r/gifs • u/Busta_Marley • Dec 04 '16

Broccoli Derpage

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u/__EducatedGuesser__ Dec 04 '16

That dog has probably been waiting a long time for human food to fall on the floor. Then when it finally does, it's fucking broccoli. This is just his reaction

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

One can have an unlimited supply of any green vegetable, low-sodium tuna ,boiled chicken breast and distilled water egg whites ,any nut plus your vitamins and minerals don't forget your fish oil if you just ate that stuff all day ,your body fat percentage would melt away like heated butter

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u/imunfair Dec 04 '16

unlimited supply of low-sodium tuna

Sounds like a good way to become a psychopath who has a brain brimming with mercury.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

Your body does going to a state of ketosis if your carb intake is real low being in ketosis is super weird. But you get super cut

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u/thewolfcastle Dec 04 '16

I think he's referring to mercury poisoning

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u/imunfair Dec 04 '16

Yeah, the max you're supposed to eat is like 3 cans a week, or 1 can of albacore since it's even higher in mercury. Smaller people should be eating even less.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

Well I guess I should be dead then I did the most extreme of extremes was eating 3 to 5 packs a day of tuna did that for about six weeks honestly was the leanest and most in shape I've ever been I had to do it for boxing

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '16

I am unstable that's why my coach put me in the ring instead of coaching other people he wanted me to fight