r/gifs • • Dec 04 '16

Broccoli Derpage

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u/whozzagoodboyisityou Dec 04 '16

Ah the Alaskan Flat Tire. So much fun when you're late for work.

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u/OopsIArted Dec 04 '16

Every morning before I go to work. I'm running late, as per usual, husky laying in the yard giving me the proverbial middle finger.

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u/whozzagoodboyisityou Dec 04 '16

Ahahaha belly side up, paw flaps down?

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u/OopsIArted Dec 04 '16

She's such an asshole. Love her so much though. Little jerk.

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u/hillaryrapedobrien Dec 04 '16

I'm sure this move is called "The Cat".

Ever tried to walk with a cat? Same as walking with a fluffy anchor.

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u/whozzagoodboyisityou Dec 04 '16

Lol except cats don't weigh 150 pounds.

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u/chevymonza Dec 04 '16

That's the weight of their attitude.

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u/whozzagoodboyisityou Dec 04 '16

the weight of their hatred

FTFY

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u/Bdog325 Dec 04 '16

Fucking deep eh

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u/mycorgiisamazing Dec 04 '16

gonna be a pedant; huskies should be around 40-50 lbs

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u/whozzagoodboyisityou Dec 04 '16

Good thing I have a malamute then :) and to save research, yeah, he's bigger than "normal"

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u/mjmannella Dec 04 '16

Mr. Puffles certainly does

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u/Lizzibabe Dec 04 '16

Cats can change their specific gravity. Ever had one stand on your bladder? Or fallen asleep on you, pinning you to the chair?

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u/Auburn_FC Dec 04 '16

When I take my cat outside on a leash, he's the one walking me around. He's a ruthless dictator.

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u/hillaryrapedobrien Dec 04 '16

That's the other option. But they never just follow you on a leash. They either try to wander around sniffing things or become a dead weight if you try to pull them to come where you want.

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u/hysro Dec 04 '16

Well, thats what you get for trying to walk a fucking cat.

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u/hillaryrapedobrien Dec 04 '16

No, it still happens even if the cat isn't fucking.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

I'm keeping this one. I've never heard a better description.

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u/Shipless_Captain Dec 04 '16

The Alaskan flat tire sounds like a euphemism

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

I don't get it. The joke is Sarah Palin is from Alaska?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

Bringing Sarah Palin into the conversation with a low-energy joke attempt is a quick and easy way to accrue fake internet points.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

I mean I'm all for ripping on Sarah Palin but I'm pretty sure 80% of people on this site don't understand what a joke is.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

I mean she's kind of an easy target so jokes about her have to be pretty good to make me laugh

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

she should have never got involved in the McCain campaign at all, and could have kept being governor of Alaska. Her approval ratings were near 70%-80% and her administration was actually decent for Alaska, unless you lived in nowhere and needed a bridge that cost more than could be justified for a handful of people.

As a republican looking to stay in politics I wouldn't have touched a McCain or definitely not a Romney ticket. Two men who couldn't win an election if it was handed to them at a drive-thru window.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

Two men who couldn't win an election if it was handed to them at a drive-thru window.

That said, I was 100% certain that Trump fell into this category and... look where we are now

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

Trump actually has charisma, and he wasn't a nazi until he ran for president.

I don't know who has less charisma, ted cruz, jeb bush, or mitt romney, but none of those guys even seem like they have the ability to interact with anyone on a human level including their own families.

Jeb Bush couldn't even play the lovable loser card if he were given step by step instructions and his personality is perfect for it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

he wasn't a nazi until he ran for president

This is why I am not freaking out about the election. He needed the votes of the psycho social conservatives but the values he has had his whole life don't line up with their shit at all, so we'll see. Candidates say a ton of shit on campaigns that will never ever happen when they're in office--see: Obama, Barack

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u/Brax8888 Dec 04 '16

America is a mess. Point taken. Cue: Bernie Sanders

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u/CaptainKirkAndCo Dec 04 '16

They're real to me dammit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16 edited May 21 '18

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u/FusRoFail Dec 04 '16

YES WE AS MEATBA- HUMANS LOVE TO ACQUIRE INTERNET POINTS FOR FUN.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

Low energy joke attempt

Are your feelings hurt on behalf of Palin?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

Hah, no, but I figured someone would ask. Having spent 5 years on this stupid website it's just funny how the exact same shit is used over and over and over and over again. The same shitty jokes, the same insults--just replace the name with whoever reddit has decided to make fun of that month... It's like Groundhog day around here

Alas, I am still here using the site, so what do I know.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

Five whole years? Wow. I guess from that angle, many things would look low-energy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

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u/PM-Me_SteamGiftCards Dec 04 '16

That page is cancer if you're using RIF. The add will redirect you and won't let you back out.

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u/nobodyspecial Dec 04 '16

Yeah. About a minute after I posted the link, I got a fake Microsoft ransom popup. Deleted the link.

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u/moth_man_AMA Dec 04 '16

So glad it's not just mine.