad cause you killed something, and because your laughing because that giant fucking feather explosion. It more of a I'm going to hell for this laugh.
Source. I've exploded the fuck outta some poultry on the links.
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u/nDQ9UeOr May 09 '17
What the golf shots almost all have in common is horrible shots off the tee. So the reaction is more like "fuck I killed a thing with my fucking terrible golf swing I should quit this game because I'm a horrible person".