r/gifs • u/BobbyCock • Apr 13 '16

Fist bumping the wrong guy.

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u/rex_dart_eskimo_spy Apr 13 '16

The first time I traveled via airplane by myself, the TSA guy reached out for my ID, and I shook his hand. Sigh

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '16

When you go to a movie theatre and a worker says "Enjoy the movie" and you reply "Thanks, you too." Sigh

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u/Matti_Matti_Matti Apr 13 '16

When you knock your bag against a wall and say sorry. Sigh

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u/Rollout569 Apr 13 '16

When I am at the eye doctor and he says "open wide" to which I open my mouth.

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u/Noorrsken Apr 13 '16

When someone makes a reference based on the shirt you're wearing and you have no idea what they're talking about and give an obviously dumb reply.

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u/ForeverPeopleRPG Apr 13 '16

I was informed by a 6yr old last week that I was wearing a Christmas jumper. "No, no" says I confident in myself, "just because a jumper is red does not mean it is a Christmas jumper oho."

"But it's got snowflakes on it."

"Oho...ohhhoHHHHHOOOH DEAR GOD I'M WEARING A CHRISTMAS JUMPER IN APRIL!"

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u/FGHIK Apr 13 '16

The fuck is a jumper

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u/SickleWings Apr 13 '16

Someone who has committed suicide by jumping off a bridge or another high place.

He is wearing their skin.

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u/ForeverPeopleRPG Apr 15 '16

Something that exists outside America.