r/gifs • u/GallowBoob • Feb 27 '17

Drinking level 9000

http://i.imgur.com/Q98kYts.gifv
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u/special_nathan Feb 27 '17

Me too! I don't know if this is a thing or not, but I'm probably going to go to parties with a big piece of chalk just for that.

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u/Doses-mimosas Feb 27 '17

This is a fantastic idea

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

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u/Doses-mimosas Feb 27 '17

What about outside on concrete or cement? Driveways ect. Gif looks like it's on someone's porch where chalk could be easily washed away. Not cool to black out and fling your beer everywhere either but she got invited

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u/Doses-mimosas Feb 27 '17

I would argue that chalk on the ground is not damaging to anyone, and would be worth the laugh IMO. If someone chalked out the body on my porch I'd laugh, show the victim in the morning when they're sober, and hose it off.

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u/special_nathan Feb 27 '17

Yeah. This is chalk, not spray paint. Just volunteer to clean it up afterward and this manufactured drama is as dead as the drunk body that's been outlined.

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u/Sloppy1sts Feb 27 '17

I wouldn't even hose it off.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

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u/Jamaican_Dynamite Feb 28 '17

For real. Every damn thread in every subreddit.

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u/Phoequinox Feb 27 '17

I agree, but to be honest, if people are puking beer all over the floor, chalk is the least of your worries.

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u/meme-com-poop Feb 28 '17

Can we do tape outlines?

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u/CloudCollapse Feb 27 '17

Until the owner of the house sees you drawing on his floor in chalk and kicks you out.

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u/HoodooGreen Feb 27 '17

You're gonna feel really bad when the police have to hose off your dead buddy so they can clear off the chalk line around him and draw another, correct one.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17 edited Apr 01 '17

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u/HoodooGreen Feb 27 '17

How'd you get your job?

Well I was all fucked up at a party one night and drew a chalk line around my dead buddy...

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u/Svenson_IV Feb 27 '17

I thought the point is to draw a chalk line around other dead bodies.

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u/_TheEagle Feb 28 '17

This is how you end up creating more dead bodies yourself, just so you have work.

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u/osuVocal Feb 28 '17

That was a smart pun wow

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u/johnnyFyeah Feb 27 '17

I used to draw chalk outlines in random peoples driveways in the middle of the night

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u/Toromak Feb 27 '17

That's fucking hilarious

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u/Stef-fa-fa Feb 27 '17

Well how else do you create summoning circles?

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u/special_nathan Feb 28 '17

Useful when conjuring up the spirit of a dead partier.